Most "absurd" question you've been asked while dressed.

[Molly Wells]

I will be able to spend several days dressed in August while my wife is away on a trip. I was thinking about it this morning and what I might plan for an outing. I have been thinking about driving to Austin, (about 3hrs away) and going to 'Bout Time and maybe trying to see if there were any other girls who would like to meet up.
Anyway, as I was considering my options I remembered the first time I went to 'Bout Time, several years ago. This was only my first or second time to be out in public and around a lot of people. My nervousness must have been apparent because as I sat at the bar and sipped a drink the bartender turned to me and asked me "What I want to know is "do you shave your chest?"
I remember being shocked at his question and thinking he had a lot of nerve asking me something like that!
I took no offence to his question and thought of it as good-natured fun and a conversation starter, altough at the same time I am thinking "you shouldn't be asking a girl that kind of question."

So I was just wondering what kind of "absurd" questions or comments you might have gotten.

[Jan W]

Molly,

I'm in a gay bar wearing a dress, heels, makeup and wig and a man asks me if I want to be a girl.

Thought that was pretty obvious.

Jan

[Joni Marie Cruz]

"Who do you think you're fooling?" asked by a complete stranger, an old guy, well...as old as me anyway, in a grocery store, just out of the blue. In the frozen food aisle, maybe my turkey timers had popped out. I just gave him my patented "Eff off, buster." look (for a mild version, please see my pix) and kept on walking. Honestly, if I were trying to fool someone, it wouldn't have been him. He didn't look like he'd had a nodding acquaintance with a bar of soap in weeks.

Hugs...Joni Mari

[Nicole Erin]

Well, mine have usually been people acting shocked or something.
Here I can be, dressed head to toe en femme, and someone who is fascinated would be like "YOu, you mean you even paint your toenails?!?!?"

[Carroll]

"Can I touch your boobs"

[Jan W]

"Can I touch your boobs"

I've had that one too.

[savvy_fudge]

"Can I touch your boobs"

Me too. :eek:

[Molly Wells]

When the bartender asked me if I shaved my chest I remember thinking that was a rather personal question. I guess that is why I was somewhat shocked that he would ask that.
Does my shock come from a feminine mindset that says you don't ask girls those kind of personal questions?

[vikki2020]

I was taking a break from a lot of walking, kind of leaning on a large planter, and a guy selling books from his bike/cart sets up shop right next to me. After a minute or so, he asks--"you a woman"? "Today I am", I reply. He just nods, and says "OK". Sat there for about 10 more minutes, and he never said another word to me, before I continued on.

[Tasha McIntyre]

More a statement than a question, but at the shops a couple of weeks ago a complete man stranger walked up to me, looked me full on and said, "wow I wish I had your courage". He kinda grimace / smiled and walked away without another word.

Tash :)

[divamissz]

"Can I touch your boobs"

That's happened to me a few times. Women seem to LOVE touching 'em.

[dilane]

I was at a straight bar, and a guy sets his drink next to mine and asks if I can watch it while he gets a smoke outside. I said "Sure."

He comes back and looks me in the eye and says "I'm Guido, what's your name?".

"Diane"

"What's your real name?"

"Diane!"

Later he comes over, chats me up, flirts, and buys me a drink.
He asks me out, and I tell him I'm TS, and he acted totally shocked!

[Samantha Girl]

As stated many times I've never really been out in public, workin on it! ;) BUT my girl has seen me and well she's a funny gal! :D She has asked to touch my boobs! :p

Aaaand she asked how I learned to walk so well? Practice! Plus I mostly have platform heels which are a bit easier, for me anyway ;)

EDIT: Tasha! Aaaaw that is both awesome and sad at the same time!

