eluuzion
12-21-2009, 07:31 AM
Ok, I am new here, and you will eventually figure out I view the world through a "cartoon logic lens"...so I might as well start out with an example.
I was reminiscing about the cough,cough….”good ole days” when I was married and chose to conceal the ah, “CD-er” side of my life from my wife/friends. I did the usual drill many here can relate. I was a corporate road (sky) warrior leaving every Sunday night and returning every Friday from Hotel life in the USA. My last task prior to leaving was always to grab the briefcase full of my “clothes” that I had stashed in the garage.
Did I ever “forget” to take that “briefcase”? Yes. Did I freak out at night in my hotel room without it? Yes, but only for about an hour. Then I went into “CD survival mode”. I did have a complimentary hotel sewing kit…and a pair of scissors with me. If I did not try to run with the scissors, I just might survive!
No, I did not resort to the always impressive, but “hygienically disgusting” collection of porn, undergarments and discards, stashed by traveling husbands/hookers in the mattress pedestal of any 5-Star hotel room. Hey, I am kinky, not crazy…lol
Within an hour, with three simple cuts, I had transformed an oversized pillowcase into a sexy looking mini-dress. I also made a nice cotton wireless bra, including the elastic band at the bottom which prevented my “tits” (plastic bags from ice bucket, filled with warm water and tied off) from falling out of the “bra-cups”…from a pair of my string-bikini cotton briefs. I resolved the “hair” issue by simply using one of the cloth room-service napkins as a stylish “bandana headscarf”.
Yes, it was a good week after all. And…yes, I did get charged for the pillowcase, which, in my opinion, produced a nice ROI.
Anyone else have any personal “TG improvising” stories to share?
I was reminiscing about the cough,cough….”good ole days” when I was married and chose to conceal the ah, “CD-er” side of my life from my wife/friends. I did the usual drill many here can relate. I was a corporate road (sky) warrior leaving every Sunday night and returning every Friday from Hotel life in the USA. My last task prior to leaving was always to grab the briefcase full of my “clothes” that I had stashed in the garage.
Did I ever “forget” to take that “briefcase”? Yes. Did I freak out at night in my hotel room without it? Yes, but only for about an hour. Then I went into “CD survival mode”. I did have a complimentary hotel sewing kit…and a pair of scissors with me. If I did not try to run with the scissors, I just might survive!
No, I did not resort to the always impressive, but “hygienically disgusting” collection of porn, undergarments and discards, stashed by traveling husbands/hookers in the mattress pedestal of any 5-Star hotel room. Hey, I am kinky, not crazy…lol
Within an hour, with three simple cuts, I had transformed an oversized pillowcase into a sexy looking mini-dress. I also made a nice cotton wireless bra, including the elastic band at the bottom which prevented my “tits” (plastic bags from ice bucket, filled with warm water and tied off) from falling out of the “bra-cups”…from a pair of my string-bikini cotton briefs. I resolved the “hair” issue by simply using one of the cloth room-service napkins as a stylish “bandana headscarf”.
Yes, it was a good week after all. And…yes, I did get charged for the pillowcase, which, in my opinion, produced a nice ROI.
Anyone else have any personal “TG improvising” stories to share?