Funniest thing you've had happen while CDing?

[Midnight Skye]

I've been reading the worst things to happen while CDing (and WOW we've been through some nasty stuff).

So I thought it would be fun to share our most funny misadventures where things work out in the end :o


Here's the funniest thing I've had happen:

Sooo when I was about 14 I decided to dress up after school. I grabbed a few items from my stash (white tights, white body suit, and some little denim girly shorts). As I was pulling my shorts on Someone starts to OPEN my door. I do the only thing I can think of which is scrabble under my covers.

I watch horrified as the babysitter, my sister, and two brothers walk into my bedroom. Everyone looks at me... under the covers... baby sitter asks what I'm doing. I look up and say "I'm sick, -cough-" She tells me that's so dissapointing on such a sunny day. She then tells me she'll open the windows and leave the door open to let some fresh air in. :eek:

So I end up laying there for about 30 mins as my younger sister and brothers wander in and out with their toys... finally everyone heads outside. I make a mad dash to my door, close and lock it. Then sit there giggling with my head back.

Whenever I think of close calls... that's always the funniest one :o

[Brandi Wyne]

Hmmm. Can't think of one funny thing that happened. At least, not like your experience.

Brandi

[DonniDarkness]

ok so i have one,

i was driving my souped up car down a pretty busy road in the middle of the day, i was underdressed and having a real girly day and let my hair down which is very long. but otherwise i was in guy clothes.
im driving and brushing my hair, when this crew cab truck full of 6 construction workers pull up next to me with the guy in the front passenger seat hanging out the window....He yells and i quote "Hey whats up beautiful"...

Behind the dark tint i just kicked the car down a gear and reved the loud 350cc chevy in response....and sped up, the girl in me just giggleing away.....besides i didnt really want to embarrass him in front of his work buddies

I keep driving and get caught at the light and stop among all the traffic. the crew cab truck pulls up next to me on the drivers side and the same guy says "Damn, girl that sounds good, lemme get your number".........Ok now hes asking for it....

Girls i couldnt resist, i pushed the power button window, it rolled it down, and i blew a kiss at him and winked all sexy

The whole truck erupted in laughter and the guy put his hands over his face in embarrassment. Poor Guy

the whole thing was funny to me and being a straight guy i was still flattered by the whole experience.

[Ashley S]

I dressed up as a girl for halloween one year in college, did my makeup and put on a wig, but didn't shave my magnificent goatee and side-burns. My commitment to the costume wasn't THAT high, so I did a bearded-lady thing. :)

So anyway, I went to the school pub with my girlfriend and some other folks, and we proceeded to drink and have a good time. (Technically my first time ever dressing in public) So I'm up at the bar ordering another picher of beer, and someone came up behind me, grabbed my butt and said "Hey good-lookin".

More than a little surprised, I turned around and saw one of my classmates (a self-proclaimed ladys-man) standing there with a drunk smile on his face, which promptly turned to shock when he recognized me...I guess the beer-goggles made me fairly passable from behind. :o

I started to get worried at this point, from his changing facial expressions, that I may soon be involved in bar-violence...Fortunately my classmate didn't turn angry, and actually laughed and complimented my outfit...then we had a beer together.

This could've easily turned into a CD horror story for me, but instead it's one of my funniest crossdressing memories. :thumbsup:

[HannahF6]

My funniest thing ever was scarey until it was over, then I had to laugh.

I'd taken care of my dressing and make up and looked feminine and I had just been into town where I'd run into a couple of young guys who rather obviously had been checking out my legs. Driving home I turned a corner and ran into a police road block, they were chatting with people looking for drunk drivers.

My heart sank as I prepared to roll down the window when the lovely policeman waved me through. I've since learned that when a road block is busy and they need to speed checks up a bit they have a triage list, and a woman driving alone is not considered to be a threat. Doubtless that's why I was waved through.

As I was waved through I smiled sweetly and waved at the policeman and as I drove on I just broke down with laughter.

Hannah

[girlalex]

wow hahaha that was a good one.

[caguy1989]

Yesterday, I donned some fake nails and forgot I had them on. I went to go to the grocery store (in boy mode, so I was a boy in appearance with very nice french manicured nails lol) to get some bread and decided to go to the self-checkout. There was a younger lady working and since I forgot that I had my nails on I didn't hide them when checking out and paying. She simply looked at me and said "nice nails" lol. I couldn't tell if she was being sarcastic or if she really meant it but that made me chuckle. :heehee:

-Gina

[Michelle-Leigh]

While paying for some eyeliner at a drugstore checkout, the register lady giggled and asked me how well that particular eyeliner worked for me... So I grinned ear-to-ear and told her that it was the best so far.....

[Xenia]

This was several years ago, when I was still in school. I'd just gotten a lovely new dress from ebay, and I decided, heck, what better way to break it in than with a late-night stroll around the neighborhood? See, I was living in a quiet residential area, so even on a weekend, there was basically zero chance of running into anyone past 2 in the morning or so.

So I waited until my housemates were asleep and set out. Unfortunately, no sooner had I made it to the gap in the front hedge that led to the sidewalk than some dude pulled up in his car and parallel parked right in front of me. I beat a quick retreat into the house, pretty sure that he hadn't seen me.