[Teri Jean]

I had dressed for halloween last year and went to work. One of the girls in our Admissions Department (University) asked in front of all the staff, what are you wearing under your dress. I took a second and said the same thing you are wearing. To that she asked if she could touch my breasts and now she has crossed the line to far so I said right after I touch yours. lol on the floor with a dozen others. She backed off but we still spar from time to time and we are good friends. It take a smart a## to know one. lol

Teri

[CD Susan]

I was in a gay /lesbian bar last November dressed completely as a woman with another cd friend enjoying a couple of drinks. This guy comes up to me and asks "are you Sarah Palin or just a look alike'. I laughed so much that I almost fell off my chair. I don't know if he was serious or just using that as a line to hit on me as he was obviously very drunk.

[JulieK1980]

"Can I touch your boobs"


Ha ha!!! I got asked that once! I said go ahead, they aren't mine...

[Sally2005]

The breasts is odd for sure. Had it happen at a party, a woman says, are you a guy? I said, um, yes. She they gives them a squeeze with both hands. It totally shocked me...didn't expect it at all.

The only others...when you tell someone you dressed up and they say, did you shave your legs and arms?...I say no and they answer, good. Like, they have this line you should not cross....

[Deb The Brunette]

"Can I touch your boobs"

Not had that one...what am I doing wrong

.

[PaulaJaneThomas]

"Would you like another pint?"

[freeindress]

"What I want to know is "do you shave your chest?"

I got a similar question from a seemingly accepting coworker, he saw my shaved armpits under my sleeveless shirtdress then asked if I also shaved my b@**s like porn actors :Angry3:


"Can I touch your boobs"
I was just touched without asking by a young guy at a party, as he could not have done the same easily to an uknown GG.

[Andy66]

This is an open question to anyone who feels like answering:

So then, if the right person asked, would you let them touch your boobs? And would it do anything for you, or would you just say okay to humor me, um, I mean them?

[Barbara918]

I've also had "Can I touch your boobs?" ... and usually from women. My stock answer is "Can I touch yours?" Sometimes I get lucky. If they say no, I follow with "Why not? Tit for tat, after all!"

Sometimes I get asked "Are those real?" to which I say "No, you're imagining them."

[erickka]

I've had "hey baby, show us your tits" thrown at me by some obnoxious teens, and "how do you walk in those skyscrapers, I'd break my neck!" by some very lovely GG's.

[Joni Marie Cruz]

Not had that one...what am I doing wrong

.

<Joni blushes, stammers and shuffles her feet> Umm, Deb, can I...uhh, can I..I mean would you mind...if I...if I...umm?<blushes even more and runs off>

Hugs...Joni Mari

[Molly Wells]

"Can I touch your boobs?" That reminds me of the last time I went to 'Bout Time, (and I really don't get out very often), I was sitting at the bar and two other Tgirls were there as well. The other two were regulars and were having an ongoing dialogue with the bartender. He came out from behind the bar and was standing between them and "flirting," he asked them if he could touch their boobs and they let him, all laughing, then he turned around to me just reached over and squeezed mine and said "nice" then he kissed me on the cheek! This all happened so fast I was again in shock that a guy would do such a thing.
Molly

[Prissy Linda]

I was asked if I spit or swallow:eek:

[reneedtg]

"Can I touch your boobs"
a variation on that..."how do you make those"...

[vspowers]

Once I went through a drive thru wearing a pink nightgown. The lady who handed me my food asked "Are you trying to improve your singing voice?"
We both laughed.

[Lorileah]

"Do those legs go all the way up?"

I get "nice legs" all the time and my answer is "Thank you I got them on my birthday." :)

[AllieSummers]

On the boobs thing, I have someone ask if they can touch my boobs just about every time I go out. I have people regularly ask if they are real. I usually say, "real silicone". :)

Probably the strangest thing I've had someone ask was whether or not I have a penis. I usually smile and ask, "do you?" Depending on the sex of the person, the question gets a different response. If it is a girl they usually laugh and say no. If it is a guy they look at me like I'm from Mars. :)

I don't mind questions, even absurd ones. It just means that people are interested or curious. Your reponse to the question is very important. If you are a smart ass about it then people start thinking that all TGs are smart asses. If you have fun with it and are nice then people think we are all nice.

