Ok, so I’m setting at my desk today and in walks one of our executive secretary’s. Very pretty gal, nice makeup, hair, legs…. Ahhhhh where was I? ….. and says with a big smile “I received some of your mail by mistake today!!!” dropping 2 Victoria Secret catalogs on my desk!!! Now on the inside I’m going “Ekkkkkkkkkkkk” but on the outside I’m cool and calm, a little moist under the arms!
So I explain that I bought something for my wife (lier, lier!!) and had it delivered to the office and she seemed satisfied with that. I tried to give her one but she declined. My secretary, Karen, thinks it’s a hoot and now the whole executive wing knows. And all because I won a football bet (thank you again April!!). They are still coming every week, too!!
So be careful what you order and have sent to the office because it can come back and bite you in the butt long after you have recieved it!!!! I’m sure glad no one opened my breast forms when they came in, now that would be a hard sell!! Hmmmmm Bachelor party gag gift? Paper weights? CAT TOYS!!!!!! hehehe
Love Karren