Not so: as soon as I shut the door behind me, I hear this guy, clearly drunk off his ass, yelling "Hey, you! You motherf***er in the dress! I saw you! Get out here! You motherf***er!"

Yeah, I guess that could qualify as a little scary, but I couldn't stop laughing.

[MargaretJ]

At the moment I only go out en femme in the dark, as I'm trying to build up my confidence. I was out in Edinburgh one night on one of my earliiest trips out en femme. I was walking along the street in the city centre, when two older ladies approached me and asked me for directions to another street. I knew exactly how to direct them to the street they were after, but I have never tried to adopt a female voice. I was dumbstruck and couldn't think what to do, and was lamely pointing in the right direction. One of the ladies said something along the lines off "you don't know". I said in my normal voice "It's up there somewhere". They said "thanks" and carried on their way. I don't know what they thought, or if they knew I was a crossdresser, but as I walked away I was shaking with a mixture of laughter and nervousness.

[Phyliss]

Heading off to meet another "girl" for some breakfast last Summer, I was thinking of our upcoming meeting and not really paying too much attention to posted speed limit. Yeah, you guessed it, blue lights. Officer approaches my truck and I hand over my license and registration without saying anything. Figure I'm not that passable so there shouldn't be a problem. He takes the items walks about 3 steps, does a double take, comes back to the truck looks at me and says, "Is this your license?" Reverting to guy voice, "Yeah, it's me, I'm heading off to a party." Officer, "Nice job, coulda fooled me"
Only got a written warning. Made my day. Maybe I'm better at it than I figured.
Still smile a bit when I think of that.

[Cristi]

I've since learned that when a road block is busy and they need to speed checks up a bit they have a triage list, and a woman driving alone is not considered to be a threat. Doubtless that's why I was waved through.

So the lesson here is if you are going to drive drunk, do it while dressed as a woman?? :devil:

[windycissy]

It was in Las Vegas, I put on my little black dress and strappy heels, a little more bling than usual, amped up my makeup and headed to The Palms to strut my stuff and play the slots...as I was walking through the casino, I passed a group of touristos and overheard one of them whispering to her friend, "I think she's a hooker!"

[Jenny Beth]

Once while walking back to my hotel I hear "Excuse me Ma'am, do you have any spare change"? I look around to see a young homeless couple with a puppy in the doorway of a shop. I was caught off guard and didn't know what to do since this was one of my very first interactions as a woman with someone. My first thought was to keep walking and pretend I never heard them but I was on cloud nine at being referred to as Ma'am and I also felt compassion for them. So I reached into my purse for some change and then thought to hell with it, they can use more than spare change so I gave them a five dollar bill. Not really a funny story but I smiled all the way back to my hotel.

[TxKimberly]

(I've told this one before so fel free to move on if you have heard it)

I was paying for some books at Barnes and Noble book store.
"Do you have a members card ma'am?" the young lady behind the counter asked me.
"I do, but I don't have it with me." I replied.
"That's no problem, if you will give me your phone number I can look it up on the computer!" she says with a smile.
"Cool!" I told her and gave her my home phone number. She punches it in and then looks up at me.
"Dawn?" she asks me. Dawn is my wife's name, and so I answered the young lady out of habit, and before stopping to consider that I was dressed as a woman.
"Nah, that's my wife!" I told her. Even as the words were leaving my mouth it struck me what I had just done and I turned bright red. That's OK, because so did the SA. :)

[Toni_Lynn]

I too have told this story in another thread. Its not fully CDing as I was wearing only panties and a bra, but .....

When I was a senior in in high school I was using a girls restroom in secluded part of the school on a regular basis, at least once a day. I'd wait a few minutes before entering, and then boldly go in, pausing only a minute before ducking into the furthest stall.

Sitting there in my stall, I did overhear a few things. I recall one incident when some girls came in to have a smoke. Bending down to look under the door to see if the place was empty, and seeing my pants and panties around my ankles, the one announced 'don't worry, there's just another girl in here'. I sat tight while they lit up and smoked their cigarettes. After about 5 minutes they left, and I quickly made my way out a minute later.

After I stopped shaking from the thrill of being there and almost being caught, I giggled out loud at the fact that I had in fact, unintentionally, passed, albeit only by the fact that they saw my panties!

Huggles

Toni-Lynn

[Midnight Skye]

Way too funny girls, reading this has been more fun than expected ;) After reading some of our misadventures I'm seeing I should have named this thread "Share your most embarrassing moment!"

[Carroll]

My daughter telling me it was time to take my long hair off and put my bald hair back on

[Jenny Beth]

I should have named this thread "Share your most embarrassing moment!"

