Things that maken you go " OH NO "

[Lover girl]

This one is for those moments when you find yourself caught or almost caught in a compremising situation!! Or just not ready for what's next. I will start it off and I would like to know who has been caught with your pants down or anything else that you wish to share when you say to yourself " OH NO ".

I left work early today to get cleaned up before I go in to have minor surgery to have some small bumps removed from my eye lids. In and out in 1 1/2 hours. very simple right!!!! NO!!! While getting dressed ( In male cloths ) to go to the doctor clinic for surgery I thought, Well there only working on my eye lids so as always, I put on a pair of black silk lace panty's. No problem!!!! While in the surgery prep room the nurse tells me to take off all my clothing except my underwear and put the cloths in a bag and put on the oh so nice hospital robe that's open in the back. I'm thinking oh my god I'm wearing panty's And I couldn't climb out the window because I'm on the forth floor!!! I tried to keep that stupid robe closed but at one point While moving from the rolling bed to the chair after it was over the nurse must have seen something because her eye's widened and she put her hand on her mouth and left the room quickly. Nobody said anything but she had to have seen the panty's!!!!! Unless your ready to spill the beans to the medical people " Don't wear any under garments to the docters office ".

Now let's here your " OH NO " moments!!!!

[kellycan27]

Wearing "no" under garments might be just as big a shock as wearing panties.:heehee:

That's a cute story.

I needed to run to the local mini market for milk. I slipped into my old comfy levi 501's that were a couple sizes too big. I put my money in my back pocket and drove to the store. It was pretty crowded for that time of night. When I got to the front of the line i stuck my hand in my back pocket to get my money and ended up pulling my pants down enough to expose my thong, and a good portion of my rear. after I payed and turned around to leave I noticed a lot of smiles from the people in line behind me.:o

[Marcia Blue]

Oh no! I thought as soon as I realized, I had locked my purse in my hotel room, with my room key in my purse. I went to the front desk, and they sent someone with me to open the room. They verified my id once the room was open and did not question my fem appearance.

[AlexisWest]

I underdress everyday, camisole, pantyhose, and the days I wear panties, I wear knee-hi's. I usually leave the house wearing heels/sandals. I drive 45 miles to work and this morning, I almost forgot my 'boy' shoes and socks. That would have been fun to explain.

[eluuzion]

Fortunately, my experience was confined to an audience of one (me), but I'll share it anyway.

I have one little black dress that is a favorite to wear around the house. I like it because it has a "plunging V" neck and a somewhat "cinched" elastic that goes around the dress just under the breasts. I can just toss in silicone forms against my skin and they stay in place on their own.

Or, so I thought. I leaned over to close the toilet lid and out plopped one of the forms...SPLASH!...right into the water. :heehee: Yet, another reason to follow sound medical advice...always bend your knees when you lean over or pick up an object off the floor. (or in my case...out of the toilet, lol)

...be careful what you "fish" for..."

[kellycan27]

...always bend your knees when you lean over or pick up an object off the floor. (or in my case...out of the toilet, lol)

Especially if you are wearing a dress. lol

[Lover girl]

Anther OH NO moment was when I was bowling. I joined a summer bowling leauge and one night I was in a hurry to get ready for bowling. I wear a rinestone studded pinky ring all the time and has drawen some attention but generaly it's not uncommon for a guy to wear one. While I was at the bowling ally a fellow bowler came over to me to ask a question and after the question he said " I like the pinky ring but I don't like the watch, It looks like a womans watch". The watch has a silver link band with a small face that was pink in color. It is positively a womans watch that I bought for dressing in femme mode. While changing out of the femme out fit for bowling, I forgot to change the watch. When no one was looking I removed it to eleminate any more unfaverable comments!! I often wonder what would happen if I went bowling in femme mode???? :doh:

[pattyv]

Wearing "no" under garments might be just as big a shock as wearing panties.:heehee:

That's a cute story.

I needed to run to the local mini market for milk. I slipped into my old comfy levi 501's that were a couple sizes too big. I put my money in my back pocket and drove to the store. It was pretty crowded for that time of night. When I got to the front of the line i stuck my hand in my back pocket to get my money and ended up pulling my pants down enough to expose my thong, and a good portion of my rear. after I payed and turned around to leave I noticed a lot of smiles from the people in line behind me.:o


Kelly-I would have smile on my face whether it was your front or rear.LOL

[tinalynn]

Years ago, when I was MUCH younger, I was taking pictures of myself while downing some wine. Thought it would be neat to handcuff my hands behind a stanchion, timer snap a picture, and let myself out. Uh huh... I left the key on the pool table about ~4 ft in front of me. About an hour later, after yelling for my neighbors and trying to get my field trial trained golden retriever to pick it up (he did jump up on the table and sniff it...), I was getting pretty scared. Lived alone, in the country, wasn't expecting any company... I slid down the pole and took off my shoes to get a little more comfy. IDEA!!! I could reach the key with my foot when stretched out, but I had to also remove my pantyhose to pick it up. Whew... I LMAO about 10 seconds later when I realized I had left my wine glass on the bar ~10 ft away, where I had picked up the key before the pic. I set it on the pool table to fiddle with the camera - pushed the go button and locked myself in...

