Oh oh...I can't provide a lot of detail, but today I had a problem with my car, the fire department came, the neighbors were watching and my stash was in the trunk! Best of all, their was no injury or other damages and there was no need to open the trunk. My car is another story. I wasn't dressed at the time.
I wonder how bad I've gotten burnt plastic smell in all my clothes! I hope it comes out...
...the firemen all wanted to talk about cars and stupid guy tricks...I wonder what they would have said if they ended up hosing off a pair of breast forms.. maybe better to rethink my hiding spot.