What is your worst CD...ing experience ?

[Topsykret]

I would like to open a tread about all worst kind of thing that we have do...

[echo]

So, I was in full drag and painting new make up on my pet mannequin. (I am odd that way) I did the full shebang and was really pleased. I then applied custom made finger nails...they looked AWESOME!!! I then applied her matching toe nails......Since it is a mannequin I was using super glue and very quickly realized that in pressing on her big toe nail, I managed to securely glue my thumb to her toe.

I mean REALLLLLY glued it on there. I must have knelt there for almost two hours thinking...."Oh crap! I really hope no one comes over!!!!" I finally extricated myself with most of my thumb print in tact. It is amazing how stupid and humiliated one can feel in the privacy of thier own home. Sure, the mannequin didn't screw with me about it.....but, my two idiot dogs LOVED the fact that daddy/momma was down on thier level and couldn't defend against big wet slobbery tongue kisses.


Not exceptionally traumatic, I know...but, I haven't been doing this very long.

[Bernadina]

Thanks for the laugh. I needed that today.

[Paula W]

I have a worst cd'ing moment everytime I dress, its when I have to get changed back into boy mode :(

Don't really have any stories really, I guess everytime I dress is a good time.

[jenifer m.]

long ago way befor i came out even to myself i had agirl friend who got me drunk and she said wow i noticed you have very shaply legs and soft skin for a boy.what do you think about letting me shave them?i said ok she did one leg then said ill be back in a few mins you just shave the other one,when i come back i just wanna see how you look in my pantyhose and heels.iwas drunk so i agreed to all of it.after we did that she said oh you just gotta let me finish up the job from head to toe it really turns me on,so after a while i had on every thing but a wig cuz she diddnt have one but she did my makeup and all.i was so nervous and asked if any of her family would be home any time soon she said dont worry,so there i stood in heels hose bra mini dress make up red nails you know,the whole thing,then a ring of the door bell!i quickly went to the back room and listend by the door voices were comming quickly up the hall,and the door opend,and there was three of my coworkers from wendys restraunt standing there laughing at me the one guy said i always knew you were a sissy,and the girl said lift up your skirt and show us your pu--y cuz you aint got a d--k under there acting like that,and afew more comments,and threats were made. my supposed girl friend was laughing it up too,she said to get out of her house and to keep the crap i had on cuz she would not wear it ever again now.i left crying my eyes out and rode my bike the five miles home with all the stuff on still.she tricked me just to make a mocery of me i found out later that she discoverd me wearing hose at work,and set it up for me to get caught in drag.she said she never really liked me any way.boy was i a fool that was my most tramatic,and embarrasing moment ever.sorry it was so long.

[suit]

she said to get out of her house and to keep the crap i had on cuz she would not wear it ever again now.i left crying my eyes out and rode my bike the five miles home with all the stuff on still.she tricked me just to make a mocery of me i found out later that she discoverd me wearing hose at work,and set it up for me to get caught in drag.she said she never really liked me any way.boy was i a fool that was my most tramatic,and embarrasing moment ever.sorry it was so long.
__________________wow! you survived ,good for you . what happend to such a bitch as that ?

[aggi123]

wow jennifer, even my heart was beating a mile a minute reading your story!

My worst moment was just getting caught when i was 13 by my mom. She's never said anything since about it.

[Karren H]

The day my wife found out..... I was over in Ohio enfemme and working in the field for the day... Checking out a potential train to barge facility location. And was having a pretty good time driving around and hiking along the river.. Taking photos... Then my wife called "who's skirts are those in your closet".

Boooommmmm. Needless to say it was a really bad day when I told her I crossdressed. lots of screaming and crying and carrying on,..... she was pertty upset too! :D

[Christina Horton]

I'm so sorry for that bad trick they played on you and to all the girls whom has a bad day. Hummmm I never had a bad time of it dressed or before anyone knew. All of my CD experinces have been great since I came out and more so since I started to go out dressed. I guess I'm just one of the lucky ones. Thanks for the stories ladys some made me laugh and some made me cry.

[MissAmy]

she tricked me just to make a mocery of me i found out later that she discoverd me wearing hose at work,and set it up for me to get caught in drag.she said she never really liked me any way.boy was i a fool that was my most tramatic,and embarrasing moment ever.sorry it was so long.

what a cold hearted witch. Also a reason why I never drank.

