Emily Ann Brown
07-26-2005, 09:16 AM
It may be time to get laughter going again since the bug seems to be rampant as of late around here. Some body try to top this (true stories only please):
I've been wearing stockings and panties under my slacks to fight off the crazies I'm feeling in part from not fully dressing since early June. Yesterday I also had on an ankle bracelet and a ladies diamond pinky ring. I lost my socks somewhere too. I've got a little buzz going.
I'm at the drink machine and a coworker comes up behind me and puts a large hand on my shoulder and squeezes. It's one of the "redneck crowd". This is always trouble since I don't fit in.
"Emily (no, he used my real name), you got a big ol' secret you want to confess to or do I drag you out from where you're hiding?" (exact words)
It was deathly quiet....can anyone guess what is racing through my mind?
When in a crunch I believe it best to not cut and run until you know how big the guns are, so I didn't say a word.
"I think Emily is sweating, don't you guys?" Among the body fluids I was leaking was sweat I'm sure. " Go ahead Emily, we can all see your little secret" (again, exact words).
When in doubt play dumb. "I don't have a clue what you're talking about !"
"Oh come on...two months ago you were 75% grey Emily!"
I suddenly remember that for the last two months I have been using Greecian Formula to look younger just in case that layoff that's coming gets me.
Emily Ann
I've been wearing stockings and panties under my slacks to fight off the crazies I'm feeling in part from not fully dressing since early June. Yesterday I also had on an ankle bracelet and a ladies diamond pinky ring. I lost my socks somewhere too. I've got a little buzz going.
I'm at the drink machine and a coworker comes up behind me and puts a large hand on my shoulder and squeezes. It's one of the "redneck crowd". This is always trouble since I don't fit in.
"Emily (no, he used my real name), you got a big ol' secret you want to confess to or do I drag you out from where you're hiding?" (exact words)
It was deathly quiet....can anyone guess what is racing through my mind?
When in a crunch I believe it best to not cut and run until you know how big the guns are, so I didn't say a word.
"I think Emily is sweating, don't you guys?" Among the body fluids I was leaking was sweat I'm sure. " Go ahead Emily, we can all see your little secret" (again, exact words).
When in doubt play dumb. "I don't have a clue what you're talking about !"
"Oh come on...two months ago you were 75% grey Emily!"
I suddenly remember that for the last two months I have been using Greecian Formula to look younger just in case that layoff that's coming gets me.
Emily Ann