Almost getting caught is way more exciting that reading about it.....

[Karren H]

Oh Yeah.... I have never been caught enfemme.... not even close calls... and reading all the accounts about you guys getting caught has always been.... well boreing.... I just couldn't relate.... till tonight....

I dropped the wife off at the airport this morning so she could go back up to Wisconsin and take care of her mom..... (YES.... the chickens hatched)... so I have all these plans to dress now but have to schedule around the son....

If I'm boring you feel free to go watch the Olympics.... :)

So he works evenings till 11 and he texted me that he was going over and spend the night at a friends house after work.... (doing the happy dance).... soooooo I got ready and waxed dams near everything that could be waxed safely..... and was dressed to the nines when my wife called... so I was standing in the living room at 10 pm when all of a sudden the someone tries to get in the front door (which I remembered to lock)... then the door bell... It's the son and 5 of his friends....

EKKKKKKKKKKkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk...

My wife asks.... "Who's at the door"

Not like I can go let them in so run for the bedroom.... throw everything off the bed and go lock myself in the bath room,,, Tell the wife that I will call her back and just as I hang up the son is at the bathroom door "Dad.... come out and see Jim's new car"

Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Be out in a second...... Off with the skirt and top, scrubb off the makeup.... Baggy jeans (the male variety) and a tee.... put on a ball cap and a big coat to cover up the breas forms... and go outside...

After a quick look at the new beater, back in the house and pickup my heels which I left in the living room... all my bras and washable dresses I had hanging on the line down stairs. (did laundry enfemme) and cleaned up the bathroom mess just in time for them all to come back in..

Now they are watching TV and I hope they will go to the friends house soon!! lol

Me seconds before:
http://www.crossdressers.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=3242&pictureid=31447

[debbeelee1]

Great save!

[TxKimberly]

ROFL

Well you did good!

[StaceyJane]

The crossdresser quick change really should be an Olympic event.

[AmandaM]

OMG! Five of his friends. You woulda been outed like nobody's ever been outed before!

[NathalieX66]

Thanx Karren....hope you had fun.

There are only two sets of people I fear getting caught:

One, my employer.
Two , the Police in my town since I am close friends with a bunch of cops in my town.

[Karren H]

Guess reading everyones near miss's gave me some knowledge of what to do..... RUN LIKE HELL..... and lock yourself in the bathroom!! lol

[AllieSF]

Good show Karren! Now, tomorrow make sure to check your hands and arm for bruises. I had one like that last summer and ended up bruising the backs of my hands as I drammed my "stuff" under the bed and banged the backs of my hands on the bed frame.

[Sallee]

great story, Been there Done that It is scary Hasn't happened in awhile but luckily bathroom doors have locks

[eileendover]

YIKES!
:notworthy:
Now THAT would be the perfect training video!

[Dressing Jill]

Wow my heart is pounding. Thanks

I like taking some chances from time to time. Have not been caught yet. Several close calls. They make my heart pound. It is like getting hit with 240 volts.

[EnglishRose]

great story, Been there Done that It is scary Hasn't happened in awhile but luckily bathroom doors have locks

Yes they do. Unfortunately, said locks are countered in usefulness by family members needing to use the facilities :o

[Fran Moore]

I'm surprised you didn't just walk out dressed, ask "what year is it", and then invite them in to watch the Olympics!:o

Go USA!


Suzanne

[eluuzion]

There are two rules I never compromise in both my business and personal life...

1)Always have an emergency plan.
2) See rule #1.

If there is one thing I have learned in life, it is that there is always potential for the unexpected to occur. I have also learned that raising young or teenage children almost guarantees it.

I have had custody of my kid every single week-end for the past 15 years. I have always completely shut down any type of questionable behavior that could potentially jeopardize that relationship every week-end, and resumed my regular routine on Monday again. No, my kid does not have a house key...hehehe

There is no such thing as a "coincidence" or being "totally safe" in my mind. They are simply meaningless terms used by naive people. lol

I would love to publish a book of nothing but these recaps of the "fire drills".

