Does anyone remember the Saturday Night Live sketch where two couples are having dinner at a restaurant, and the women go to the restroom together? The men get curious about what's keeping them, so they don quickie disguises and sneak into the ladies' room themselves to see what it's like. Inside, it's like a whole other world – all marble, brass and glass, like a resort, with champagne fountains and French doors leading out to beaches or ski slopes – and a hunk in a toga is strumming a harp and crooning, "The Ladies' Room, The Ladies' Room." The men are captured and forced to stay there because they've discovered this huge, dark secret about women's restrooms….
Of course it’s not quite like that in the real world, but I must confess to a secret thrill every time I respectfully enter the inner sanctum.