You know you're a crossdresser when....

[Kristen Marie]

....you can reach behind your back and unhook your own bra with ease but struggle trying to undo your wife's bra from the back. (Happened to me last night)

Or when someone asks you if you lost weight you tell them you're down to a size 12.....

Let's have some more.

[Karren H]

When you have more makeup than your wife, daughter, sister and mother combined and know how to use it correctly!!

[SuzanneS]

When you try to look, act, and be hotter than your ex-girlfriend ever was...or would let you be.....:eek:

Suzanne

[TGMarla]

Your high heels are your comfortable shoes! :D

[Veronica 1]

You have to shave your fingers and toes when you go out.

[Veronica Lacey]

...when you have worn dresses and heels a hundred times more often than male dress shoes and a suit...

[Kate Lynn]

You'd rather buy a pair of Nine West pumps than Wingtips.

[Teri Jean]

When you get up in the morning and brush your wig, adjust your panties, put on your thigh highs and bra with forms. Then put on your work attire and head out the door, stopping for the cup of coffee and bagel. I forgot to mention your mascra, you do not want to try that while driving.

Keli

[Missy Tanya]

When every time you go shopping, it's for feminine clothing. Then your SO tells you that you need to go into the men's department and get something new, all your tee shirts are worn out.. ha ha And you don't want too!!!

Tanya

[Joni Beauman]

When buttoning a male shirt seems backwards. Joni

[docrobbysherry]

When u help the bride out of her, tiny buttons over the zipper, wedding gown on her wedding nite. Because neither she nor the groom can do it!:heehee:

( I really DID that 2 weeks ago!):eek:

[KateC]

When you shop, you totally avoid the men's section and just beeline to the women's clothing.

[<3 Keri Lynn <3]

See a nice blouse on a girl and imagine yourself wearing it and go on a personal vendetta to find it online and order it :heehee: (Did that yesterday)


*Hugs*Kisses*

[daisygurl462]

your shopping for male clothing and you get excited because the store has co-ed fitting rooms and some cute clothes were left behind for you to try on (I love when that happens!).

[Christina Horton]

When you go out in drab and you compare the way you get in you car or walk or talk or stand up and go to adjust your skirt and it not there. I do that all the time.

[ringedjohn]

When you know more about bras - styles, fitting, makes - than your wife.

[Claire Cook]

When your clothes closet and undie drawers have to arranged just so .... (I love this thread!)

[jackieo]

When your wife borrowers your clothes because she has nothing to were that's dressy and takes your pantyhose because she has none with out ladders in them.:D

[Phyliss]

You have to go to the store to buy a "required" sport jacket, and end up spending 45 min looking at and trying on different blouses. oh yeah, the jacket, almost forgot. Walk over to that side and in under 3 min pick out a decent color in your size, try it on there. Good enough, done. Ended up spending more on blouses than the jacket.

[Kate Simmons]

Interesting concept. I do not, however, limit myself to being JUST a crossdresser, too boring. Being a full spectrum person is much more fun.:)

[AshleyCDFL]

You check out a hot woman and think, damn those are cute shoes!

[diane51]

When you spot a nice dress and decide nothing in life matters more than buying that dress.

[MartineXdrs2]

Your wife borrows your black waspy 'cause she doesn't own one and has put on "a pound or two" ... :-)

Martine

[Carla4Guage]

When you have to go to your purse to get your driver's license / ID to put in your wallet to go somewhere.

[BLUE ORCHID]

When buttoning a male shirt seems backwards. Joni

When buttoning my work shirts I thought it was just me that got
the thumbs and fingers mixed up it just seems backward after CDind for so many years.....................................thanks.. ......ORCHID

[joann426]

you know when you and your wife is watching qvc and see some pep toe shoes and you say (i like those shose) and she give you a dirty look LOLLOL!!!

[alexmusic]

When dressing drab bums you out

[JoAnne Wheeler]

When your male clothing and shoes are worn out and need replacing, but

you only spend all of your money to by female clothing and heels. Also, I

can reach behind my back and hook and unhook my bra better than my

spouse can hers - and I can apply make-up better than my spouse - and

when my spouse asks me for help in choosing outfits, shoes and make-up for

her when we are getting ready to go out.