[Karren H]

The teenagers have left the building...... too bad I'm too tired now! lol Since the wife knows and doesn't approve I haven't dressed since last August..... So I took the safety off...... and since she will be gone for weeks.... I have to cram a years worth of dressing into the little time I have...... :)

[Frédérique]

Oh Yeah.... I have never been caught enfemme.... not even close calls...

I’ve never been caught en femme either (not even close). I know how to cover my tracks, but it really helps to be unmarried, childless, and devoid of friends that live nearby…:sad:


If I'm boring you feel free to go watch the Olympics....

Nothing could make me that bored! :eek:


My wife asks.... "How's at the door"

Apparently Who is on first, What is on second, and I don’t know is on third…:heehee:

[Karren H]

LOL WHO!!!! Wish I could spell!! The engineers cures..... Inginears........

[marlacd]

I suppose hiding under the bed wouldn't have worked in that situation...

[Mistybtm]

Did you remeber to call the wife back ?:D

[Phyliss]

With all the other accolades you've received, you can now add the "Quick Change" medal to your jewelry collection

[Aleca]

It happens to all of us at one time or another. True that once it happens to us it is a massive rush to avoid getting caught and freak out. I don't like feeling that way- it sucks but it is the way that it is.
I can always hide the clothes o.k. because I usually have prearranged an escape route but if you're delaying almost anyone will know you are hiding something and it's the challenge of trying to act calm and catch your breath when you answer the door after going back to drab.

[Jenny Gurl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWnR9yDTvPQ

It is called impossible. It went around the net a while back, they are quick change artists. Even though it is an illusion, it takes real talent to pull it off.

Glad you pulled it off Karren, and glad you are able to dress again after the long drought. Some S.O. don't understand that it effects us emotionally when we go for a long time and can't do it. Seven months must seem like an eternity to you.

[Nicola2876]

Nothing like nearly getting caught to make that heart beat a little faster. I remember taking the stairs in my mother's house fourteen at a time when she came home unexpectedly one day!

[Karren H]

Did you remeber to call the wife back ?:D

YES!! Priority number one after everything calmed down... Then she says "you didn't have to call back".. lol

I'm lucky my heart beat at rest is 42!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWnR9yDTvPQ

It is called impossible. It went around the net a while back, they are quick change artists. Even though it is an illusion, it takes real talent to pull it off.

Glad you pulled it off Karren, and glad you are able to dress again after the long drought. Some S.O. don't understand that it effects us emotionally when we go for a long time and can't do it. Seven months must seem like an eternity to you.

I saw a pair live doing that last month... Part of Cirque Dreams Illumination!! Don't know how they do it.... but I'm a "quick" learner! :)

[Cristi]

I have a dad that stops in at odd time. His idea of 'calling ahead' amounts to beeping the horn as he pulls into the driveway.

Between him and a few other spur of the moment visitors such as UPS deliveries, I've had a TON of practice for the quick change gold medal event.

I think I can get out of a skirt, blouse, jewelry and heels in less than 30 seconds then, like you, just pull something bulky over my bra and forms, and pants over my PH.

The most difficult part is getting makeup off AND being sure that I didn't miss anything, all while in a rush.

My father must think I shower a dozen times today. Every time he shows up at the door, I'm in the bathroom and was 'just about to step into the shower' which explains my delay coming to the door.

Only once have I been 'trapped' somewhere with no way to access a change of clothes without being seen, so I just told the person to go out in the yard for a few minutes to wait for me. Who knows what they THOUGHT was going on in the meantime!

[msniki48]

That was very exciting Karren...so glad it turned out well...Glad to see you back in good writing form!... i was rivitedto the script!:eek:

hugs:hugs:

welcome back....may you dress to the nines for the next couple weeks!:daydreaming:

[Miranda09]

I think we'll award you an Olympic Gold medal for the fastest quck change.....Very nice form...effortless execution!!! :D

[Jennifer Marie P.]

That was a real close one and quick reaction.

[Stephanie Stephens]

That was too funny Karren. I can relate.

Your comment on spelling explains this "National Sarcsm Society" (sarcasm)

I have wondered about it before. Is the misspell part of the sarcasm?

