The things you hear

[insearchofme]

Today I was in a small town in Ohio. I was at a McDonalds to get some coffee. As I walked to the rest room to wash my hands I passed a table with 3 older women.

I heard the oldest of the three say,"those damn homosexuals running around naked, and there's not a thing they can do about them!" I chuckled and started to imagine 100's of naked homesexuals running arount the town square.

As I returned when I went by the table another woman was saying, "are they wearing support hose?" Now I really started laughing, imagining "naked homosexuals" running around the town square in support hose. I wonder what they would think if they knew that the guy walking past them was wearing black panties?

Who says nothing happens in "small town" America?

[Alice Green]

I kinda like those images:o

[Kate Lynn]

Me too.

[Karren H]

Ahhhh Middle America!!! where everyone's gay until proven otherwise!! lol

[Dressing Jill]

Bless their hearts. They probably have never seen a gay person. LOL......

We should all meet and dress up for them. that would start a converstion.LOL......

Hugs

Jill

[kym]

now how did they know what i did in the privacy of my home? I gotta get the shades fixed!!:o lol

[Miranda09]

:lol2:

[AmandaM]

Maybe that small town had one of them thar funny parady-type-things?

[Carly D.]

Ahhhh Middle America!!! where everyone's gay until proven otherwise!! lol

seriously.. that actually seems to be true.. if you cross dress you are gay.. if you are slightly different in any way you are gay.. or at the very least not trustworthy...

[Sophie Lynne]

Maybe you should've stopped and said to him "It didn't bother you last night, stud" and walked away.

[Leslie Langford]

...As I returned when I went by the table another woman was saying, "are they wearing support hose?" Now I really started laughing, imagining "naked homosexuals" running around the town square in support hose. I wonder what they would think if they knew that the guy walking past them was wearing black panties?...

Bonus points if the black panties were crotchless :D.

[marny]

Maybe you should have flashed al ittle. Give the old dolls something to really talk about. :D:D

[linnea]

I hear these kinds of comments from young and old and in-between, more in small towns than in the bigger places. It's sad and absurd.

[Cary]

I wonder what started that crazy conversation?

[trannie T]

Isn't it sad when naked homosexuals get old and start wearing support hose?

[Fancynancy]

Better gays and Pantyhose than Guns, Pickups and Busch beer. Nancy

[cindym5_04]

I don't know... I think the comments are all gay.


:heehee: Just kidding. Middle America- gotta love it!!

[Jessica Who]

LOL good one...I'm surprised they didn't start every sentence with "Back in my day" !

[StevieTV]

I guess there are no hair dressers, wedding planners or interior decorators in that town...Hmmm, I need a job. Would anyone sponsor me a work visa??:o

[Vieja]

Better gays and Pantyhose than Guns, Pickups and Busch beer. Nancy
Hey whats wrong with Busch beer? Or almost any other kind of beer for that matter?

Vieja

[Lorileah]

I would never do his but I always think of things after the fact. I would have thought of stopping there and looking at them, turning slightly and saying"Honey does this butt LOOK like I need support?" Then with a "snap" I would have sashayed away.

Well If I had guts I would do that ;)

[Patricia1]

As I returned when I went by the table another woman was saying, "are they wearing support hose?" Now I really started laughing, imagining "naked homosexuals" running around the town square in support hose. I wonder what they would think if they knew that the guy walking past them was wearing black panties?

Who says nothing happens in "small town" America?

Maybe your town can make "running around the town square" an annual event & see who shows up.

[insearchofme]

A couple of answers:

Patrica1: it's not my town, just passing through

Lorileah: My butt probably doesn't look as good as yours

I like busch beer too!

StevieT: you'd rock thier world!

Cary: I was wondering that too.

Leslie: sorry no crotchless panties

[Nicole Erin]

We certainly take things out of context don't we? :heehee:

In fact, there IS somethint the old ladies can do to help stop the naked homosexuals from running amock in the streets - they can donate to the televangelist of their choice. I think some of them will do a prayer request for the bargain price of $1,000 :brolleyes:

[Mary Morgan]

Dana, I think that qualifies as nothing. I live in one of those small towns and sadly it is full of people who have opinions about lots of issues of which they know little or nothing. But it does keep them going.