I should have added this to Tracii's thread but we really have to laugh at our situation sometimes.
The weather forecast was good and my wife is out to mid afternoon so I took the opportunity to do some hand washing . I hung out eight pairs of panties, two camisole tops, two bras, a pair of black holdups , a suspender belt and a fitted animal print blouse. First of all it started to spot with rain , never mind that passed , then the doorbell rang and guy stood there with a nail gun, he wanted permission to fix the neighbour's fence from my side . I gave him a polite OK! Yes he did pass by the wash line and yes he did do a double take at what was on display !
By then the wind had picked up and I thought all I need is some panties flying off the clothes line and being retrieved by the fencing guy !!
I have to add to this situation, as I sit here typing a tractor has just passed in the field behind my home , the driver has a wonderful view of my garden from his high cab position, His head was turned in my direction the whole time in passing, I knew I shouldn't have put the bright red pair of panties out !!