[Christie ann]

There are only 2 kinds of crossdressers: Those who have been caught and those who will be caught

[EjayeCD]

My wife was a teacher & when she had parent teacher conferences, she told me she was going out with other teachers for a quick bite before the evening conferences. Well, she changed her mind, and never did such a quick change in my life. Almost caught in my maid uniform.

[Kerigirl2009]

My most recent "almost caught" moment was I was folding laundry while wearing my bra and forms under a t-shirt (male t shirt) and apparently I did not lock the door and all of a sudden my best friend is walking down my basement stairs saying K#### are you home. I about freaked no time to change as he is only 15 steps away from me so I quick yelled out yes be right out. Quick change pull bra off (peel off forms) and let them drop in the laundry basket. Started to put my t shirt back on and turn around and he is standing in my bedroom behind me.
Pretty sure he didn't see any marks on me from my bra.

Luckily, I was doing the laundry because I did not have time to hide my bra, just blended in with the rest of the clothes. PHEW.

What did I learn? Answer: Always lock your doors (notice plural)

[Jamie48]

Superwomen has nothing on us as far as the quick change goes.:)

[sherri52]

It Doesn't always work out the way we plan. Sorry you lost your night Karren.

[kimdl93]

Had a similar close call two weeks ago. Working at home, en femme when I hear the dogs bark - Out in the driveway is my eldest step daughter's car and I see the shadow from her at the back door - and madly dash to the bathroom- whew. I know how you feel!

[mklinden2010]

Everyone gets a turn at this sort of thing...

Going out, or, staying in, always have at least two back-up plans!

[Jenny Beth]

Suddenly I have the urge to play a track off Led Zeppelin's first album. I think it's called Your Time Is Gonna Come. So, how long did it take for your heart rate to get back to normal? :D

[Madilyn A.]

Karren, Great story, now that you have joined the club of "almost caughts", one other somewhat safe haven to duck into is a storage area in the basement...... My closest call, came when I was in my red silk robe, all underdressed, forms and all, ready to put on my make up, but had to take a conferenece call for work, went down to my basement office, thank god, no make up at this point,....... heard the garage/kitchen door open, missed the noise of the garage door opener due to the damn conference call,...... bam, my daughter flies down the steps as I make it towards the storage area which is dimly lit at best, unscrew the light bulb, throw on a drab robe I kept down there for just such an occasion, and took a position amongst books, files, briefcases, etc on the side of a cabinet....... Next I hear her say, "Dad, what are you doing?",....... Funny how well we seem to react when the pressure is on,...... my reply," I saw a mouse run back here.", she ran out of the storage area and flew up the stairs and left. Sorry to bore you but, I had not thought about till reading Karren's post.......Madilyn

[Karen564]

Oh Yeah.... I have never been caught enfemme.... not even close calls... and reading all the accounts about you guys getting caught has always been.... well boreing.... I just couldn't relate.... till tonight....


Karren, this was such a funny story in the way you wrote it, and was lamo, but at the same time felt your pain, I bet that incident got your heart pumping hard...!!:eek:

Remember that old saying? Never Say Never.....lol

[ChainedJane]

OMG Karren, that was a close one!

I almost got caught the last time I dressed. It was during a summer home from college and my parents went out of town for the night so I decided to sneak into my mother's closet and pick out a few choice bits. Anyways, I'm there in the living room, wearing a little lingerie ensemble when I see headlights pull up to the front of the house. Panicked, I ran back to my bedroom and stripped off most of what I was wearing and managed to throw on a t-shirt and shorts before my friends decided they weren't going to wait for me to answer the door and barged in. Apparently they saw me run from the living room (but didn't see what I was wearing, thankfully) and asked me what I was doing. I was quick of wit that night and told them I thought they were my parents (true) and that I had been watching porn in the living room and had to stash it quickly! Thankfully they bought it and I was able to get them out of my room long enough to change properly and go out on the town with them. That one time scared me so much that I haven't dressed since.

