Well, few more neighbors are on to me. Walked over to vote, and dressed on the femme side of androgynous, reasoning that non of the poll workers know me, and I’d have a mask. So as I walk out, two neighbor moms are walking in. They glanced at each other but didn’t comment, so busted and sort of don’t care anymore.
Then I “whale tailed” a neighbor. Changed jeans and didn’t put on a belt. Another neighborhood mom walked by, and we chatted about Halloween and her kids. Without thinking I bent down to pick up some scrap paper. She blushed and said “ have to be going.”
And that’s when I realized I’d flashed her the white lace thong I’d decided to wear….Oops!