Please be careful doing that sort of stuff... :doh:

[Billijo49504]

Today after a aptment at the local VA, I left town for the other side of the state for a VA appointment. Half way there I was some what lost. So I atopped at a rest area, Looking at the map, up walks a state cop and asked if I needed any info. I said thanks, and asked where I needed to turn off the highway. He told me where I needed to go. I was wearing a purple tank top, short jean shorts and a wig and makeup. He was very polite....BJ

[dennisGTS]

I'm currently in a Military course in another state away from my wife. With that said, on Friday night this past weekend I went out with a buddy of mine, and his GF, to a local bar. My buddy is coincidentally here at the same time going to a different course. Anyhow, I was feeling a little under the weather so I wasn't planning on staying late. And no, I wasn't dressed in girl clothes but I did have a pair of baige VS Embrace panties on under my guy clothes. Well...my one hour night out turned out to be (apparently) 6 beers and 4 shots; I ended up being plastered, not one of my finest moments. Needless to say, after the 5th beer and 2nd shot, the rest of the night was a blur. I don't believe I did or said anything stupid - neither my friend nor his GF told me anything the next day - but I did get sick in the cab; I made a real mess on myself and in the cab. YUCK! ...the last time I got that drunk and sick was maybe 8 years ago...

Well, when the cab arrived at our BOQ (Basic Officers Quarters or Army version of appartment rooms) he had to help me to my room; I vaguely remember this. Since I was covered in sick, I had to jump into the shower to rinse off before I got in bed; which I don't remember at all. When I woke up the next morning, aside from the massive hangover, I was naked in bed (I normally, at the very least, sleep in a pair of panties and girl T-shirt), my shoes, socks, pants and panties were in a pile next to my room door. Obviously, all I could think of is, what the F--- happened last night?!?!?! Then I thought, where's my shirt???

Now I don't remember if he helped me undress and get in the shower (cause that's what caring friends do) but if he did, he could've seen the panties and my very fem shaved private area. Not that he would be staring at my junk but I think it would be hard not to notice the little patch of hair down there. Also, even though the panties are baige and blend in very well to my skin tone, if anyone knows the VS Embrace line, the edges are scalloped and most likely cannot be mistaken for anything other than panties.

He didn't seem to act different the next morning when he and his GF drove me back to the bar to pick-up my car but since I have almost no memory of half the night out, I'm not sure what he might've saw. During the ride, I found out that I left my shirt in the cab; that sucks cause I really liked that guy shirt... Now I'm hoping, if he did see anything, that he won't care cause the last thing I need is him to judge me and start spreading rumors about me when he and I return back to our unit.

[Nicole Erin]

While moving from the rolling bed to the chair after it was over the nurse must have seen something because her eye's widened and she put her hand on her mouth and left the room quickly. Nobody said anything but she had to have seen the panty's!!!

So you are just assuming cause her eyes got wide and she covered her mouth that she saw your undies?

Well, if it makes you feel any better - perhaps the reason she did that was cause maybe your "equipment" is the largest she had ever seen and it caused a severe gag reflex.

She might have went home and called her friends saying "it was monstrous!"
and holding her arms out at length

[fallen_rayne]

I come back home to my apartment from being dressed up and as soon as the room-mates see me, the first thing out of their mouth, "are you wearing make-up?" I was able to get away with saying i was just tired and that they were bags under my eyes and not the liner I was wearing.

Another one was last night i brought up a separate window on the computer so me and my room mate can check something. Though the cross-dressers.com was still visible, so i preyed he didn't see it. Though he probably did. I have no idea what to make of him seeing it, or what he took from it.

[Lover girl]

That's a good one Nicole!!!! Lol, Lol. I was wearing those stupid hospital robes. You know, the ones that are open in the back side only!!! The only thing that could have possibly been seen was my back side or in this case my cute black silk lace panty's!!! There's no way that they could be mens underpant's. Only womans panty's look like these.... For the sake of arguement If she did see the other part that you mensioned, her responce would have been one of laughter than anything else. She seen the panty's!! I'm sure of that!!!! When I go back on Monday for the post op visit, It will be interesting if the doctor asks me about it!!! Even if he knows about it he more than likely won't bring it up. And I won't either!!!! I will be wearing mens underpant's for sure!!!!!:o

[Nicole Erin]

Yeah, I can just imagine the doctor going, "Were those, women's underwear you were wearing?" Just don't wear any undies, but wear a short skirt, and pull a "Sharon Stone" THEN you will see wide-eyed

The doctor might be underdressing himself, and just think - the nurse, I assume she was female, was probably also wearing women's underwear.