[SherriePall]

Karren -- If that is your first close call after all those years of trying on make-up in the restroom at work and changing at highway rest stops, then you really are the Queen!
My only problem with most everyone's solution of running for the bathroom would be that, with my luck, I wouldn't have any male clothes in the hamper to change into. (I don't have a masterbedroom suite.)
BTW -- Love your stockings from what I can see of them. Any chance of a standing pic of them?

[Kaz]

Karren, the story was so well told! Laughed so much I cried!

Thank You!

It has all been said I guess... the real bi**h is you lost part of the opportunity - the gain I guess is... welcome to the club! It is real adrenaline rush and somehow we cope! BUT...

Rule No 1: always plan your escape route
Rule No 2: there are no more rules

Love Kaz xx

[celeste26]

Karen those kids probably could care less about your fascinating hobby (gen X and Y have few issues like that anymore.)

Some of us have given up that emergency routine for a calmer and less stressful living. All my kids know and while my wife isn't that supportive she doesn't say anything negative about it.

So relax sister and give up the stress, it isn't worth it.

[Stephenie]

This kind of activity is why we should all keep our hearts in good condition. Don't want to have a heart attack while trying to change in less that 5 seconds

[Karren H]

Suddenly I have the urge to play a track off Led Zeppelin's first album. I think it's called Your Time Is Gonna Come. So, how long did it take for your heart rate to get back to normal? :D

Actually it didn't really go up at all... If it did it was way less than a shift out on the ice.. My heart rate is super low to begin with so maybe it made it up to the normal 60 per minute! Didn't even break a sweat.. Though I was a couple pounds lighter this morning! Lol.


Karren -- If that is your first close call after all those years of trying on make-up in the restroom at work and changing at highway rest stops, then you really are the Queen!
My only problem with most everyone's solution of running for the bathroom would be that, with my luck, I wouldn't have any male clothes in the hamper to change into. (I don't have a masterbedroom suite.)
BTW -- Love your stockings from what I can see of them. Any chance of a standing pic of them?

Thanks Sherrie.. Actually they are Leggs herringbone tights.. And I posted a bunch of photos in my 2010 album on my profile.. I have been wearing then instead of socks most of the winter so when I got home from work.. I was half dressed! Lol

[JenniferR771]

Way to go Karren. Reminds me of the time I was trying on my wife's wedding dress--and--she got home an hour early. Stuffed the dress in a closet and came out buck naked. "What are you doing?"
I told her it was a self-abuse session and she didn't ask any more questions.
Next time I wasn't so lucky.

[SherriePall]

Thanks, Karren. I guess you know that I already checked out the pics. Love the pics, even the one taken in the snow!

[Jannette H]

Karren, Great save, That's a close one. You don't need a ambulance ride.
Take Care

[Karren H]

Thanks, Karren. I guess you know that I already checked out the pics. Love the pics, even the one taken in the snow!

While I was out back I shoveled the patio and took a photo which would have been cool except a stupid snow flake got into the photo right where my nose was! Lol.


Karren, Great save, That's a close one. You don't need a ambulance ride.
Take Care

What's funny is my son is an EMT trying to break into the local ambulance service! Lol.

[Leslie Langford]

...never mind the "Superman in the phone booth routine" - what's really shocking here is the thought of Karren in - OMG!!! - jeans???

First, the Berlin Wall crumbles, the former Soviet Union breaks up, Tiger Woods is shown to be a philanderer, we have to endure the current financial meltdown and Great Recession, and now this??? Is everything spinning out of control these days? :doh::eek::D:tongueout

[Alice Torn]

Almost "caught" bigtime! Someone should write a song, called
"Caught"! I almost got caught by roommates several times, was close. I wonder if gg's had "getting caught" issues, decades ago, when they started trying on jeans, in private!!

[Karren H]

...never mind the "Superman in the phone booth routine" - what's really shocking here is the thought of Karren in - OMG!!! - jeans???

