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Karren H
09-28-2009, 11:06 AM
Too funny... A coworker who is also my neighbor just waked into my office and first thing out of his mouth... "Your office smells nice". Followed by "do you have a map of xyz mine"? So as I'm searching for the map on my workstation he's wandering around my office picking things up.. And he gets to the credenza and says "you sure have a lot of lotions in here". "Yeah... I'm old and dried out and I like to smell good".. He just looks at me and helps himself to some soy beans I have on my desk... "Those will make your breasts grow" I comment... "Yeah right" he replys...

So I plot off the map and he is most appreciative and considerably more aware.. He's probably in his office googling soy and breast growth right now!! Don't you just love it when people suddenly become enlightened to our feminine side and their reactions?

Ohhh and forgot... While standing behind me he asks.. "Do you color you hair?". Yeah!! My wifes idea... I replied... Hahaha.

Dana
09-28-2009, 11:09 AM
I just love your attitude and approach toward life in general.

Your the orginal Teflon Kid! :)

martha mars
09-28-2009, 11:17 AM
your office must smell like my truck ant it great:hugs::hugs::hugs:

Karren H
09-28-2009, 11:48 AM
My office smells way better than my truck.. Lol. I think my office smelt particularly good because I had just applied some Garnier face lotion.. So now at lunch I went out and picked up some eye drops plus a pink box of pink tissues for my desk. Yeah.. Hope the next time he comes back with the sniffles... I'll offer him a tissue and some more soy beans! Hahaha.

vivianann
09-28-2009, 11:54 AM
Who Knows, one day you just might bring out his feminine side, or he could be a closet cder.

SherriePall
09-28-2009, 11:54 AM
Well, Karren, at least he didn't go snooping into your desk! And who says we can't smell nice.

JulieC
09-28-2009, 12:03 PM
Well, Karren, at least he didn't go snooping into your desk! And who says we can't smell nice.

Didn't you know? Men are supposed to smell either bad or like beer (and both, if the beer is old) :rofl:

Teri Jean
09-28-2009, 12:11 PM
Karren you are such a sweet heart and to think you wouldn't have lotions and soy beans? LOL You may want to inventory your office because if he likes what he saw.................. well you know. LOL

huggs Teri

Melissa in hose
09-28-2009, 01:21 PM
Fortunately, I work out of my home and my closet is full of Melissa's clothes. My office is scented with candles and perfume and lotions. My wife likes to come in often due the good scents.

TxKimberly
09-28-2009, 01:23 PM
ROFL - You are such a goof.

Kate Simmons
09-28-2009, 02:56 PM
Hopefully, you have cocoa butter lotion in there Karr.:heehee:

Karren H
09-28-2009, 03:19 PM
Nivea Smooth Senstion lotion with Shea butter, E and Ginkgo!!! Plus a bottle of Vaseline Intensive Rescue.. I need all the help I can get! New name, Erica? :).

Katrina
09-28-2009, 04:28 PM
Karren, that's awesome!

Ze
09-28-2009, 05:13 PM
You sure have a lot of lotions in here!

My initial response would have had something to do regarding pornography, but to each their own. :heehee:

Good story, Karren.

AllieSF
09-28-2009, 06:16 PM
And you didn't even show him your stash of nail polish! Maybe next time.

kristinacd55
09-28-2009, 07:10 PM
Nivea Smooth Senstion lotion with Shea butter, E and Ginkgo!!! Plus a bottle of Vaseline Intensive Rescue.. I need all the help I can get! New name, Erica? :).

Karren, all us "guys" have that on our desks don't we?? :daydreaming: sorry about ur Steelers but they'll turn it around right? G-men 3-0~! :heehee:

sherri52
09-28-2009, 07:24 PM
He may even ask you to do his makeup. After the soybean comment he may come out, and you never knew