JoAnne Wheeler

[jackieo]

when You find a brand name purse at good will and the wife confiscate it or replaces with some ugly thing and its got your wallet in it with your ID.:D

[TJ Tresa]

When you wak into Walmart, Kmart or any other store and make it a point to go through the women's clothing just to get somewhere that's not even on the other side of that department. I almost always go through no matter why I'm there.

[Niya W]

let me play let me play. When you can take your bras one handed and not take your shirt off.


You need formal/dress guy clothes and you can find them . Tons of formal dresses


Pissed off that you just spent $75 on guys clothes and nothing on fem.

[Stacye Rose]

When you spend your second date with a new girlfriend explaining just why it is that you know more about make-up, lingerie, women's fashion and shoes than she does.

When you spend your third date with a new girlfriend introducing her to your female side.

When you spend your fourth date with that new girlfriend shopping for make-up, lingerie, and shoes....for both of you.

[Fancynancy]

When Your doing the laundry and your basket of clean bras and panties is fuller than your wife's. When On Valentines day she asks for your red lipstickto wear.

[Persephone]

When you get up in the morning and check your eyebrows for strays.


When buttoning a male shirt seems backwards. Joni

Oh, yeah! Soooo true! Buttoning a blouse is SO much easier!

[MissConstrued]

When your cheesy pickup lines have been replaced with "love your shoes! Where did you get them?"

[DameErrant]

When you have crossed the divide between hoping nobody notices you when you leave the house en femme to hoping that you are noticed and that you get complemented on your appearance.

[SherylynJade]

When your wife asks you for advice on what looks good to wear to work.

[Mercedes]

You only window shop outside women's clothing stores and browsing in a lingere shop seems perfectly normal.

And when your wife asks if you were checking out an attractive woman you can honestly say "No, just admiring her shoes and clothes".

Mercedes XOXOXO

[Stephanie Miller]

How about when your entering the public restrooms and you hesitate for a second - just till you double check to make sure your entering the correct room for the attire your wearing! :confused2:

[Nicole Erin]

When you are about to go out en femme and the biggest problem is you have nothing to wear.

[KarenS]

when You find a brand name purse at good will and the wife confiscate it or replaces with some ugly thing and its got your wallet in it with your ID.:D

Even more so when you realize it is YOUR en-femme ID SHE has taken in YOUR purse.

[beez1717]

When you throw out all your male clothes because you hate them so much!

[Genifer Teal]

You have to shave your fingers and toes when you go out.


Ewww!!! I try to forget those days. LOL or should it be LTL (Love That Laser) :)

Gen

[Edwina27]

When you say to a co-worker "Don't get your panties in a knot", & she replies "Don't get yours in a knot", & you say" Mine are never in a knot:D".

[LaurenRenee]

You are sitting in the doctor's waiting room and all of a sudden you get this dreaded thought... OMG, what underwear am I wearing? Panties or boxers?

Lauren

[jackieo]

Even more so when you realize it is YOUR en-femme ID SHE has taken in YOUR purse.
It was LOL Stop that purse snatcher!
PS it was a nice coach no wear at all for 15.00

[Carly D.]

Your high heels are your comfortable shoes! :D

Or you look at your own everyday male shoes and say oh... god... no...

[donnadawn]

When on the rare occasion that you need to wear mens boxers you can't remember where you put them.

[Brenda Locke]

When you feel soo much more relaxed while dressed than when in drab!.

:battingeyelashes:

Brenda

[Jennifer Marie P.]

When you have more dresses,skirts,high heels,jewerly,makeup,bras,panties than all your gGG friends and use them more and know how to put on makeup better than them.

[JulieC]

Or you look at your own everyday male shoes and say oh... god... no...

Been there, done that. I really dislike my male dress shoes. I look at them and think "ick!". I really do. They look so terrible, even brand new, compared to women's dress shoes. I would sooooo prefer to wear pumps, etc. to work instead of my male shoes.

[Teresa Macaw]

When you go for your purse instead of your wallet. Or go away for the Tri-Ess weekend & forget your man clothes

[Linda Laman]

When your wife is jealous (livid even) that you look better than she does.

[Carol123]

You look in the mirror and start to see a more female person looking back

[terri7]

when you have
the same style bra
in a few different colours ..

[StevieTV]

When pondering what you'll go out as for Halloween, you say "I think I'll dress up like a man".