First, the Berlin Wall crumbles, the former Soviet Union breaks up, Tiger Woods is shown to be a philanderer, we have to endure the current financial meltdown and Great Recession, and now this??? Is everything spinning out of control these days? :doh::eek::D:tongueout

You took "jean" out of context... I said "jeans (the male variety)... An according to the rule book.. If you take your wig off first before you put the jeans on then its not really being enfemme in jeans!! Rules are rules ya know! :)

[Rachael Ray]

Do they have a "Presto-Change-O" competition at the winter Olympics? If they do, you deserve the Gold Medal!

[Alice B]

Wow! I can't believe that you of all people had never had a close call. You are right it makes it really exciting and makes redressing a bigger gamble. But I agree that it can be a thrilling risk/reward situation. So, how long will your wife be gone and will you get some quality time?

Had my own close call yesterday. Have not been able to dress since before XMAS and the day was to be all mine. Wife at work and nothing scheduled. Fully dressed, make up and all, sitting at the downstairs computer when our pool person comes in the back door to our pool and calls out for me (I had let the cat out and forgot to close the door). Trying to remain calm I yelled back that I was processing film in the dark room and could not come out. Could I call him later. He said fine. I have not processed film in over 8 years in our digital age, but how would he know. All he wanted was to know if I wanted to play golf with him that afternoon. It's only a matter of time before he does catch me because I often sun by the pool with no clothes and painted toe nails. He has his own key to the pool gate and varies his schedule.

[victoriamwilliams1]

That was close! That actually happened to me and my wife came downstairs and asked why was I naked:) So I did say I was working on changing the furnace filter:)

[JustWendy]

That was close! That actually happened to me and my wife came downstairs and asked why was I naked:) So I did say I was working on changing the furnace filter:)

Which don't we all do in the nude. I mean, slipping out that old filter and slipping in the new one is a dirty tedious job :battingeyelashes:.

[kimdl93]

well, I just was surprised by the termite inspector lady! I was wearing my bra, forms, thigh highs and a short sweaterdress - quickly pulled on some jeans - but I was still in full make up when I let her in the gate. She barely batted an eye

[Leslie Langford]

That was close! That actually happened to me and my wife came downstairs and asked why was I naked:) So I did say I was working on changing the furnace filter:)

...if I were your wife, I would have replied "Jeez, (insert male name here), I didn't know that you were operating a steel mill and a blast furnace down here in the basement, making t so hot in there that you had to operate it naked. Besides, weren't you worried about singeing your dangly bits?"

What would you have said then? :heehee::doh::D

[Kate Simmons]

Dang it Karr, you've got more bloody lives than a cat, not to mention luck. You Irish?:heehee:

[Fab Karen]

Maybe change the locks? Or at least a bolt on the inside of the door. Lucky for you it's cold weather back there so the coat didn't look odd. Of course if you told him about you this wouldn't be a problem ( though you know best whether or not he could be ok with it ).

[Leslie Langford]

You took "jean" out of context... I said "jeans (the male variety)... An according to the rule book.. If you take your wig off first before you put the jeans on then its not really being enfemme in jeans!! Rules are rules ya know! :)

...in Paragraph 14, Subsection 3.6.1, it clearly states that for that exemption to apply, you mustn't be wearing "boyshorts" or "Jockey for Her" underwear either. And as for "mantyhose", well, that's a bit of a gray area, isn't it?:heehee:

[sherri]

Imho, the greatest danger in that sort of situation is the panic-stricken paralysis that can set in trying to do 12 things at once, almost guaranteed to leave some tell-tale detail overlooked. Your instincts were good -- grab boy clothes, dive into bathroom, lock door. They can't prove anything the don't actually see.

Btw, who's the reader in your house? (Being one myself, I always notice people's books.)

[flatlander_48]

Woooo, that bullet went by close enough to touch!?!?!?

[Presh GG]

May I?

Many years ago while we were in one of our STUPID don't ask/don't tell stages [ though I knew of course he dressed ] ...I woke up@ 3: am to find Tea out of bed. Well, I went looking for him ,kind of chaseing him thru the house calling his name. I finally came to the end of our home, the laundry room, door closed light off. I tryed the door ...he was holding it shut.

Finally , he opened the door, pulling it shut behind him,and lead me back to bed. He was nude.

I cryed for a month , thinking he had someone else in my home with him while I slept.

