Fun with the census Taker

[Kate17]

Hey girls !

Something funny just happened so I thought I would share this with you - it was kind of funny and might add a little laughter to your day.

I live in the country and my house has lots of big windows. I was dressed in my fem work clothes ( hopefully I down loaded it correctly) and happened to walk past my front door wich is all glass and low and behold, Mr. census taker was standing there looking at me. Naturally the surprise got my adrenaline going. For just one second, my fligh response kicked in but I realized that i was caught flat footed or in this case high heeled soooo- I opened the door and he started asking me some questions. About that time I realized that I had taken my breast forms out and they were sitting on top of the sofa just a few feet behind me. Well, he realized that he did not have the right package for my address and left to go get it. I quickly put my breasts back on and met him at the door smiling. He smiled back.

[kimdl93]

I guess breast forms not the kind of thing you really want left out when you get company.

[Brandi Wyne]

Hmmm. Are you SURE he wasn't just the naughty boy from down the road a bit trying to get a peek at your breasts on the couch? LOL I can hear it now, "Hey, what are you doing staring at my breasts.I'm over here, fella."

[Kate17]

Very cute Brandi - thanks for the laugh.

[Michelle-Leigh]

Very amusing ! But you should always be **wearing** your breastforms when visitors come ! :hf:

[shadyterri]

Thanks for making my day. That sounds like a turn on for the census taker. Bet he thought he had a great day. Doubt he will experience anything as exciting as that again. You go gurl!

[jenna_woods]

thanks for shareing, it gave me a big smile

[LisaAlexander]

Did you eat his liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of chianti?

(hehe sorry if someone doesnt get it and gets weirded out :p)

[JulieP]

Did you eat his liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of chianti?

(hehe sorry if someone doesnt get it and gets weirded out :p)

sorry but i am a little short and that just went right over my head. :straightface:

[az_azeel]

sorry but i am a little short and that just went right over my head. :straightface:

me-thinks its a referance to "Silence of the Lambs"


Kate glad you had a bit of fun with the census taker.. ;)

[Andy66]

Heh. I guess you gave him something to wonder about. :heehee:

[Genifer Teal]

When he saw your "Girls", did he count them too?

Gen

[Kate17]

Anne

What he might be wondering is how my breasts grew in such a short time when he went to his truck to get the right envelope. It may occur to him in a day or two.

Lisa, I wasn't very hungry so I didn't want him over for dinner !!

[SuzanneBender]

Didn't your Mom teach you that a proper lady doesn't leave her breast laying around on the couch?

OK we are all dying to know so I will ask. What block did you check on the gender question on the form?

[sherri52]

Kate he may have noticed your sisters and gave an excuse so you could put them away.

[Andy66]

What he might be wondering is how my breasts grew in such a short time when he went to his truck to get the right envelope. It may occur to him in a day or two.
He might be wondering if he's losing his mind and needs a vacation, too. :lol: I haven't heard your voice, but you look very passable.

[jenifer m.]

cute story.i got a good giggle out of it.thanks.

[Kate17]

Suzanne

I think I missed that lesson with my mom but I am never too old to learn. I was looking for the "not sure" or the "you mean today box" but it was not on the form.

[Christie ann]

I am a census taker and was totally dressed yesterday from shoes to shirt to mascara! Of course it was cold and I had a coat on.

[ArleneRaquel]

I need a census taker to have fun with ! :daydreaming:

[Cathytg]

Yes, you have a story.

But what about the story he told when he got back to wherever it is they go?