Oh I'm sure there are several threads on that topic. But while I'm here my wife once told me my skirt was on backwards. :o

[cdinmd206]

I had been out to a drag bar in Washington DC and was on my way hoome at about 2:30 in the morning. I was thirsty so i decided to stop at a 7-11 and get a soft drink. I was wearing a rather short black leather mini skirt with my usual black stockings and garter belt under it. As I walked by the counter one of the 2 young guys said nice legs. I just smiled and proceeded to the soft drink area in hte back of store. Out of the corner of my eye I saw the one who made the remark move from behind the couter to watch me as I got a my diet coke. I decided what the hell and bent way over to give him a good view of my stocking tops and garter straps. When I turned around he was grinning from ear to ear. As I got to counter he told the other guy to move over so he could take care of the lady. He had that grin on his face like he was god's gift to womanhood. I gave him my money and as he gave me my chage he said in a real cocky voice "Is there anything else I can do for? I smiled at him and in my most deepest male voice said "No thank you, you are really not my type". Talk about deer in the headlights look. His co-worker almost fell in the floor he was laughing so hard. As I was walking out the door smiling to myself I thought "Danielle, this is how people get shot".

[Niya W]

(I've told this one before so fel free to move on if you have heard it)

I was paying for some books at Barnes and Noble book store.
"Do you have a members card ma'am?" the young lady behind the counter asked me.
"I do, but I don't have it with me." I replied.
"That's no problem, if you will give me your phone number I can look it up on the computer!" she says with a smile.
"Cool!" I told her and gave her my home phone number. She punches it in and then looks up at me.
"Dawn?" she asks me. Dawn is my wife's name, and so I answered the young lady out of habit, and before stopping to consider that I was dressed as a woman.
"Nah, that's my wife!" I told her. Even as the words were leaving my mouth it struck me what I had just done and I turned bright red. That's OK, because so did the SA. :)
What so she didnt catch you were man but thought you were a lesbian ?? why turn red ??

oh and cdinmd206 I had store clerk freak out when he asked for ID .

[Tranny Tee]

One of the very first times I went out was on Halloween in my little town. I dressed and went to my local saloon. Almst everyone there recognised me except for a guy who worked for me and stood right next to me fr a few minutes. On my way home I was stopped in a DUI checkpoint and was happy that I had been drnking straight club soda at the bar. The officer said nothing about my attire or makeup and waved me through when he determined that I was sober; My final stop that night was at the supermarket, I found it hilarious that one of the clerks chased me through several isles of the store to ask if I needed help finding anything. The whole evening was one of my most enjoyable.

[CamilleLeon]

I dressed up as a girl for halloween one year in college, did my makeup and put on a wig, but didn't shave my magnificent goatee and side-burns. My commitment to the costume wasn't THAT high, so I did a bearded-lady thing. :)

So anyway, I went to the school pub with my girlfriend and some other folks, and we proceeded to drink and have a good time. (Technically my first time ever dressing in public) So I'm up at the bar ordering another picher of beer, and someone came up behind me, grabbed my butt and said "Hey good-lookin".

This happened to me on Halloween last year, which was my first time out. Although I had the facial hair, hairy legs, and no make up so I was pretty surprised that I fooled anyone. A few people thought me and my girlfriend were lesbians and I got an ass grab or 2. Although most people found it pretty funny since I was dressed up as Hannah Montana

[dilane]

(I've told this one before so fel free to move on if you have heard it)

I was paying for some books at Barnes and Noble book store.
"Do you have a members card ma'am?" the young lady behind the counter asked me.
"I do, but I don't have it with me." I replied.
"That's no problem, if you will give me your phone number I can look it up on the computer!" she says with a smile.
"Cool!" I told her and gave her my home phone number. She punches it in and then looks up at me.
"Dawn?" she asks me. Dawn is my wife's name, and so I answered the young lady out of habit, and before stopping to consider that I was dressed as a woman.
"Nah, that's my wife!" I told her. Even as the words were leaving my mouth it struck me what I had just done and I turned bright red. That's OK, because so did the SA. :)

That's so funny -- the exact thing has happened to me, but I thought fast and became my wife :)

[JenniferR771]

The girl at the my favorite thrift store was always nice to me. I often went there semi fem, (still pants, but on a quiet street changing to knee highs, heels, earrings, necklace, purse, chest padding under a jacket, and ash blond short curly wig). I was surprised as this day she was just inside the door as I entered, busy talking to a tall black man. I gave her a tiny discreet wave, intending to talk with her later. She grabbed my arm and said, "Well hi Jennifer! I would like you to meet my son, Ronald!" Eeek!!! What could I say? He held out his hand to shake. I shook. "Nice to meet you; this is so embarrassing. I am going over to look at the shoes." I beat a hasty retreat to the far side of the store.
What just happened? I was not sure if he read me or not.

[Briana Blonde]

This is pretty funny: I once awoke in the morning to the UPS man ringing my doorbell and knocking on my door.

I answered the door forgetting that I had fallen asleep with all my makeup on. Woops...:doh:

We both got a good laugh out of it...haha...:heehee:

[FeliciaRivers]

Great stories everyone :)

This one weekend my room mates went on a camping trip to the mountains. I couldn't join them because of work. However, I decided to make the most of it. After I had finished work on the day before my room mates were returning I dressed up in a gown and a wig. I enjoyed it for a moment, but was feeling rather tired from my day at work. Figuring I was safe and had the house until the next day, I spread out over the couch and took a nap.

A few hours later, I awoke and was about to return to my room to undress when I heard a car pull up outside. I figured it was nothing, but I decided to check anyways. I peeked through the blinds to see my room mates approaching the house! I quickly ran to my room, locked the door and took everything off.