Well life went on and it got shelved and we never spoke about that night until years later. Of course he'd left his clothes in a pile on the laundry floor and had nothing to put on.

It still stings when I think I could have thought he'd cheat instead of the obvious that I was chooseing to ignor for lack of understanding.

Young and dumb,

Presh GG

[eileendover]

...... my reply," I saw a mouse run back here.", she ran out of the storage area and flew up the stairs and left. ...

Madilyn, you are a GENIUS! :hugs: I'll have to remember the old "there's a mouse back here" trick.

[PretzelGirl]

There is no perfect way to keep from being surprised (other than telling the world). I have an "early warning alarm" for my daughter coming home and I keep an old set of clothes stashed in the basement (the alarm isn't early enough for that run). There still have been times....

[Sarah Doepner]

It is exciting, isn't it? Welcome to the club Karren!


There is no perfect way to keep from being surprised (other than telling the world). I have an "early warning alarm" for my daughter coming home and I keep an old set of clothes stashed in the basement (the alarm isn't early enough for that run). There still have been times....

Sue, we think alike. But you know it's strange, if I go out I don't have a bail-out kit in the trunk of the car, but at home I have one in the basement and one in the laundry room. Sweats are great for hiding all kinds of padding and slippersocks are great for covering both hose and painted toenails.

Still I remember the days before my wife knew about my dressing when I would just barely take care of everything seconds before she walked in the door. Life is sooooo much easier now, but I still don't leave the TV or Radio on when I dress, just so I can hear the tell-tale sound of a car door slamming and the grandkids running to the door.

[carolinetv]

The crossdresser quick change really should be an Olympic event.

I second that. same thing happened to me with my son and his girlfriend except I forgot to lock the door. LOL

[Genifer Teal]

Everyone's situation is different. When I started to take this seriously, I decided I could not live like that. I would not put myself in a situation where I would have to hide or be ashamed of myself. In the early stages I did and it wasn't for me. If this was to work and feel right, I had to do it on my terms. It is not the right choice for everyone. This is what works for me.

Gen

[Staci G]

I have always been afraid of the run to the bathroom plan, What happens when you finally come out and the wife is standing there waiting? How does one explain the heels dress bra ect.. and being naked or just a towel wrapped around you?? Maybe there needs to be a change of guy clothes hidden somewhere in that bathroom so you can change into them and hide the girl clothes. maybe I answered my own question except in my bathroom there is no hiding place anywhere. :doh:

[LisaM]

OMG, and I thought you never made any mistakes. It warms my heart imagining you feeling the same thing i felt as a 9 year old, and 12, and 14....

[Raychel]

Been there. That will surely get the blood flowing. I hope all worked out well for you

[krisinpink]

Well done Karen...most of us have had at least one experience like yours. There is no doubt that the adrenalin dump you got in that moment was HUGE! Its such a bummer to have to rub off our make-up, and stash our clothes...all in 68.6 seconds! I agree that it should be an Olympic event.

Smart move on the baggy clothes, the hat and coat! You almost blew it though with the pumps in the living room...(no rooom to talk here...god knows I've done that before! ....walk back out all casual- like nothing happened -to find those patent leather evidence-bombs lying in the middle of the room)

It is fun reading these accounts...that is, as long as 'the good guy' -or in these cases, 'the good GIRL' gets away!!

You're mentioning being on the phone reminds me of an occasion where I was dressed, and my GG phoned to say that a customer of hers was going to be at the house in about ten minutes. She must have recognized the stammer in my voice as we were speaking that afternoon because she asked, "Are you not dressed?" then, she immediately corrected herself and asked, "Or, are you OVER dressed?" --she was right, I was fully dressed, but at least in this case, had ten minutes to undress before the knock arrived at my door.

Bathroom/phonebooth---I can't tell you all how many times I've jumped into the shower to tear my clothes and lingerie off!

*hugs* -and remember to lock those doors ladies!

-Krissy

[Christina Horton]

Sorry Hun I won't be able to join your club.... Cuz it hAs nOt happened to Or could really happen to me. Since I am our to all and IF I get a girl friend some day she will know before to long.

