Senior year of college. End of the Spring semester. Went down to the "cage" in the dorm basement to fetch my crates to pack up. On the shelf below was a cute leather miniskirt. No idea what it was doing there. This was long before coed dorms. Quickly threw it into a crate and lugged the crate up to my room. Dressing in a college dorm was way too risky so I had no stash with me up at school and it had been a long long drought. Couldn't resist trying it on (it fit fine). Then I hear my roommate opening the door. Thoughts of karma flashing though my head. Fortunately it was a suite and I was in the bedroom and not visible from the main area. Quickly hid it and pulled on my pants and was not caught. Karma near miss or not, I still kept it. Still have it, but it doesn't fit any more. Karma eventually gets you in the end.