Just don't take anything personal.

Kisses,

Allie

P.S. If you make it to Bout Time look for a tall blonde that sits at the end of the bar named Teree and tell her Allie said to say, "Hi". She is one of my best friends in the world and one of the sweetest girls you will ever meet. She is coming up to Dallas to go out on the town with me and my wife on the 25th.

[Christina Horton]

When the bartender asked me if I shaved my chest I remember thinking that was a rather personal question. I guess that is why I was somewhat shocked that he would ask that.
Does my shock come from a feminine mindset that says you don't ask girls those kind of personal questions?

I think it's a little of the two. Your fem side was shocked and it was personnel.

The male side thought your trying so hard to blend in and pass that you wonder how he knew.



More a statement than a question, but at the shops a couple of weeks ago a complete man stranger walked up to me, looked me full on and said, "wow I wish I had your courage". He kinda grimace / smiled and walked away without another word.

Tash :)

You should have kept talking to him , YNK you might have found a sister and could help her to be FREE!!!!!!!




"Can I touch your boobs"


My mechanic when I came in to his shop fully dressed ( He did not know I dress) after he kept saying how hot I looked asked how did I do that, I told him and he said wow they look so great and real.



As stated many times I've never really been out in public, workin on it! ;) BUT my girl has seen me and well she's a funny gal! :D She has asked to touch my boobs! :p

Aaaand she asked how I learned to walk so well? Practice! Plus I mostly have platform heels which are a bit easier, for me anyway ;)

EDIT: Tasha! Aaaaw that is both awesome and sad at the same time!

Hay I live north in Canada of WA. I live about 150 miles north of Seattle and have been wanting to go and visit some girls in WA when you get there we might be able to meet up EH.




"Can I touch your boobs?" That reminds me of the last time I went to 'Bout Time, (and I really don't get out very often), I was sitting at the bar and two other Tgirls were there as well. The other two were regulars and were having an ongoing dialogue with the bartender. He came out from behind the bar and was standing between them and "flirting," he asked them if he could touch their boobs and they let him, all laughing, then he turned around to me just reached over and squeezed mine and said "nice" then he kissed me on the cheek! This all happened so fast I was again in shock that a guy would do such a thing.
Molly

I might have slapped him. was the other girls GG's or no.




I was asked if I spit or swallow:eek:


what a horrible thing to say. :eek::eek::eek::eek:

[MissConstrued]

The strangest thing I got was an old guy who walked over, rubbing the whiskers on his cheek, and said, "You missed a spot." I laughed and said, "It happens!" He walked away grinning, but the GG's I was talking to got a bit upset. I just told them it was cool; I'm the goofy one after all.

I get the boob thing all the time, but the girls that are bold enough don't usually ask... they just grab. I grab theirs right back. Haven't been slapped yet... that would be rather hypocritical, wouldn't it? My male friends, I think, are a bit jealous of how many breasts I get to feel up. :D And some of my guy friends once tried to take cell phone pics up my skirt... all in good fun. I don't think I could handle this if I was so sensitive as to let things like that bother me.



"Would you like another pint?"

Yeah, that's a pretty dumb question, innit? :drink:



"Do those legs go all the way up?"

They do now... I just had them lengthened. :)

[JeneeDavis]

I have been asked:

"Is that really your hair??!?" (I respond: yes it is..... I paid for it...)

"Wow what great boobs... what do you do with them....later??" ( I respond - I take them off and put them in a jar next to my bed....)

"Wow, how do you do that (cleavage)?!?!?! ( I respond: A little water, a little sunshine.. and whole lotta luvin'!!!)

"Do you dress all the time???" (I respond: No, I run around naked most of the time.....)

Some Men can be such pigs...

Hugs! :hugs:
Jen :battingeyelashes:

[victoriamwilliams1]

Mine is "Do You play for the WNBA?"