Ya know there should be a new moive about the quick change. We'll call it "Drab in 60 seconds."
We can get Nick cage to star in it but we will need some girls to advise. Anyone want the Job ???

[Karren H]

I have always been afraid of the run to the bathroom plan, What happens when you finally come out and the wife is standing there waiting? How does one explain the heels dress bra ect.. and being naked or just a towel wrapped around you?? Maybe there needs to be a change of guy clothes hidden somewhere in that bathroom so you can change into them and hide the girl clothes. maybe I answered my own question except in my bathroom there is no hiding place anywhere. :doh:

The wife knows.... and I'm not dumb enough to dress when there's a chance thqt she will come home.... The kids don't know... and as luck would be... tonight I got all cleaned up 10:30 and now at 11:30 he is not home...

[wanda jackson]

I was watching the Dimitri Martin show tonight and he did a bit where he said if you ever get caught in a compromising situation, then just say "SUPRISE!".

Would that have worked for you?

And also, feel my pain...I'm a Dallas Stars fan. :rolleyes:

[Persephone]

The crossdresser quick change really should be an Olympic event.
:iagree::yt::go:
Both directions! Like tomorrow -- I've got to be girly for an 11 a.m. appointment, androgynous at noon, possibly girly for a late lunch right after that, and in full-bore guy mode in the evening!

And Karren - you are stunningly gorgeous in that photo!

I'm a member of the "why not just tell your son?" group, but early on we developed a habit in our house of always calling to tell whoever was home that we were on our way home -- my son does it, my spouse does it, and I do it.

[Kerrie Sifton]

Well, from the sounds of it, very close, too close for comfort. Which made me think of how I would explain it if it happened to me, or could I tell them earlier, and then deal with the consequences.

Thanks for the story Karren, as always one learns from you events.
Kerrie

[Karren H]

Well firstly my wife doesn't want the kids to know.. So telling would break the prime directive.. And secondly my son is not a very accepting person.. Which always surprised me since he is gay..

[LisaAlexander]

So was it? was it more exiting?

[Bootsiegalore]

I am so happy my kids know! So do almost all their friends as well! I guess it is the CDers bitchin life! No mo quick changes!

[dakota_ann69]

Wow Karren I would have never even dreamed that you would quit for a year, course look who's talking. I got kidnapped by poligimists and had to run away cause their dresses and skirts are very unattractive. LOL!!

Glad to hear that you will have some time to be Karren again!!

By the way I love the look in the pic!!

[Karren H]

So was it? was it more exiting?

Than reading? Yeah... But overall it wasn't that bad... Compared to jumping out of a perfectly good airplane it was like not even on the radar.. Maybe I was doing it all wrong.. Should have left the door unlocked and should have been on the other side of the room.. Might have made it more chalanging... At best a better read... Have to make a mental note for next time! :D


Wow Karren I would have never even dreamed that you would quit for a year, course look who's talking. I got kidnapped by poligimists and had to run away cause their dresses and skirts are very unattractive. LOL!!

Glad to hear that you will have some time to be Karren again!!

By the way I love the look in the pic!!

Your probably just suffering from exposure to those smelter fumes in your back yard, Dakota!!
And funny thing was the last time I dressed.. In August I was in Price....

[EllieOPKS]

LMAO! Karen that is hysterical! and your story is very easy to visualize. Ain't it a strange thing that you can pop the snap on a bra your wife is wearing before she can say no; yet have one unexpected visitor and you're like a cat with tape on its feet LOL!