It turns out that they decided to return home early because of bad weather.

It was a narrow escape, but I hate to think what could have happened if I didn't wake up when I did and my room mates entered to find me sleeping on the couch all dressed up.

[t-girlxsophie]

Had a few hair -raising moments,but talking of humorous incidents,It had to be on girlie weekend with my best friend,Joanne,now Jo is not what you would call Demure or a shrinking violet,but this occasion,surpassed any of our adventures

It was on our last day as we were vacating our rooms,she came into my room for something,and on return to her room,she found out she had locked herself out (well she is blonde lol),Now rather than go for spare key,well that would be too easy,She proceeded to go out the 2nd floor window,in her shortest skirt and 4inch heel boots and scrambled across the roof to her window,god she was at least 25ft off the ground

Now that would be mad enough,(i couldn't look)but at that moment 4 or 5
workmen spied this,so naturally I expected the worst,But at the moment Jo
got thru her window amazingly in one piece.They spontaneously burst into a round of applause and wold whistles.We dissolved into fits of laughter,and later as we put our bags in her car,She took her bow,A perilous but funny moment,and acceptance of sorts by the Butch workies that witnessed the sight of Little blonde tranny crossing the roof.

Was so funny when I look back,but perhaps you had to be there:D

[EllieOPKS]

I can very much relate to JO. LOL!

I had the day off and the house to myself until 5p. (wife does not know I dress up she gets home around 5) . We had about a foot of snow on the ground , a perfect day to stay in and play dress up. I had bought a new mini skirt at the Goodwill store and picked up some dark pantyhose to go with it. I was really excited about getting dressed up and tried a daring move for me which was putting on make up for the first time. Well, I am all dressed up with a tight sweater, mini skirt and pantyhose feeling pretty good. I go out to the garage to get a bottle of wine and when I close the door behind me it locks! Now I am in total panic mode, not to mention freezing my buns off. The good news, I have a spare house key hidden in one of those fake rocks in my flower garden. The bad news, I had to go out the garage, around the house and dig through the snow to find that stupid rock. I don't know how many neighbors saw me, but no one has mentioned it. When I got back in the house I had just enough time to change & shower. I put the wine back and poured a tall glass of scotch. My heart is still racing. LOL

[Jessy]

I've been going out as Jessy only once so far, and had the most funny experience ever. It was a costume party. Didn't have to worry about being stared at, or being an outsider.

But most costume parties here people drink lots more than normal parties, and to be honest, I am guilty as charged :o
I didn't have any nice girly shoes at the time, so was just wearing my sneakers. As the night passed, I drank more and remembered less. Next day I woke up at home on the coach, still dressed as Jessy. I had no clue how I got home. But what was even worse, I was wearing a pair of high heel boots that weren't mine!

Up to today I never saw my sneakers again, and I never found out whose boots they were and how the hell I ended up in them :lol:
They were 2 sizes too small, how the hell did I manage to get all the way in them?? It took help of all my room mates to get out of them again! :heehee:

[Christie ann]

I know I posted about this earlier. But I was walking on a trail in the mountains. Skirt, bra, forms (rolled socks) pretty much the works. I had a great walk, the sun was shining, the sky was blue and I was in a skirt. I got back to the parking lot just as a school bus from the local high school pulled in next to my car. I decided to make a longer loop away from a few dozen teenage eyes and get to the car was they started walking away.

[charlie]

The funniest thing that has happened to me was when I was in Phoenix at a night club. I met a couple of guys who were having a birthday. We danced, talked for over two hours and one even showed me his tattoo that was on his left buttock. Needless to say we all left knowing eachother and talking and drinking. The next day at lunchtime I saw the same two guys at a local Denny's. I was in drab clothes and went over to their table and started talking to them. After looking at their faces for a moment I asked them what was the matter. What I got back both surprised me and shocked me. The one with the tattoo asked me if I really knew them and if they knew me from somewhere. We all got a good laugh when I told them about the night before, the different outfit, and that we had talked for over two hours close up.

[makin' it real]

Gee, what a coincidence that so many stories involve Halloween.(Yay Halloween! :cheer:) Mine does too. Maybe 20 years ago I was still waaay in the closet. A gg friend and I went out together for Halloween and decided to drop in on a party one of her friends was hosting. As no one there knew me we decided to have a little fun.

I was dressed as a Domino's Pizza delivery driver, had the full get-up borrowed from a friend, so we stopped by a Domino's store and I had them make up a big ol' pizza with all the fixings and put the address of the party on the label on the side of the box. When we got the party, I dropped my friend off around the corner and let her walk in to the house by herself. I pulled up just a couple minutes later, ran up with the pizza, and rang the bell.

Well of course, no one there knew anything about ordering a pizza, but the address on the box was verified and some people were getting concerned. Meanwhile, I had started making comments about what a great party it looked like, and how cool all the people were, and what great costumes they had, etc., etc. After a couple minutes of schmoozing and such someone finally suggested "Hey, why don't you take the night off and join us here?"