[Samantha Girl]

Thanks Jenee! :) You just reminded me of a question my girl had when she 1st saw my pics. " Wow! How the hell do you get your hair like that?! " :heehee:

Sounds good Christina! :) Hopefully by then I'll be more comfortable going out! :p

MissConstrued... you are just XXXXen awesome! :D


EDIT: Ha ha ha ha! I'm sorry Victoria but that is hysterical!!! :heehee:

[cindym5_04]

Let's see...I've gotten the "can I touch your boobs"... I've had this convo with a gg friend before:

her: are you wearing women's underwear too?
me: yep
her: can I see?
me: okay

at a halloween party a group of women were all into me and expressed how they were "curious" but afraid to try another woman...but they wanted to feel the taste of lipstick from someone else. I ended up making out with about 10 GGs that night while all of them were watching. I got invited back to a hotel room, but got nervous and turned it down- yeah I know- I'm a dumbass!

[Deb The Brunette]

<Joni blushes, stammers and shuffles her feet> Umm, Deb, can I...uhh, can I..I mean would you mind...if I...if I...umm?<blushes even more and runs off>

Hugs...Joni Mari


Joni ....I'll show you mine if you show me yours :heehee:


.

[Deb The Brunette]

I was asked if I spit or swallow:eek:

I guess he was probably talking about your chewing tobacco eh


.

[bobi jean]

4 times, (3 guys/1 girl) Are those real? twice I answered with NO and twice I answered with "what do you think". (I think I'll use "yep, real breast forms" from no on)
2 times, (both GG's), Can I touch them? (I'll have to remember "if I can tough yours") instead, I said sure if you really want to. and,
1 time (my GG cousin), Do you shave your legs? my answer was yep, is it that obvious? You wouldn't know it, but the males, from both sides of my family have pretty hairy legs,and bodys, so YES it is OBVIOUS as hell to someone who would know it. The question (coming from her) was no big surprise to me, what was a surprise, was the location when she asked.
IN A WAITING LINE IN, AN ALREADY AT FULL ACPACITY FAMILY RESTAURANT IN ROCK ISLAND OR MOLINE, ILLINOIS with at least 25 people in line, some in front and some behind us, along with the 12-15 family members, all in hearing range. thats ok tho, I'm a crossdresser, I shave face, my legs, my armpits and a couple other things....WHO CARES?

[Jeanna]

I was asked if I spit or swallow:eek:

Very rude comment/question.
A man asked me at a restaurant the other day "Do you ride a road bike? while looking at my shaved legs, Yes but not with my skirt on...he blushed and walked away!:)

[MissConstrued]

I guess he was probably talking about your chewing tobacco eh
.

I've been told that's not very ladylike... but the most gorgeous girl in my high school dipped Skoal.




"Wow, how do you do that (cleavage)?!?!?!

Gotten that one before. Pushup bra... It always flips guys out when I inform them that yes, they are real, and no, I'm not a transsexual. :eek:



I ended up making out with about 10 GGs that night while all of them were watching. I got invited back to a hotel room, but got nervous and turned it down- yeah I know- I'm a dumbass!

10? I bow humbly in your general direction. :notworthy:

But yeah, you're definitely a dumbass there... :straightface:

[Lorileah]

they were "curious" but afraid to try another woman...but they wanted to feel the taste of lipstick from someone else.

That's a line I'll have to remember

[JulieP]

I was asked if I spit or swallow:eek:

neither, I Bite. :D

[Jodi]

I've been asked by gg's, "What do you have on that smells so good"?

My usual response is, "I've got a hard on. I didn't know you could smell it".

Jodi

[Niya W]

Um lets see

Can I see your ****?
Keep on walking in front of me and I'll have to **** that ass

I'm really attracted to what you are I ant to suck your ****. I want you to bend me over.


When I said no, he said I'll pay for it and pulled out a wad of 100's

[Mirani]

"do you like wearing women's clothes?"

friend of a friend at a bbq.

"only when there is a 'Y' in the day!"