If it's any consolation, a few weeks ago I dressed up at home and walked out into the garage to get a pair of shoes I had hidden. When the door closed behind me it was locked. My only option was to go out the garage door, around to the back yard and get the hidden key which was hidden in one of those fake rocks. After digging thru the snow and picking up rocks for about 5 minutes I found the key and suddenly realized my neighbors dog was outside romping in the snow. Don't know if they saw me, but if they did, they saw my favorite mini with black hose and a sheer white top. :)

[LisaAlexander]

It was a "clothes" call with me last saturday, my parents are on a trip so I had the house to myself.. I tried a whole bunch of clothes and combinations so everything was all over the place.. I used like 3 rooms haha... and then my sister came!!!! Fortunately in my house you can always hear either the garage opening or the front door squeaking and then I started hearing footsteps, I quickly removed anything I had on, I put on my pjs and I just started throwing stuff under beds, into and over closets... I maybe came off as a little suspicious following her around just being my normal self.. nothing going on here, nope.. alls the same.. why you ask? oh you didnt ask.. thats ok... so whats new? didnt expect you hehehe :angel:

[EllieOPKS]

LOL! Again Lisa, it's easy to picture you following her scanning the horizon for something you forgot. So funny.

[LisaAlexander]

Yes exactly haha.. watching if nothing is visible under the bed... :doh:

[Teri Jean]

Karren, girl you always put the whole idea of CDing at a new level of caos. The thing I see here is the wifey knew she would be gone and the son being out also would give you the opportunity to dress so she called the son to run interferance. This was she is not the blame for your ruined evening of CDing and the son can take the check into the boards so to speak.

All in alll the hours you put in on the ice must have been good for the 20 second sprint to the bathroom. Good coverage and no penalty box minutes.

Fun as always, ROTF LOL PMP (peeing my panties), big huggs. Teri

[Karren H]

Funny Teri but I already had those exact same thoughts.... Like being in AA and having friends check on you so you do't fall off the wagon..... and into a dress!! lol Have two hockey games this weekend so I can work on perfecting "breaking out of the zone"

[flatlander_48]

Funny Teri but I already had those exact same thoughts.... Like being in AA and having friends check on you so you do't fall off the wagon..... and into a dress!! lol Have two hockey games this weekend so I can work on perfecting "breaking out of the zone"

No baby, you ARE the Zone...

[Teri Jean]

Karren, has anyone told you that you are so sweet and yet the funniest gal on the block.
Now I have a little shoppe I know that can put GPS bugs on the family so that if they get within a mile of the house it will warn you. Also for a $4.95 each more they can run a different tone alarm so you will know which one is coming in. Isn't technology great? LOL.

Take care sis and continue to be you. Huggs Teri

[Karren H]

Awww.. Your too sweet and you've been watching Enemy of the State too many times, Teri! I love that movie! The car chase in the train yard was shot at out coal terminal in Baltimore.. (Clean burning environmentally friendly coal... (Shameless plug!! :). )).

I could have used a bug to keep track of the MotherinLaw.. But now that you mention it bugging all the cars would be cool! Add a layer of under cover secret agent to crossdressing... Agent 99... Gps hidden in the heel of my paradas.. Like I have a pair! :)

[ruthie801]

This brings up some old memories; well I guess my mother set me up to be caught by her. At that time when I was alone in the house I would dress in her things, from underwear on up to a dress. I would then apply complete makeup job on myself, from foundation to lipstick and mascara. (Remember the mascara) Well she told me she was going out shopping with her sister and be out all day. I thought that I would have the day to my self in the house. I was all dressed up in a very nice cocktail dress of hers and was standing in the bathroom applying a last coat of mascara when I turn and saw my mother standing there; she had sneaked back into the house. Her first comment was “so that’s where all my makeup has gone” It was very embarrassing having a mother son chat about my sexuality with me dressed as I was. (I know this is a fantasy to some web sites but I have to be honest it wasn’t fun at all) She was pretty cool but my hobby ended for many years after that incident.

[kimdl93]

Karren, enjoy the two weeks of bliss.

I had a similar scare just a couple weeks ago. My eldest step daughter came home unexpectedly in the middle of the day. The dogs started barking, so I got up from my desk - fully dressed, with breast forms and in makeup...and saw her car just as her shadow appeared at the back door. I dashed into the masterbath. If the dogs had not barked, I would never have known and she would have found me. Yup definately get's the heart rate up!!!

[Butterfly Bill]

Don't you ever get tired of this?

If you came out would it make you lose all interest in it?

[thechic]

I can certainly relate to that,it does gets the Adrenaline pumping.at the same time as having a hart attack