[Toni_Lynn]

The first was when my mum found my stash of clothes when I was 13. I wasn't even crossdressed at the time, although I may have been wearing panties. Damn did that hurt. The wounds on my heart still bleed to this day, 39 years later.

The second was when I was read on my first outing some some high school girl who served me a coke at a food court in a mall. Literally went back to my hotel room at 3PM and crawled in bed until the purge the next at 9 AM.

Worst overall has been anytime the local TV support group decided that our meeting should be held at a local gay bar. I felt super uncomfortable and way out of place. After two of these, I dropped out of the group, never to return

Huggles

Toni-Lynn

[sherri52]

Back in the early 60's I wore my sisters pants (side zipper) to bed. In the morning I couldn't unzip them so I put my own pants over them and went to school. I forgot all about gym class. I made an excuse to get out of the activities and that was acceptable. At the end of gym class we had to take showers, I was forced to strip. When I wouldn't do it the gym teacher had me do it in private. Upon learning about the girls pants on under my own the gym teacher made it a point to show everyone in the class. I was humiliated but luckily I was know for being crazy and wasn't made fun of at least within earshot. I know what they were thinking.

[Stacye Rose]

Once in college I got arrested for using in the women's restroom at the mall while dressed. Had to go to jail that way. Not a pleasant experience. They did let me take off my makeup and heels before they put me in a cell, although I had to wear my dress. The charges got thrown out because the cop wrote the report up wrong. Still, I've never gone into a womens restroom since then

[kaitlin]

It wasn't too bad, but at the time it had me all shook up! No one knew about me but my wife, I was doing a good job of keeping everything hid. One day my wifes youngest sister came over for lunch, it was July and very hot but I wore jeans to cover my smooth legs and socks to cover my bright red toenails. While we were eating my sister inlaw dropped her fork and bent down to pick it up. She sat up looked at my wife grinning from ear to ear then looked at me and asked "are your toenails painted" It seems that in the sun light you could see the red shinning through my white socks! We told everything, I was so nervious I was sick, but not only did she approve, she wanted to see more!

[Cristi]

For me it was the time that I came home from school (I was probably around 15 at the time) and found all of my stuff out of its hiding place. I'd been keeping everything in a canvas bag in the back of my closet, the bag was open and everything was dumped on the floor.

My parents were not home when I got there, so I spent the next two hours in anticipation of what I would have to go through when they got back :(

When they got back and asked me about the items, I made up some lame story about the things not being mine and must have been left over from my sister, who had moved out of the house recently.

I KNOW they couldn't have really bought the story because none of the clothes were anything that they would ever have seen her wearing and would not even have fit her. They also included a lot of fantasy stuff like tutus, lacy nighties and things that she would never have owned.

My story ended the conversation, but now I'm wondering how it would have changed my life if I'd just admitted to it all being mine. PERHAPS after a few bad days things may have even been better if I could have convinced them to accept my dressing.

[Topsykret]

[...]I was so nervious I was sick, but not only did she approve, she wanted to see more!

Finaly, the end was great...

For me the worst experience I have was the day I have decide to block my eyebrow with liquide latex and spirit gum. At the end when I wanted to wash everything, I didn't have the liquide latex remover. So I have scratch my eyebrow to much that I got contusion over my brow and also remove part of my brows. Anyway, the lesson to take with this is always read the manual, and think about removing everything nicely.

:)

[KateW]

For me its definitely the day I'd accidentally fallen asleep fully dressed (wig, dress, tights etc) and woke up to see my mum stood at the end of my bed with her mouth wide open. The following conversation was horrible and caused massive problems for some time to come.

[MissAmy]

For me its definitely the day I'd accidentally fallen asleep fully dressed (wig, dress, tights etc) and woke up to see my mum stood at the end of my bed with her mouth wide open. The following conversation was horrible and caused massive problems for some time to come.

Oh wow, I almost done that before. I just usually have a lock on my door.

[thechic]

The day a cop stops to help me change a flat tire on the car in my home town.

[MissAmy]

I'm lucky to never have such an experience. Though my mom asked me about this lingerie/adult store (we were talking about this pizza place and she joked about me stopping by there since you always see it when you leave the pizza place up the road), and if I had ever gone in it. I didn't really know what to say, I kinda made a silence and made a sarcastic statement like "oh yeah like 50 times already". Though they do sell porn so she might figure I went in there to buy that which I have.


