Underdressing Calamity.....Almost

[Rebecca Jayne]

This morning I took my 2 dogs, Jake & Tilly, out for a walk and since it has gooled way down these last few weeks I have been able to wear my C Cup breast forms under my fluffy jackets.
I usually wear an underwire bra (but not today), tight tee, tucked into pants and a tight belt, well thank goodness for the tight belt!

This is correct form.

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What happens when 2 Terriers see a squirrel and pull at full throttle for 30'!

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Almost A Major Fashion Faux Pas!

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Could of had a rare sighting of the Yellow Breasted Boobie in Eastern Kansas.

So After straightening up the girls on more than one occasion (lots of squirrels today) I finally made it home with everything in the correct place.

"That's funny right there, Yes It Is![

[Karren H]

That sure looks like a Calamity........ Jayne! :D

[Angie G]

WOW Rebecca That could have been a disaster Hun.:hugs:
Angie

[Sally2005]

You got me laughing!

[docrobbysherry]

TOO FUNNY, Karen!

That sure looks like a Calamity........ Jayne! :D

I was out dancing at club at the SCC. Wearing an all-in-one, but no bra! After a couple of hours, I found my rite form had moved south!:eek:

About the same location as yours!:doh:
I FELT pretty squirrelly!

[JennyS.]

That is funny!

Couldn't read the yellow print, though.

[StephanieH]

Wow, how the mighty have fallen! Thanks for the laugh! :)

[Berta82]

Still laughing! Thanks for sharing. Is this a preview of what goes along with the aging process?:D

[Cary]

WOW and OMG! That's FUNNY!

[Karren H]

TOO FUNNY, Karen!



Obviously you have to be older than dirt like we are to get that Sherry? Lol.

[Ashley_in_Texas]

If both had fallen, you would have looked like my mother in law.

[Ralph]

That sure looks like a Calamity........ Jayne! :D

And once again, Karren wins the "Funniest tranny on the planet" competition with almost no effort at all. Why do the rest of us even try? We are not worthy!

[JennyS.]

If both had fallen, you would have looked like my mother in law.

You are too funny!!!

[Marcia Blue]

I am ROFL. I am glad your shirt was tucked in or the girls may have gotten away.:rofl:

[sleeplessone4u]

Now that was absolutely funny... put a smile on my face!

[Rebecca Jayne]

After yesterdays exciting walk, today I made sure my girls were back in their proper place with a good underwired bra and again a tight tee and good tight belt..........

Well it was a good thing to, for after about 1 mile on a busy rush hour street we went into a mall parking lot and on the back side Jake spotted something about 300 yards away and about 200 yards out it ran into a storm sewer and.........

We're off and running, but all that happened this time was a lot of bouncing. I think Jake saw a rat, about a foot long, breakfast of champions.



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:brolleyes:

[kimmy p]

Hey! I think that I know a GG who looks like that. She's not a 38 C cup though. She's a 38 long!

Thank you! I'll be here all week. Try the veal and tip the waitstaff.

[RADER]

Gravity; You got to love or hate it.
Now you now how Grandma felt when she started to sag a bit to much.:heehee:

[Janine cd]

I had a similar experience several years ago. I was on a walk to the super mart on a hot summer afternoon. I was dressed in femme shorts with a plain white tee top and femme tennis shoes. Of course, I was dressed completely femme under. Well, the day was very hot and I was perspiring a lot.
As I entered the air conditioned store, I felt one of my breast forms drop out fo my bra and slide down to my waist. Without panicking, I run to the men's rest room and barricaded myself into the only stall there. I quickly made repairs and went on with my shopping.

[Leslie Langford]

And once again, Karren wins the "Funniest tranny on the planet" competition with almost no effort at all. Why do the rest of us even try? We are not worthy!

...that particular point and Karren can certainly launch and deflect zingers with the best of them, but I do think that TrannieT deserves at least an honorable mention here if we're going to open up that subject.

Her dry sense of humor and the witty one-liners that she has injected into some of the discussion threads here are priceless, and they always bring a big smile to my face. I think she must either be Henny Youngman's illegitimate daughter, or else deadpan stand-up comic Steven Wright's evil twin from whom she got separated at birth :D!

[Leslie Langford]

After yesterdays exciting walk, today I made sure my girls were back in their proper place with a good underwired bra and again a tight tee and good tight belt..........

Well it was a good thing to, for after about 1 mile on a busy rush hour street we went into a mall parking lot and on the back side Jake spotted something about 300 yards away and about 200 yards out it ran into a storm sewer and.........

We're off and running, but all that happened this time was a lot of bouncing. I think Jake saw a rat, about a foot long, breakfast of champions.

:brolleyes:



...you seem to go through just to under-dress when walking the dogs, d'ya think maybe you should just leave the fake boobs at home before those canines accidentally "out" you for good one day? Just sayin'... :daydreaming::D!!

[erickka]

Hey, R.J, When it comes to stuff like that, I think the old over the shoulder boulder holder quickly becomes a girl's best friend! LOL

[Jillt]

Lol lol

[Laura_Stephens]

Help! My boobs have fallen and they can't get up!

[Brooke Smith]

...that particular point and Karren can certainly launch and deflect zingers with the best of them, but I do think that TrannieT deserves at least an honorable mention here if we're going to open up that subject.

Her dry sense of humor and the witty one-liners that she has injected into some of the discussion threads here are priceless, and they always bring a big smile to my face. I think she must either be Henny Youngman's illegitimate daughter, or else deadpan stand-up comic Steven Wright's evil twin from whom she got separated at birth :D!

Come on Leslie,more than honorable mention. Her dream about catching the fly ball and showing up on ESPN sports center is a classic.

[Bonnie Lawrence]

I had a similar experience with my breast forms several years ago at a TG conference. Having visited the vendors' area during a break, I was excited to have purchased my first pair of silicone breast forms. I hurried up to my hotel room to put them in. Apparently, I didn't have my bra tight enough to bear the weight. Later, while giving some opening remarks at a seminar I was teaching, I raised my arm to make a gesture and one of the forms fell out, rolled down the inside of my dress and landed in the center aisle of the classroom! Fortunately, I had the presence of mind to laugh at myself, pick up the runaway boob, and comment, "My! I'm so glad we're all girls here!"

Love,

Bonnie

PS: Hmmm, just recalling that strange feeling of something careening down the inside of my dress reminds me of Ray Steven's "Mississippi Squirrel Revival"!

[SweetHailey]

I never thought the question, "How they hangin?" could be both asked of, and answered by, a woman...but I guess this was today's lesson.:heehee: