Here's a recipe to cut
way down on the desire to dress, in just 10 days!
1) Give one of the muscles in your lower back a fairly good twist
WHY DO THAT?
2) When it seems to be healing up nicely two days later, overdo things by bending too far, rushing around, bicycling, and so on
WHAT ALL THAT AND NO SHOPPING?
3) Two days after that, wear a really tight bra or corset for hours and hours, to spread the muscle strain up your back
must we go for a bra fitting?
4) Wear 3" heels for a week
a bad posture for 14 hours or more a day
you can take the heels off when you sleep..
6) Eat poorly all week
well if you eat poorly then with the money you save buy a bra that fits ... see#3...
7) On day 10, rush around like crazy, clean house, and carry heavy objects
By the end of the 10 days, your back pain will have spread from mid-knee to your shoulders, and thoughts of dressing will have been replaced with thoughts of wondering if they can do back transplants yet.
Stays fresh for 3 to 6 weeks, longer if you are careful to overdo things before your back heals.
hot bubble baths ... candles lots of wine need i say more??
5) Undersleep and overwork, especially if you can sit with
The key to killing the desire seems to be allowing it to get as far as groin muscle pain.