Also accidentally driving into a ditch on the way to a lingerie shop (not the same one above) and getting stuck until 2 guys used a truck to pull me out was another bad one though I was dressed as a boy.

[AllieSF]

For me it was being stopped at 2:00 am by the highway patrol to do a complete and very thorough DUI test that I passed. It was cold out and that helped wake me up. I was not worried at all about being dressed, just about the negative and costly effects of the DUI ticket, if I got one. That worry and the cold helped a lot! By the way, the cops were very professional the whole time.

[Molly Wells]

I lived at the beach, sharing a beach house with a relative. He was out one night so I decided to get dressed. I was in my room and fell asleep. The light was still on when he came in, my door was open. He came into my room and found me asleep, fully dressed. He woke me up and made a remark about how pretty I looked. I made up a story about a girl coming by and playing games, and she must have left while I was sleeping! I don't think he bought it but he never said anymore about it.
Molly

[jettjenny]

Half way to work in the morning remembering that you left the thigh highs on the bed.:eek:

[Sarah...]

Wearing a condom.

[Tanya83]

Can't really think of one so that means one day it's bound to happen. :worried:

[Brandi Wyne]

Jennifer M,
That was just horrible. I hope that GG got the clap.:love:
I suppose the most embarrassing time was when I was all dressed in lingerie in the house, believing I was alone, and then my adult daughter, who was living with us, walked into my bedroom. There I was in the master bath with my back to the door and doing my makeup. She let out a wolf whistle and I nearly wet my panties! I just knew she would tell the wife and all hell would break loose. She didn't and she has seen me dress several times and we have even gone out together since then.:thumbsup:

After reading all the other comments, I have to say that there was a day I was at home all day and my wife was at work. I dressed in lingerie and makeup and cammed with another CD. There was excitement and afterwards I had to remove my pantyhose for laundering. I carefully washed them and then hung them over the bed for drying under the ceiling fan.
I got busy elsewhere online and kind of forgot about them In the meantime, my wife came home and headed for the bathroom in our bedroom. Then, I hear a deliberate clicking of heels and she's at the door with the pantyhose in her hand. "What's all this about?" Well, when you're caught cold you can hear gears grinding up there and I halfway confessed and made empty promises, etc. It was a frosty couple of weeks there and I was sure one of us would be leaving. A lot has happend since then but I've been more careful about my things being out.

Brandi

[Cindia]

one of the first times I went out dressed. I knew I needed gas and that was the plan to stop and get some. This was before pay at the pump so I'd have to go inside to pay. Unfortunately, I ran out of gas in the driveway of the gas station. With the heels on, no way I could push the car the 30 feet to the pump so I had to go inside and ask for a gas can. Had to do a lot more talking than I planned on. I'm pretty sure the girl behind the counter wasn't fooled, but she helped with out problem.

[Cassandra Lynn]

Half way to work in the morning remembering that you left the thigh highs on the bed.:eek:

:doh: Yep them darn thigh-hi's, they got me too. Ex came home from a bus. trip and i had tossed a pair of stockings in the bathroom trash and forgot to empty it. So there she is standing in front of me suddenly with them hanging in her hand, it was either the truth or let her think i was cheating on her....lose, lose situation. Spent 4 nights in the guest bedroom, and plead that it would stop...yea right! Fast forward to about 10 days ago and my brother (currently living with) comes home suddenly from work, i'm cooking breakfast in ladies pink sweatpants and fuzzy slippers, he walks into the kithchen and looks at me but only in the eyes, he turns away, and i go into my room and change. He was talking the whole time and has not said a word about it since???? :daydreaming:dreaming of a place for me and (Cassie)
mj

[Molly Wells]

I posted earlier but had forgotten about this occasion. I was driving from New York to Texas. I had been on the road for two days and spent the night in a road side park in Tenn. I had been in femme the whole drive. After leaving Tenn I was going though Little Rock and decided to stop at Wal Mart. I needed some make up remover before I got to Texas and home. I touched up my make up and thought I looked ok and went in. I was easily read by a teen age girl and her boyfriend.
They followed me around the store. I got what I needed and checked out. As I was checking out the boy went to the exit and was waiting for me to come out.
As I walked by he asked me for a light, and started harassing me. I told him to go away and leave me alone. He said "or what?"
So, I told him, "or you are going feel pretty funny telling your girlfriend and your mother that you got your &%* kicked by an old man in a dress!"
Fortunately, he left and didn't take me up on it!
I thought to myself as I drove away, "crossdresser, little sleep, Wal Mart, Little Rock, Arkansas; what was I thinking?"
Molly

[Kaz]

I thought I was alone in the house...