That was just the invitation I'd been waiting for. Cool! So I "called in" to work on their phone, with everyone listening in, to say I'd gotten a flat and didn't have a spare so couldn't do any more runs that night. When I hung up, there was a rousing cheer. Of course, I laid the pizza out as my gift to the crowd and joined in the festivities, staying in character the rest of the time we were there. My friend said later she'd heard the hosts of the party saying how pleased they were, because it meant their party was so cool even the pizza guy couldn't resist it!

Oh right, but the crossdressing. Right. Well, after several hours and more than a couple drinks, I found myself in one of the bedrooms exchanging clothes with a GG who had come as a cheerleader! We were almost completely switched and getting ready to rejoin the crowd when my friend came rushing in (she'd apparently been looking for me, and heard I'd been in there a while), took one look at what was happening, and immediately freaked out. She made us switch clothes back to our original costumes and said it was time for us to go.

Darn, just when I was going to have my first public "outing" as a girl, too! Still, it was a hoot and a holler, and my friend and I talked about it for years after, always fondly.

Oh, and just a bit of happy news here: I turned 50 today! Yay! Hap-py birthday!!! Heading out shortly to be with a bunch of friends, at least 2 of whom know I CD. Whew. So much more fun being known.

Take care, all. :)

[Joann Smith]

....Last summer...after hanging out on one of my rare ladys night out ...somthing weird happen to me.. Bear in mind that i do go out every now and then... mostly at night and alone and when i am out i generally like to stay to my self and try not to speak alot because my femm voice is pretty bad....dead give away. My normal routine on these nights is to go to the club ..sit in the back have a few beers listen to music and people watch for a few hours then finish the night with a cup of coffee and desert at the Big Boy ...Now on this paticular night i was wearing a fairly short blue jean skirt a strechy tank top sling back heels and long black hair and my big hoop earings...Yes.. i was pretty hoochey up..you know clubbin clothes...usually this is not a problem because thats how women dress that come in the big boy at 2:00 am. But on this particular night while waiting to be seated a couple of guys came in and stood behind me and began to eye me up and down ...they were both thier mid 30 and fairly well built but a bit on the scruffy side...both looked like cleaned construction workers or somthing on a guys night out.. what ever the occasion was one was well over the limit the other may have been buzzed but he was still in control..I could hear the talking ...the drunk was saying " awh hell naw man that aint right ...i think she here by herself" ...his buddy said Dude ..."be cool you do not know that lady' ..the drunk said F..you quit being a pussy" ..I was like ...Oh S...t where is that hostess.....and god please do not let these fools try and talk to me...Right then .the drunkest one stept up to me and grabbed my hand ..looked me straight in the eye and said excuse me baby...but are you here alone......I was in shock...I knew this was l gonna end bad...so i pause.. I must have had a look of total horror on my face because his buddy rushed up and began to appoligze..but the drunk ran his ass off real quick like..and that little punk scurred off like a tuck tail dog the drunk apparently was the tougher of the two.....OMG ...where in the hell was that the hostess...i was stuck this drunk was not gonna leave me alone untill i spoke to him...So I pulled up my best femm voice and said yes i am...then waited for the fireworks ...But the drunk totally blew me away because he took my hand an kissed it. Then he said you just made my night because you are freakin beautiful and if you was here with someone I could not have did that...



I thanked him...smiled ... and said that he had mad mine as well



I Finally got seated..But i was still a bit uneasy....because I was still not sure how this was gonna end at some point i had to leave and go right past them .....and my car was waaaaaaaaaay across the parking lot...and i was not really dressed for a rumble ...I sat there took my time had my coffee ate some desert...I tried to wait them out ...but they were not having it ....the drunk dude kept trying to come over and talk but his buddy managed to keep him seated and stopped him from being too out of line.I heard him say that i was probally waiting on someboy to meet me...





Any how I had put it off for as long as i could....i had to go ...and i had to walk past them ...so i waited for my waitress to come over to give me my check and then I walked to the cash registar..ie the door..with her. I had told her what had happened and she understood...she thought it was funny as hell...but she knew it could go bad if this guy ever found out that he just kissed a TG's hand ...so there a tiny bit of concern.



I walked right past the drunk .. there were still trying to get a conversation going but i kinda ingored them at first ..I told the waitress too watch me as i went to my car and make sure they did not follow me ...then I waved bye to the drunks and tore off to my car before they could cash out.



Joann

[donnatracey]

I know I posted about this earlier. But I was walking on a trail in the mountains. Skirt, bra, forms (rolled socks) pretty much the works. I had a great walk, the sun was shining, the sky was blue and I was in a skirt. I got back to the parking lot just as a school bus from the local high school pulled in next to my car. I decided to make a longer loop away from a few dozen teenage eyes and get to the car was they started walking away.

A skirt while hiking in the mountains??....:eek:

[KristinL]

One time I was in a drug store buying some pantyhose and when I handed them to the cashier she looked up at me and said "Are you going to wear these?". I was shocked because I bought stuff so many times and I never had anyone say anything so I said "no".
Meanwhile there was an older biker guy and his daughter behind me and he heard everything and he says - "It's ok man, whatever gets you through the day!"

I don't think I ever turned so red in my life.

[Kaz]

For me the funniest are the scariest! I think I posted this already so sorry of I did!

