Left them crying

[tamarav]

[SIZE=4]Two incidents recently.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4]First, I was in a bar/lounge not frequented by our sort of folk. Sitting, watching the dancers, dancing a bit, drinking a glass of wine. Slimy dude slithers up and starts his come-on talk. It almost sounded like a script. He finished with "Oh baby, could I ever show you a good time".[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4]So I said, "Oh honey, I would love to show you an even better time" and handed him my card for the dojo where I teach Karate. [/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4]Second one.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]Sitting at the bar in a sorta accepting bar with a nice dance floor. I danced maybe 4 dances, was tired, sat back down and continued drinking my wine. Dude slips in onto the next bar stool, drooling all over himself. (I don't mean this to sound egotistical, you know how some men are) I had extremely low cleavage with massive exposure, kind of a risk but I loved it.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4]He sat there talking at me but looking directly at my breasts. Then his line, "My god, I would to massage those breasts". So I happily took out a silicone form and plooped it on the bar and said "Go to it big guy". [/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4]The bartender treated me to free drinks the rest of the night.[/SIZE]

[az_azeel]

Tamara that second tale is soooo funny... would loved to have seen his face...

[DonniDarkness]

I just laughed so hard, my wife came in and asked if i was ok!!

She tends bar and when i read your post to her, we laughed until our faces hurt, we would have loved to see that!!

What was his response after you plopped the form on the bar?

[t-girlxsophie]

ha ha pure class.

[Leslie Langford]

...and I, for one, can't wait to hear what you're going to do for an encore when a similar situation presents itself in the future .

And to think that some of us are still so deep in the closet that we can't even bring ourselves to reveal our true natures to our loved ones - and then there's YOU!

Sis, you're certainly raising the bar for the rest of us in terms of being "out and proud", to borrow a phase from our gay and lesbian counterparts.

[pernille d]

both good but nr2 is just super super cool . i would have loved to see his face , i bet it was a picture .

thanks for that bit of humor

[Christie ann]

left them crying and me laughing. Thanks for sharing

[Deborah Jane]

Nice one Tamara, the second story cracked me up

[tamarav]

[SIZE=4]Follow-up on incident number 2:[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4]He turned cherry red, sat there for maybe 15 seconds staring at the breast form, then back at me, then back to the breast form. Then he very quietly slid off his stool and damn near fell over, walked out with his head down. The entire bar had followed this guy's exploits before and I didn't realize so many people were watching how I would handle him. I too turned very red.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4]As for those of you who are deeply buried, I was once in the closet. I got so mad at myself that I swore I would have as much fun as I could before I took a dirtnap. Yes, there is some element of courage, but once you have been shot at it is easy...[/SIZE]

[Nicole Erin]

YOu might gain another student, I mean what the heck ya know?

The silicone -
What if he DID begin massaging it? Then how would you have reacted?

[tamarav]

[SIZE=4]If he were to actually reach for it, I would have told him to "be gentle". I picked it up as he left.[/SIZE]

[DonniDarkness]

Tamarav,

My wife says you have to ask the bartender if he was a regular...She says being behind the bar, she sees these "pick-up line" types all the time, and most women dont ever embarrass them back like you have. And if that guy was a regular, and does this to a lot of women there, you probably became an instant heroine for dealing with him in a way that embarassed him so bad.

She also says she would love to be able to "de-tach", just so she could plop one on the bar one time to keep the staring down!!!

Keep being a heroess

-Donni and Sugar-

[TGMarla]

[SIZE=4]ROFL!!!![/SIZE]
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[MrKunk]

lmao that 2nd one was extremely hilarious.

[shedevilcd]

OMG girl that was priceless.........I wish that more people had the courage that you have......I bet he doesnt do that again...

[Sandra]

Tamara that second one is so funny and reminds me of when Nigella did something similar at work to one of her colleges.

[joandher]

Tamara ,
That's got to be the best I've heard for a very long time, it cracked me up and I cant stop laughing even now, my wife thinks I've banged my head or had a funny turn, Funny being the word.
I would have loved to have been there,just to see the expression on his face when you plopped it on the bar like a wobbly jelly ,I bet you have put him off Girls for a very long time

NICE GOING ANYWAY

BIG BIG HUGS

J-JAY

[SherriePall]

Tamara -- The weather here has been kind of gloomy today, but you really brightened up my day with those accounts. I don't think I would have the nerve to do that at a bar of anyplace like that.
Well, come to think of it, I did it once at David's Bridal. My consultant was telling me that one dress would look good if I had some forms (she thought I was only wearing a padded strapless bra. I reached in and removed my VS enhancer and asked if she meant something like that.

But that comes nowhere near to ridding that linemaster the way you did!

[JulieK1980]

That has got to be the funniest thing I've read all day!!! LMAO!!!

Where are you in the Pacific Northwest? I used to live in Oak Harbor, Wa... I miss the mountains out there!

[Lorileah]

Tamara my new heroine!

[Kate Simmons]

The best part is we can take 'em out and put them back in the drawer when we're done.

[giuseppina]

What a hoot! What was the reaction from the other patrons to these clowns?

These guys had it coming.

[Lynn Marie]

[SIZE="3"]Heck, that's no big deal, I could've done that. You just beat me to it. Great story Tami. Yes I did LOL[/SIZE]

[JulieC]

Then his line, "My god, I would to massage those breasts". So I happily took out a silicone form and plooped it on the bar and said "Go to it big guy".

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Absolutely TOO funny! It's great the bartender gave you free drinks!

[SuzanneBender]

Dear you made my day. Story number two is the best. I had to get a tissue I was crying so hard from laughter.

[SIZE=4]As for those of you who are deeply buried, I was once in the closet. I got so mad at myself that I swore I would have as much fun as I could before I took a dirtnap. [/SIZE]

Thats the perfect attitude. You have fun with who you are its a lesson that many of us could follow.