[Danielle H]

You check out a hot woman and think, damn those are cute shoes!

Damn, you took my line!

Fine then. When your female half of the closet takes up 3x as much room as your male half of the closet.

[pamela_a]

Althought some of mine have been stolen already I found one more the other day.

When the Victoria's Secret catalog shows up in the mail and

1. It's addressed to your male self
2. You actually look at the clothes and wish you could look like that in them.

-Paula-

[erica12b]

when you help a lady with nice nails and then feel real bad you nails need more work

[suchacutie]

you conciously work at making sure your body can accomodate both genders.

This can be anything from shaving new parts all the time to plucking all the time, moisturizing, changing eyebrow shape...whatever. The important thing is that you've specifically changed your life by treating your body differently, probably in ways people mostly can't see. I just started listing all my changes and it's a bit startling:

semi-regular facial peels, toner, facial moisturizer, sunblock, eye potion to limit black circles, clear or light brown mascara every day, eyebrow reshaping, hair removal in a variety of places, matte nail polish always, constantly taking care of all nails, toe-nail polish, whole body moisturizer, diet (lost 30 pounds already), keeping track of my measurments(!?!), lip moisturizer/plumper, hand lotion a few times daily, tucking mostly....heavens, enough already!

This is really scary...how can anyone ever think we do this casually? Who the devil would do this without some driving need???

incredible!

tina

[Cary]

...you can't remember the last time you felt good in a tie, but can't forget how wonderful walking in heels makes you feel.

[beez1717]

When You go on a trip, only take women's clothing, and then look at the girls in the area you are in and want to wear what they want to wear, and then end up getting a woman's t shirt as your memento.

[Cary]

a SA of your favorite shoe, clothing, makeup, etc. store calls you to alert you on sales.

You spot a GG wearing the same top you own.

[Amy Sue]

You can put pantyhose on quicker than your wife.

Amy :)

[danaillecd]

that you wore and looked better in the outfit that the x-wife took and wore to court on the day the divorce was final

[Kathleen Anne]

When right before you go out the door in drab you take a quick sniff to make sure your wearing Old Spice and not White Diamonds:doh:

[RobertaM]

When you get complimented that you handle handle High heels, by a GG.

[joann07]

When your female clothes out number your male clothes 10 to 1.

Hugs!

[Ashley_1962]

when you get really pissed off by the fact that you have to remove the nail polish off your toes when you go out to play hockey with the guys!!

Ashley

[Jenny Wilson]

When you see a woman wearing a beautiful pair of high heeled sandals at a wedding and you know how comfortable they are, even though they are too cute, because your pair arrived a week ago and you've already spent over 30 hours wearing them.

Jenny

[Kaz]

When you need to look for a new suit and you can't find your way... and/or it all looks alien...

[MarcellaMcNul]

When you see a woman wearing a beautiful pair of high heeled sandals at a wedding and you know how comfortable they are, even though they are too cute, because your pair arrived a week ago and you've already spent over 30 hours wearing them.

Jenny

When you quote a post about comfortable high heeled sandals and say: "PLEASE tell me where you bought them!"

[Kaz]

When you are checking the girls out for what they are wearing more than "anything esle"...

[Kaz]

When you ask a GG in beautiful clothes, shoes, whatever, and ask where did she buy them... and then check her shape and sizing against yours (in your head)

[Kaz]

When you are obsessed with what "other" women look like!

[Kaz]

OK I am going to bed now.. when you get into bed with your heels on, and maybe a thong without realising and you haven't come out to your wife yet?

[inquisitiv]

When you get the latest copy of Guns & Ammo Mag, and are much more interested in the model's LBD and heels than the P380 she's holding.

[gretchen_love]

Whe your GF asks you for advice on clothing...and takes your suggestion!!

[Julieanne]

When wearing a bra you adjust your (unattached) boobs more than you adjust your bra (or maybe that's just me).

[Sarasometimes]

-When you can't remember the last piece of male clothing you bought for yourself but are wearing a totally new woman's outfit.
-You get a pedicure and the nail tech knows what shades you like.
-You have standing appointments for nails and waxing.
-You feel more at home in Ulta than Home Depot.
-When needing to get new hose has nothing to do with the garden section.
-Your makeup kit is bigger than your toolbox.