I was staying over in an apartment rented for a few nights... was fully dressed., make up... the lot when I woke at 7.30 realising that I had to move the car... or get a ticket... or something. Fearing the fine...

I shot out of bed, re-applied mascara and lipstick, pulled on my hold ups, etc.. without even thinking and sorted the parking issue.

Got back to my apartment, and the realised what I had just done... and no-one had batted an eyelid! I had walked by so many people! I must have looked a mess?!

Awesome... I have been laughing for the last three weeks.

xx

[Jessy]

Well, GGs can look like a mess too early in the morning :lol:
Love the stories, more more more! :D

[lisalove]

I'm not sure if this funy or embarassing. I shaved my chest today, and managed to cut my nipple. I thought I got the bleeding stopped, so finished up and got dressed. Later that morning as I'm in a store I noticed that blood had soaked through my bra and through my top. Lucky it was a cool rainy day so I had a jacket on, or else everyone would have seen it and wondered why I had blood in that particular spot.

Then later today I went to a church garage sale. I found this cute red all lace teddy and a one piece swimsuit, and a couple of other things. i took my stuff up to the register, and the lady picks up the teddy and askes me if it will fit me. I said it's a large, I'm pretty sure it will fit. She just smiled and folded it and put it in a sack. She didn't say anything about the swimsuit. I guess I shocked her with my reply to her comment.

[Christinedreamer]

Many years ago I lived in Hollywood and worked on 2 bus conversions into luxury motor homes. I stayed at a cheap motel where the owner had leased some parking lot space to the bus owner so I would not have drive back and forth from my house. (For those in Hollywood, this was at the corner of LaBrea and Sunset where the library now sits.)

The project lasted for a couple months. During that time I befriended a couple of DQ hookers who also stayed there.

One night after telling them my story (after a sufficient amount of alcohol), I showed them a dress that I had sewn for me that was a super frilly square dance style with petticoats and all the trimmings(underneath). I had the wig and everything.

As Halloween was coming up soon, they talked me into going in drag and they would do the makeup etc. I agreed (naturally) and after getting all dolled up, we took a short cab ride to Peanuts on Santa Monica (now defunct). We did the usual bar stuff but when it came to closing time, my compatriots are nowhere to be found. It seems they got "dates" and forgot about me.

So as the white lights come up and the folks start outside, I am now alone, (first time out) about a mile from the hotel, and in bright lights.

Shortly I started hearing "DOLLY! DOLLY! Come take a picture with us!"

Everyone evidently assumed that I was doing a Dolly Parton impression with the outfit. I decided to have fun with it and now I am in dozens of pics with folks I never new and still don't!

I got a cab back to the hotel and watched the driver as I used my best bass voice to give him the address. He was very cool and complimenmtary. He said it looked like I had great time and he was right. He got a great tip for a one mile ride.

[eileendover]

I buy most things online, but this is silly for one or two items. Based on recommendations in another thread, I decided I needed to pick up some foundation primer at ULTA.

I printed a copy of the product from the ULTA website, and took it with me. I was dressed VERY drab, including a baseball cap and several days of beard stubble.

My approach is to make the first outrageous remark. I handed the page to the SA, and said "I need this for when I go to the prom." The SA giggled, we walked over to find the product, I stood in line behind another customer at the cash register, and then the same SA rang up my sale.

As I was leaving, she said "Have fun at the prom!" :D

[kym]

one afternoon while i was working in drab mode, a sister comes in, she is dressed very well and passes extremely well to most, however i spotted her right away. The manager on duty thinks he is gods gift to women so he trots over to take her food order and try and get her number. Well as soon as she opens her mouth he knows that she is a transgendered person and backs off on the getting her number part. Me, the district ,manager and the store manager all make our way into the back to have a good chuckle at his reaction when he informs me that there is a customer at the counter that would love to speak to me. Keep in mind that I am not out at work at this point. I walk up to the front counter and there is the customer patiently waiting on me. She compliments the manger on how professional he was and how sweet he was to make sure she was happy, "oh and btw that was a cute skirt you had on last night can I borrow it sometime?" I could have crawled into the nearest hiding place right about then. Shortly after that I came out at work, and seeing as how i own the franchise, I informed my senior guys that they could either deal with it or look for employment else where.

[Jocelyn Quivers]

My first experience was the very first time I ever bought a pair of pantyhose at the young age of 18. I'll just say it was reminiscent of those teenage high school movies where a guy is trying to buy his pack of condoms and everything that goes bad does, and it seems like the entire neighborhood immediatley comes to the register when you decide to buy the item.

Most recently I was just sitting in the house watching TV fully dressed except for make up. My wife comes up and says good grief you make an ugly woman. Oh and maybe it's time to see your electrolysist again. :eek:

[Christinedreamer]

From your avatar, I suggest you take your wife for some glasses!

[Kate17]

Funny! I was with a male friend at a bar in Palm Springs when a nice looking guy comes over to our table and starts talking to me. After some small talk he points to a gg sitting nearby and tells me she is his sister and has always had a fantasy to "you know, make it with another woman" To be honest, I was so pleased I could have cried but in my normal male voice I explained it probably would not work for her. There goes the deer in the headlights look. A moment later we all had a good laugh.

