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Jenny
08-01-2004, 01:33 PM
[to the tune of "If I Only Had A Brain" from the Wizard of Oz]

Wearing panties by the hours
In pastels or pink flowers
Bikini or french cut
My joy would be unbounded
'Cause my bottom would be rounded
If . . . I only had a butt

I'd fill out every mini
Doubts, I won't have any
As down the street I strut
My mood would not be churlish
'Cause my figure would be girlish
If . . . I only had a butt

Oh, my ass would be so high
And not dragging on the floor
I'd wear clothes I never wore before
And then I'd go
And shop for more!!

My face cheeks would be glowing
As my ass cheeks I'd be showing
In shorts of junior cut
Oh, the guys would all be leering
At the outfits I was wearing
If . . . I only had a butt
eleventhdr
08-01-2004, 03:21 PM
Yes most amusing i wonder if the scarecrow knows of this Ha Ha!.
Jenny
08-03-2004, 03:30 PM
Yeppers, eleventhdr,

It is a little known fact that the fourth character Dorothy was supposed to meet on the way to the Emerald City was a flat-bottomed crossdresser, to be played in the movie by Mickey Rooney. They had to drop the character for a couple of reasons.

First, the scarecrow was so turned on by Mickey in a dress that he kept getting a "woody" (except in his case it was a "strawy";)) which threw off his ability to do all those wonderful dances.

Secondly and more critically though the wizard just could not come up with a way to fix the plight of the flat-bottomed cd.

So this long lost song just never appeared in the movie. So sad!!! :p
eleventhdr
08-03-2004, 05:55 PM
Ha Ha Ha now i know what and why the cowadly lion needed courage Nyuk nyuk nyuk!.
Jenny
08-25-2004, 09:30 PM
Ok, if I only had Cutie's butt. Nice bottom, Cutie!!! :p
NewShy21NJmtf
08-25-2004, 09:35 PM
Bet most of us wish we had Cutie's butt. She really is a cutie. You are too though Jenny. If I saw you on the street and didn't know better, I would so think you were a hot GG. I'd probably struggle with the question of whether I should ask you out.

Stephanie
Sara Kat
08-25-2004, 09:35 PM
Ok, if I only had Cutie's butt. Nice bottom, Cutie!!! :p
LOL! I agree!
joannablake
08-25-2004, 10:07 PM
I think that most of us would all agree that we had a bottom like Cutie's.

Love Always
Joanna
AmberDay
08-25-2004, 11:46 PM
That made my night! lol! Very funny!
:D
Vallari
08-26-2004, 10:09 AM
Love the song! Too cute! :p