doses anyone notice????

[Wendy me]

regular morning around here ... check emails ,drink too mutch coffiee .... call dad reminde him to take his meds ....phone calls that i make every day....
read forum post a bit then my pool stuff ...and then fill bird feeders ...and lastly water the plants and flowers.....i usaly do my morning chores wearing a pair of short shorts or this short black skirt thats real loose .....so today i was doing my morning chores in a little black skirt ...no one can see in my yard so who cares ...flip flops on .. watering away then i hear hey my nabior from accross the street and he is walking over ...no were to hide no were to run ...now i am standing in the yard long tank top t-shirt on and a short black skirt on busted for shure ....my heart is pounding like a fright train ...thinking .. thinking this is going to suck big time ...so now he is like two feet away from me ....here we go i am thinking ....he starts complaning abought kids down the street ridding 4 wheelers through his yard to get to a trail ...all a long i am horrified that i am busted...i am watching his eyes looking at him going yup , ok , yes , and just hopping he would go away or i would die .....after abought 2 minnettes (wich seamed like 2 weeks ) he stormed off back accross the street still ranting and raveing......never saying a word or even looking like "dude your wearind a skirt".....

my heart is still pounding .. i think he was so pissed off he never thought abought it..i hope..........

[Jenny Beth]

Some people have tunnel vision when they rant, you dodged a bullet. So as I sit here drinking my first coffee, checking emails and catching up on the forum, I'm having a good chuckle on that one.

[Julie]

Amazing how focused we can get when mad or afraid. His tunnel vision paid off for you. I'll bet you barely heard a word of what he said too. You were both focused, but on different things. Two ships pass in the night but don't collide.


WHEW!

[Wendy me]

this is what i was wearing ...http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/4922/newfolderbusted17rf.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Wendy me]

http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/8452/newfolderbusted21rb.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Wenda]

Great story! Amazing how people can get so pissed-off about something, isn't it! Your pics look good... wenda :)

[Melissa A.]

OH MY GOD, ARE THOSE LEGS SHAVED?!!???

Heh heh.

Hugs,

Melissa :)

[RachelDenise]

Great for you. Good thing that the skirt looks like shorts. The longer shorts have much more material and can look like your skirt. Just look at the Hip-hop guys!

[cosmolovesph]

If I were not paying attention, that would register as a tank top and running shorts to me Wendy.

I completely agree, not obvious at all, wear a shorter tank or a longer skirt and then next time, he'll notice :D

[Jen_TGCD]

Wendy...

I just love your "Americana" flip-flops ! ! !

:eek:
:p
:D

OMG ! ! ! You always have something to shock me with ! ! ! :thumbsup:

[Sigrid]

Wendy,

Looking at your pictures, I'm sure he never noticed a thing. But, if he did, I would have loved to hear his rant when he went to over to the next neighbors house. :D

[Tiffy]

Wendy my dear, you are so much braver than I. I would have run like hell. Even if there was no where to run I would have run anyway.

Kisses, April

[Tamara Croft]

Logically.... did your neighbour notice... probably.... did he care at the time... no... will he question it later.... maybe..... but did he notice you shaved your legs :eek: bad bad Wendy!!!!! :lol:

[StephanieCD]

If I wasn't looking for it I would have thought they were running shorts, too - you might have dodged that bullet ;) I would have noticed you were shaved - but I'm always looking these days.

Seems guys on 10 speeds with shaved legs are everywhere around here!

[Wendy me]

Logically.... did your neighbour notice... probably.... did he care at the time... no... will he question it later.... maybe..... but did he notice you shaved your legs :eek: bad bad Wendy!!!!! :lol:



you realy know hoe to make a girl feel good..........

[Wendy me]

Wendy my dear, you are so much braver than I. I would have run like hell. Even if there was no where to run I would have run anyway.

Kisses, April


like no were to run ...like oh sh_t and he was there.......

[Tamara Croft]

you realy know hoe to make a girl feel good..........Well.... at the time he didn't question it.... so I wouldn't think he noticed.... and if he thinks about it later... you can deny it and say they were shorts.... but you can't stick hairs on yer legs now can you :lol: just tell him the lawn mower slipped... so you just had to do the rest :D

[Wendy me]

just have to see ...i mean it's summer and i am wearing shots ...like you said can't stick them back on....so more than him will see them.........

[Clare]

Thank's Wendy, i got a good laugh out of this thread. I haven't had a good moment like this in weeks! Thanks for making my day!

Mind you, I understand how you must have felt, but after taking a gander at your pickies, i agree with everyone else - looks like a normal tank and shorts in the photo.

There you go, you can now say you've revealed yourself to the neighbours now! Wasn't that easy? All you had to do was stand there and say very little! Now you know how to do it, we expect more threads like this one in the near future!

Christine

[Krystal Lee]

Wendy, People see what they want to see especially when they are mad. He just wanted to vent and you were close. Don't sweat it you dodged the bullet this time. BUT if you keep pressing it in the yard......
Thanks for the chuckle. Hugs Krystal.

[MichelleGray502]

Wendy lov, he was so piss off 'bout those kids driving quads over his garden like everyone else had said he problay wasn't looking or paying attention to what you were wearing to me as well if i didn't know it was a skirt you were wearing i would think you were wearing shorts as well with a long tank top.

[ChristineRenee]

If he says anything about it to you later sis...just offer to take him shopping with ya sometime. He was so pist he prolly didn't take the time to admire and really appreciate your attire...and those killer legs of yours!:D

[Wendy me]

well last night the guy accross the street came over last night ...he was asking abought putting up a fence to keep the kids off the trail ...i told him if thay can't get to the trail then thay would ride on the street ...how abought makeing a diffrent way in it .. he said thats a good idear .. now waiting for him to say something...then he said you know you got it made just watering your plants and hanging out in the yard ...no one bouthers you ...never a word a bought anything seams he did not notice anything even right in frought of his nose....seams that if something is right out in frought of you ...
dosen't mean that you will see it ...

[Tristen Cox]

Wendy, I don't see what you want noticed you look like half my American neighbors, just dressed comfy. Nothing much to worry about at all ;)

[susandrea]

Maybe he knows and he's being groovy about it. :)

[jenniferluv]

some people just refuse to believe what is right in front of their eyes if it out of the ordinary...i've been "caught" this way on a number of occasions....WHEW, scarey

[Jamie M]

I believe Dougals Adams best described this phenomenon in "Life the Universe and Everything" as the SEP , or Somebody Else's Problem . This is where the mind cannot grasp the reality in front of them and therefore blocks it out.