[Simply_Vanessa]

My sister walks through the front door as I'm sitting on the couch. I hear her, and pull a sheet over my head. She walked in, and I walked out with the blanket wrapped around my whole body and head:heehee:

[Katie Pie]

When I was around 18 I did not own breast forms, so instead I used water balloons, I used to walk at a quiet park near my home. Usually there is nobody there after 10pm. The night before I noticed that my balloon stash was running low, so I said to myself what the heck I'm going to put these water filled water balloons in the trunk of my car, use them again tomorrow just in case I do not have time to rush and grab new water balloons to refill. So that night I got ready for my walk, I grabbed the old water balloons, stuffed them in by bra, started to walk around the park. My chest felt cold, then noticed the water balloon broke. I take it with the temperature from the daytime cause the balloons to get weak? I said "omg I'm leaking" out loud. I was not alone in that park that night, the only thing i heard was "are you okay? There was a couple there that night. My face turned red and I ran to my car with half a chest

[Jonianne]

During the Christmas season, the local botanical gardens has everything decorated and I visited it dressed one evening and was walking through the park. At one location I was just standing looking at the Christmas lights when this little girl with her mom points in my direction and says "Mommie, that is one strange looking man!", then they walked on. In my mind I was thinking wow, I can't even pass at night to a small child.

A few days later I was at the park during the day and went past the same location. There, I saw what the girl was really pointing at - an 8 or 10 foot stick man with vines as a body and a hat. I am so glad I didn't say anything!

[erika130]

I love this thread! Great stories everyone
We shall definitely have more like it! :D

[Michaela42]

Well, I was dressed in drab and stopped off at a Payless store to see if they had anything in my size. They did and giddy as a lark I took my new shoes to the front to pay for them. The SA could not have been more than five foot tall and a hundred pounds soaking wet. She took the shoes out of the box to check the mates and when she did I noticed that my shoes (size 12 mind you) was MUCH longer than her chest/shoulders were wide. I busted up laughing to myself as the sweet girl said "wow, your girlfriend must be a big girl, does she play basketball?"

Another time I bought some new shoes (platform slides that had four inch heels and wood soles) and decided to take them out for a walk. Well there is a small historic park on top of a mountain nearby and I figured it would be deserted since it was after 2 am. So I go walking down the path, enjoying the stars and the slapping of my shoes against my soles when I hear "hey lady, do you have a light?" I froze and turned towards the sound. There was a guy and a girl sitting along the path trying to light their hookah with matches. Silently I offered them a lighter and the girl asked "cool shoes, where did you get them?" I said (in a male voice) at the store downtown. Their reply, in perfect unison "WOAH! your a guy! (awkward silence) Nice legs." It made my night.

[Kat42]

Heh... a neighbor knocked on the door late [11:30pm-ish] on a Saturday night. They were on a weekend at the lake and we were watching their dogs. She wanted to let us know they came home early [and SO shouldn't barge into their house early in the AM]

While the SO knows I CD, the offspring unit(s) do(es) not so late at night after the house is quiet is one of my few opportunities to dress.

Anyway the neighbor stops by and after checking the door, I open it. Something in the back of my mind says "keep yourself hidden" and keep the interior light off. But next thing I know I'm commenting on her tan by gesturing at my neck. We exchange some small talk and she asks several times "what are you doing?" I truthfully answer "watching a movie". She eventually says "Ok and goodnight."

About 20 minutes later I noticed the hemline about my knees! OMG... did I answer the door dressed? (panty, bra, garter belt & stockings, Georgette skirt, half slip and Blouse). I honestly don't recall but pretty sure I was. Outing myself is one thing, but I have an SO and offspring unit(s) to worry about. She has three kids around our's age and I worried she'd spill the beans around the kids who would spread it around school and they'd be endlessly teased. I spent a day or two wondering if I should alert the SO.

She stopped by a few days later and said hello and we talked as if nothing had ever happened. Not sure if she just didn't know how to handle it or if she decided "say nothing" was the best policy.

[Tasha McIntyre]

My wife comes up and says good grief you make an ugly woman.


From your avatar, I suggest you take your wife for some glasses!

I agree with Christine on this one :)

Anyway, when I was a teen back in the 1980's (when I thought I was the only crossdresser in the history of the universe) there used to be a tradition at my place every Monday night for a feed, couple of drinks and a general guys night for for me and a few mates.

One night after everyone had left I had changed into my denim mini and pink T shirt and was watching the TV when theres a knock on the door, which was unlocked :doh: I bolt for my bedroom as my mate (and later on best man at my wedding) walks in to collect a radio he left behind. I quickly change clothes and walk back out to the loungeroom where he gave me a little smile and he says "forgot the radio. Catch ya later". To this day nothing has ever been mentioned so I think I got away with it.

Pretty funny now, but maybe not so at the time.

