I've heard this used a couple of times. And there might even be another thread somewhere like this but, I thought it would be a fun post anyway.
"I'll have to really figure out what's making my breasts grow and stop it."
"No thanks, Hon. I would rather keep it all out in the shed."
"Sure! Once a year for an hour on my Birthday is all I need."
.....was said by no crossdresser, EVER!
I got a bunch more but, let's see what y'all got.