Walked downstairs from my homeoffice to get a coffee - waist up drab, waist down short skirt, pantyhose and heels. Opened door to dining room/kithcen area and my 20 year old daughter walks in from the door opposite. Brief exchange and turn and run... I am working out what was obscured by the table and thinking she wouldn't have had visual below waist...

Downstairs drinking coffee together 30 mins later - everything normal...

A year later on a holiday in Malta, my wife and I wake up, and we are lying in bed and... she tells me that my daughter (who was with us on the holiday) had seen me "wearing skirts about the house"...

I laid there in bed, just having woken up, I didn't say a word and just carried on as normal.

Since then life has been "normal".

Probably one of the biggest mistakes of my life! But who knows!?

Kaz xx

[MissAmy]

Wearing a condom.

what?

[Being Paige]

I have had two occasions involving being questioned by the police while out walking dressed, luckily both times I had my I.D with me. The first time the female officer insisted that she drive my home, I lived in a basement apartment on my own. I was just terrified the landlord and his wife would find out! When I was younger (14), my Dad caught me dressed, that didn't go over so well but he never did talk about it after the fact.

[Sandra65]

I had been consistently vigilant to conceal everything I owned, only to one day leave a pair of shoes (black peep toes with metallic 2 1/2 inch heels, if you must know) in the ensuite. My wife discovered them and automatically went to ask our eldest daughter why she had left her shoes in our bathroom. She denied owning them but asked if she could have them because they were really pretty. That set of a chain reaction with my wife that has left our marriage on thin ice, but to this day my daughter has never asked any questions. I often wonder what she made of that situation, as it must have seemed obvious that it they weren't hers or her mother's then they must have been mine.

[Imogen_Mann]

Getting caught, and then beaten, physically and mentally... Regularly 1976 - 1984.

[JenniferR771]

My wife knows, but dissapproves, and she knows I dress up every Sunday when she goes to church. I am always cutting it close when she arrives home. So today I have everything femme in a big box ready to go out to the shed and she comes home 20 minutes early. I still have a full face of makeup. Whoops! I holler that "I am not ready and don't come in here." I hurried the box outside and scrub my face. "How did you drive 5 miles and get her 6 minutes?" She doesn't say much. And none it it was printable. She mentioned that early service gets out at 9:15 not 9:30. Oh...

[Staci G]

Half way to work in the morning remembering that you left the thigh highs on the bed.:eek:

Close to the same. I left a tube of lipstick on the bathroom sink. I blamed it on our daughter.:D

[Sarah...]

what?

Well, I spent the first 42 years of my life crossdressing in boy's/man's clothes. The worst moment in my crossdressing life was, because of erroneous choices I'd made, having to wear said condom. Thankfully I saw the error of my ways and my crossdressing is cured for ever and before long the wearing of a condom will be physically impossible :)

[sometimes_miss]

Waaaaaay back, long ago, when I used to feel guilty about dressing up, sometimes I would indulge in self bondage, either locking myself into a dress or put on handcuffs behind my back, while freezing the key into a block of ice so I would have to wait for it to thaw out. Well, being so happy with being dressed, I forgot to be careful what I was doing, and 1. forgot to take the ice block out of the freezer, and 2. put the handcuffs on with the latches facing towards the backs of my hands, with the keyholes pointing up towards my elbows. Bending over sidewards sort of to get the frozen key block out was quite difficult, especially because I was leaving myself openly dressed up in the kitchen when anyone could come home. Then, dropping it on the floor and having to figure out a way to pick it up and get it into the sink before it melted all over the floor.
Of course the granddaddy of all was when my wife found my slip that I forgot to put away. That was the end of my marriage, and any chance I ever had at anything remotely resembling a normal life.