[CharlotteW]

I've been asked by gg's, "What do you have on that smells so good"?

My usual response is, "I've got a hard on. I didn't know you could smell it".

Jodi

LMFAO

Was once asked "are you wearing ladies tights?". I replied "nope, they're my mine".

Also...

Was in a private members club one evening, chatting to a couple who were intrigued about me being all dressed up, the man asked "so are you gay then?". "No" I replied, "straight as a rule, that's my wife standing behind you". I asked him a few questions and it turned out that he had indeed 'given' and 'received' in a man-on-man encounter. I said "ewww, yuk.....and you think I'm strange for wearing a dress", then there was a pause....then a smile...."only kidding mate, I couldn't care less what you do, live and let live I say". We chuckled about it.

[Kimmie]

A guy asked me: why do you dress up? I answered: because I had no other clean clothes to wear.

[Joni Marie Cruz]

Joni ....I'll show you mine if you show me yours :heehee:.

<super blush> :o I don't use those little icon thingies, but I just had to. Anytime, sweetie. <Joni smiles big at Deb>

Hugs...Joni Mari

[JulieP]

i have a guy on my space that is more than persistent. well he just emailed me asking if "i was ready for a real man". i replied, "You have friends?"

[Teri Jean]

This weekend while sittingin the vets club one of the wait staff jumped off her stool and grabbed my hand and said "you have your nails done?". Now I'm in drab and yes I have them manicured, so I said yes and told her I like them done and have less problems with splitting and tearing.

Teri

[divamissz]

The most absurd questions I've been asked?

"You a girl or a guy?"
"You're a guy, aren't you?"
"Can you kiss my friend? He's never been kissed by a guy before."

There's more, but you get the drift. And every time, I smile and try not to rip someone's heart out of their chest and feel one more paper cut on my soul.

[Carrie R]

While showing myself on webcam at the chat site sponsor above, a man asked me to marry him. Now that was a shock. Even more shocking, I said yes! We are now happily married. Okay, just kidding, but the first part is true.

[Christina Horton]

While showing myself on webcam at the chat site sponsor above, a man asked me to marry him. Now that was a shock. Even more shocking, I said yes! We are now happily married. Okay, just kidding, but the first part is true.

I tried that site and thought it would be ok until the 3rd time I went there and saw two guys masturbating to each others tug and pull. I was so groused out I have not gone back. So unless you like that thing I would say just be careful of the site.

[cindym5_04]

But yeah, you're definitely a dumbass there... :straightface:

I was also a WHOLE LOT more innocent at the time... if it had been a couple of years later, I'm positive that I would have one helluva story! hehehe

[MissConstrued]

I was also a WHOLE LOT more innocent at the time... if it had been a couple of years later, I'm positive that I would have one helluva story! hehehe


I know exactly what you mean! Been there, didn't do that, got the t-shirt. lol.

[Carrie R]

I tried that site and thought it would be ok until the 3rd time I went there and saw two guys masturbating to each others tug and pull. I was so groused out I have not gone back. So unless you like that thing I would say just be careful of the site.

I stay in the main room where there is supposed to be no nudity. If a moderator is on they will get booted. There are plenty of creeps there but there are decent folks there too.

[Carly D.]

I think if anyone I know were to see me wearing they would say "why are you dressing this way?" and my answer.. you didn't ask for the answer.. so I guess you'll have to just wonder about that..

[vivianann]

Like I have said before, when women ask to touch my boobs, I say to be fair I need to touch yours too, and they let me:D
The other day a man came up to me and ask "why do you wear dresses?", I told him because it is easier to get dates with women that way, the look on his face was priceless, :doh:, then he asks how does that work, I then said put a dress on and then you will find out. all he could say was, huh

[Kimmie_PL]

I had the Can i touch your boobs questions, and most of the time my answer was yes until i copped other questions like:

Did you shave your legs?....Yes.
How does it feel to dress like a girl?....Normal.
What are you meant to be?... A girl.
Are you a Guy or a Girl?... Both.

these were the questions i got at the party i went to. and my answers right after. there was more but cant remember them.