[Tina P Hose]

When you have more pairs of pantyhose than socks and boxers.:drink:

[Janet pretty CD]

You worry your new moisturiser will make your hold ups fall down

[Janet pretty CD]

You don't care if the bumps of your bra straps show through your male suit jacket

[Bootsiegalore]

Your high heels are your comfortable shoes! :D

DITTO! Oh Yeah! My wife NEVER wears heels.

Tara

[Dr.Susan]

When you stop wanting male friends.

[Jenny Wilson]

When you quote a post about comfortable high heeled sandals and say: "PLEASE tell me where you bought them!"

I bought them from silhouettes.com. I just checked their website and the pair I bought are not listed anymore, even in the outlet section. Check them out for some other cute styles that look as though they'd be comfortable as well.

Jenny

[Lisa Catherine]

...When you see an attractive woman in either a skirt or dress and heels walk by, and you wonder what attracts you more, her appearance, or your wishing that :hugs::daydreaming:you could look that good in her clothes?

[fran46]

...When you instinctively keep your knees pressed tightly together while in drab.

...When several of your city's seamstresses, the ones who alter your dresses to account for your slightly-narrower-than-womanly hips, are on a first-name basis with you.

...When you've mastered how to type, pick up coins, and manage the complexity of back-zipper slacks while wearing acrylic tips that extend a third of an inch beyond your natural nail.

...When you've come to love how a pencil skirt inhibits your stride, the way clip-on earrings cause a sensation that's somewhere on the just hurtful side of the pain-pleasure spectrum, and the vaguely constricted feeling that a bra's straps and band create.

...When you look forward to the arrival of each month's editions of Vogue and Elle.

[Nattastic]

...you first get the feeling that you really, really, really like wearing feminine attire... it makes you feel good in ways you couldnt imagine... and then realize that what you're wearing, while nice n all - is just not good enough, and you will need to spend some serious $ here. > Welcome to the club.


Some funny answers posted!! Had fun relating to many :)

[pink femme]

When you can stand up for a wee and you have a direct hit :heehee:

[rachelgirlnw]

When you get the latest copy of Guns & Ammo Mag, and are much more interested in the model's LBD and heels than the P380 she's holding.

OMG Julie - that made me laugh so much! .... :lol:

[Vixen82]

you can't wait to get home from a stressful day at work to slip into your favourite heels - sighs -

[Kendra (Tx)]

True story....When you are on vacation and 24/7 and out on the Outer Banks in NC and you have to go back to the hotel room because your "flats" are hurting your feet...and you change to your favorite 3" heels and spend 12 hours sightseeing from Kill Devil Hills to Hatteras to Okracoke and not have a bit of trouble with your feet...

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[Hali]

You know u r a CD when u jump into a make-up conversation with GGs who happen to be complete strangers.

[Cary]

When your high heels out number your wing tips and panties out number your boxers.

[Ellen Ross]

You check out a hot woman and think, damn those are cute shoes!

When you really check out a woman, the shoes, the clothes, the fit of the clothes, the hair, the eye brows, the make-up (in detail), the manicure, ...

while thinking how each item relates to you and how could incorporate it into your own look (the fem side thinking here)

And then after she is out of sight, realize that she was H.O.T. hot, and want to go chase her down to really get a look at her (the male part taking over)

[Tiffany6791]

Okay how about when your S/O has something on and all you can think about is that you would look better in it than she does? lol

[athensboi1]

really enjoyed this forum

[Renae Word]

When you need a hair cut you go to the beautician.:hugs:

[Marla]

When you walk like a woman all the time even when not dressed like one. (can't help it anymore)

[Veronica 1]

I hear you there, I practiced my womanly walk so much that it has become permanent but, is that a bad thing?

[AshleyCDFL]

When your sitting at work and realize there is that ever faint line of pink nail polish around your cuticles!

[LadyMirabai]

When you're look at a woman/girl and when she's really thinking you're checking her out, you're really only checking out her clothes :p

[AshleyCDFL]

When you second guess buying an outfit because your not sure if you have the shoes to go with it.

[Linda Laman]

When your wife gets jealous because you look better than she does.

[LaurenRenee]

When your sitting at work and realize there is that ever faint line of pink nail polish around your cuticles!

OMG ! Been there, done that!

[Pink_Lace]

Your high heels are your comfortable shoes! :D

:heehee: guilty i love my heels