Tash :)

[PinkHighHeels<3]

One time i was lying on my bed wearing heels and tights, the bed was weak and snapped but it was still held up because of all the crap under the bead. Unfortuanetly the heel got stcuk between some wooden panels and I had to leave it there as I heard my parents coming. The heel was jammed there - hidden only by a duvet for about a week when I finally managed to get it out

[Jennifer in CO]

I would have to say there are many so if you laugh with me and not at me I'll tell one. It was mid-week in late June and I had a job to do at a vacant property west of town in the foothills. I was feeling brave (silly or stupid may be more applicable) so I wore a white denim mini-skirt and black/white horizontal striped crop top with a pair of white 2" sling-backs (and white under-dressings). I had things to do when I got back so I wore no makeup..and definitely do not pass without it. I drove through a drive-up on the west side (gave them quite a chuckle - what the heck, I'll never go back there) then went to the job, did it in 10 minutes then headed off to an area somewhat remote park for lunch. Arriving at the deserted park (I have dined here several times dressed and drab) I headed to a table back by the trees but out in the sun to dine. About 5 minutes later an older couple arrived and with the park the size it was (large) went to the table 3 away from me. Within maybe five minutes after that 3 more cars drove up, including a family that went and sat in the middle of the park. Not to be deterred, I continued with my lunch, my book and my 44oz drink. After another 15 minutes or so, the older couple got up and strolled off down the trail-head that was between us into the trees. It was at that point I felt like I need to start heading to the car to go find a potty as the family that had arrived and sat in the middle of the park also sat right by the outhouses. After another few minutes, I was starting to consider the trees but there were now too many people around and I didn't want to snag my hose. Getting to the car and going somewhere was rapidly getting out of the question as well so I had to make my way towards the center of the park. I walked south along the small meadow so that my approach was mostly blocked by the small building itself so that the family didn't see me until I actually had to step around to the side to enter. Carrying my purse, book and drink (dropped the sack in the trash bin) I darted into the outhouse, did my business and then began to formulate how I was going to get to the parking lot as there were now 3 families/couples between me and my car, with one couple seated right in front of the car. I considered just taking a walk back where I'd been and sit there while the park cleared and finish my book, but I really had other things I needed to do that afternoon. First I had to get out of the outhouse and the little boy with mom in tow was now headed in my direction so I held the book up to cover my face somewhat and turned the other way from them. I went for a short walk towards the south end of the parking lot thinking I would just circle around to the car. That tact worked till I got to my door. The couple seated at the table about 10 feet in front of me were paying me no mind as I went to get the keys from my purse. Now why I didn't get the keys out before now will forever be the question but I don't know why. Anyway, I drop them. I drop them just as a car is pulling into the parking space next to me such they have to wait to park while I put down my drink, purse and book and bend down to pick up the keys. Parking lot has maybe 50 spaces, 10 cars there maybe, but they have to pulling next to mine. Maybe it was stress, I don't know but at that moment I lost it....control of my bladder that is. Thankfully I had just been to the restroom so it wasn't a big mess but I grabbed the keys and opened the car door then got my purse, drink and book from the car roof (not caring or bothering to cover my rather masculine face anymore), started the car and backed out of the space with the people now parked next to me and the couple sitting in front of me both staring at me. I got about a mile down the road and pulled off at a turn out and gave myself a good cry. Done, and not about to drive an hour+ home in wet clothes, I checked the trunk and all I had back there was a little apricot/white floral sun dress. I ducked down in the seat, changed, then drove home in that lil number...far more revealing than the mini was I'm sure for daylight wear.

Its ok to laugh now...I do

Jenn

[JulieC]

I would have to say there are many so if you laugh with me and not at me I'll tell one. ...

Its ok to laugh now...I do

Jenn

Definitely with you :) That's like a treatise on how everything can go wrong at once! Wow!

[Danamtv]

When I was in my 30's and single I used to go out a lot around Halloween. But I'd start about two weeks before, and end around Thanksgiving: total pink fog.

Walked into work one day in early November and a woman who worked for me kept looking at me funny. Finally she came in and sat down and started chatting, then leaned forward and said "Do you have eye shadow on?"

Oops! poor removal job, despite a shower. I told her I'd been to a Halloween party - "In November?" She came up with a towelette and cleaned it off. I was ready to crawl out of the office under the door....

[SuzanneBender]

I have posted on both of these "events" before but I couldn't pass up the chance to share these stories once again.

I was driving through Taco Bell and I had a bird fly in my window as I was ordering! There I was fully dressed stuck in the line trying to shoo this feathered menace out of my car by waving my sandal at him. When I got to the window the drive through crew had a great giggle. Upset at the employees in the drive through and the winged beast flapping around my car I pulled over to do battle. I noticed the young man from the drive through running out to help me. Between the two of us we were able to quickly banish the pesky bird out of the car. I thanked him and he replied with a you are welcome and have a wonderful day MAM.

The other time was not so funny at the moment. I was at a hotel which I will not name. Darn that Paris Hilton. Anyhoo, I was in the bathroom about half dressed with the door closed and when I went to open the door the handle broke and I was trapped in the bathroom. Luckily I had my iPhone in the bathroom with me so I could listen to music. I called the front desk and they dispatched the maintenance man. The look on his face when my rescue party opened the door was great. He was respectful at the time I found the situation more embarassing then humorous but now I just laugh when I think about it. :daydreaming::daydreaming::daydreaming:

[Midnight Skye]

Just caught up... what a bunch of funny situations we've all managed to get into! And Suzzanne... how you managed to get stuck half clothed in the bathroom... wayyyyy too funny!