Kimmie_PL

[JaytoJillian]

Mine is "Do You play for the WNBA?"

"Are you Chantelle Anderson?" She's a ginormously tall WNBA player. I didn't even know who she was at the time. I had to go home and google her, LoL.

Chantelle Anderson:

[JiveTurkeyOnRye]

I was out last summer with a GG friend and a girl she was dating, we were walking through the "Short North" here in columbus and a car load of rude boys was driving by and must have read me because they started yelling out the window "Sir? Sir?" like they wanted to ask me a question. Seeing as they were yelling it from a moving car, I didn't think their question was likely anything I wanted to answer so I just kept walking, and they circled the block a few times and tried to get my attention. Since this was last summer and gas prices were hitting the $4 mark here, I was fine letting them waste their fuel.

[Marla16]

I was in a bar in Atlantic City with 2 GG freinds. This guy was hitting on me for ever, I finally told him I was a Guy, he looked very surprised. I was wearing tight Jeans and being tucked had a nice smooth front. Well he could not understand where it was down below. He asked me if he could touch my crotch. Of course I told hime no. I also had a low cut blouse on and showing some cleavage so he ask's if could touch my breasts. He eventually got thrown out for annoying some other girls

[michelle_tx]

"Can I touch your boobs"At least they ask you. I can't count the number of times I've been in a club or bar and had some asshole just grab them. Then they get all surprised and indignant when I slap them. They wouldn't go up to a gg and grab their breasts, why do they think it's okay now?

I've never been asked any dumb questions though. At least nothing dumber than the occasional "are you a guy or a girl?" I've always wondered why people think it's okay to ask that. If I was a gg and got asked that I'd be deeply insulted.

[CharlotteW]

Just a thought, when someone approaches and says "I wish I had your courage" do you think they mean "I wish I had your courage, generally speaking" OR..."I wish I had your courage 'cos I'd like to dress up in public too"

[ArleneRaquel]

Just a thought, when someone approaches and says "I wish I had your courage" do you think they mean "I wish I had your courage, generally speaking" OR..."I wish I had your courage 'cos I'd like to dress up in public too"


I think that it is the later. :love:

[Erica K.]

I was at a tg friendly bar and a gay man sat next to me & said, "I don't have enough to buy you a drink but do you want to come home with me?" I ignored him.

[maxi_in_az]

You all have me laughing so hard - aren't people great????

[AndreaMarie19]

ive had guys ask "can i touch your boobs or your crocth and i say "wtf are you a perv?" and most of the time they would walk away or keep persistant and sometimes i have to run to get away from them. other times i have had people to ask "are you a man? or are you even a woman? all i have to say is "well what are you?" man i tell you people are stupid.

[Annette_boy]

not a question as such but this situation me in a Gay bar dressed to the nines as a woman and a guy hitting on me and trying to convince me he is streight like I dont think he is. and my answer to the are you a man or a woman is
"Yes"
Hugs Annette

[Frédérique]

Most "absurd" question you've been asked while dressed.



Here’s just a smattering:

“Who do you think you are, Anne of Green Gables?”
“Excuse me, miss? Can you please tell me how to get out of Kansas?”
“Are you wearing breastforms, or are you just happy to see me?”
“Don’t you think you should get out of sight before the Republicans see you?”
“What time does the balloon go up?”
”Are you selling something? How much?”

[kellycan27]

I have never had anyone ask if they could touch my boobs.(other than a g/f or two who were curious or contemplating getting a set of implants also) I have had the "are they real" question. Nobody has ever just reached out and grabbed them... and lived to tell about it. :heehee: That would be ,IMHO very disrespectful, I don't put up with being disrespected.
Would I let the "right" person touch them? Anyone who asks a question like that upon just meeting someone is NOT the right person, so no I wouldn't let a stranger grope me.