Now let us all parade around in our delegates and sing "o blah di oh blah dah" by the Beatles.

[Daphne S]

I had an "oh no" moment while I was reading your post! I realized that I left my clothes in the community washer/drier and it had my girl/guy clothes mixed in. Someone else was doing their laundry as well, and if you let your clothes sit in the machine, they will be taken out. I have lived here for quite a while and everyone in my building I'm sure by now knows I don't have a GF and live by myself. Thankfully this wasn't the case, but would have been embarassing:doh:.[B]

[mykhelee]

I worked for seven years in a national chain of family entertainment canters. Panties, support hose, camis...occasionally a nice girdle were the uniform of the day. One day I was crawling from behind a game and caught my slacks, on a nail and tore a wide triangle hole in them. I quickly grabbed a clean up towel and held the tear together as I dangled the towel for as much cover as possible.

I thought I had made it safely to my office and a change of trousers...not so...a younger Asst. Manager came up to me an hour later and smiled sweetly, "Your legs sure are shiny" After that she would ask me to raise my trouser leg to show her what hose I was wearing.

She is now my daughter in law in laws best friend, made for an interesting re union.
Peace

[donnatracey]

So you are just assuming cause her eyes got wide and she covered her mouth that she saw your undies?

Well, if it makes you feel any better - perhaps the reason she did that was cause maybe your "equipment" is the largest she had ever seen and it caused a severe gag reflex.

She might have went home and called her friends saying "it was monstrous!"
and holding her arms out at length

Perhaps not!.....:devil:

[Chickhe]

A plausible explaination for wearing panties when away from your SO is she asked you to wear them to remind you of her... and she thinks it is insurance against any other woman getting in your pants.

[Jun-chan]

Not as of lately. But when I was a kid I would wear one of my mom's dresses and admire myself in the bathroom mirror. Only for her to come home and me still being in the bathroom wearing her dress. I couldn't leave the bathroom until I was sure it was safe to go out and hope she wouldn't notice a dress missing in the meantime.

Looking back at it buying my own clothes in quite a relief.

[Kiera79]

As you ladies know I have been dressing for a while without a wig. Anyhoo I wa on my way to see a friend this past Friday evening and had to stop to take a bathroom break. When I got to the rest area all was quiet now I was dressed down, low rise skinny jeans(stretch), a bcbg black top, nice push up bra, and 4.5" closed toe heels. So here I am coming out of the bathroom and to my surprise it was I know ten cars out in the parking lot with a family traveling together. So hear I am walking to my car looking fly and clip cloping down the steps and all eyes on me. So hows that for a oh no moment. It felt invigorating though. I got in my car and laughed about it later.

[carolinoakland]

First time I bowled in a skirt I had my highest league play score...I am on a league too.

[Schatten Lupus]

Haven't had any "oh no" moments while dressed. I've had them in other situations though, and one of those occasions I thought I was going to go to jail.

[Teri Jean]

Going to the family doctor to get a referal to a gender theraapist and finding the doc has an assistant (student intern). Then after agreeing to let the assistant sit in finding she is a drop dead gorgeous lady.

She then interviews me before the doctor and asked if there was anything special I wanted to talk with the doctor about. OH NO her we go! That was a year ago. Today I am 24-7 for 8 months.

[Chickhe]

how about, just relaxing spending some fem time and all of a sudden everything starts to shake? It took me a few seconds to realize what was happening, but I just experienced a real earthquake, it lasted about a minute and everything was rattling... was thinking oh oh... what if I have to exit the building?... no more hiding for neighbors I would guess.

[DonnaT]

Back in 1976, first time out fully dressed, went for a walk. Came back to the Apartment, and the landlady was watching me go in. She was knocking on the door soon thereafter, as she wanted to complain about our dog. Record change and makeup removal.

In 1987, while driving to work, I was wearing heels and a short skirt. Got a flat tire. Quick change alongside the Interstate.

A few years ago I was showing my mother and one of my brothers pictures on my new camera. Forgot one was of me, until it suddenly popped up on the tv screen. Luckily, my brother had just left the room. My mom didn't recognize it was me, but I did come out to her and she took it very well.

Last week, lounging in my nightie watching tv one morning, the neighbor came knocking. She couldn't see me from the door, but if I got up she'd be able to. But she didn't go away, and instead kept trying to get me to answer the door. Seems like 5 minutes passed when she finally turned to leave. I ran upstairs and put on some slacks, then back down to open the door. She was headed towards her truck and saw me. Part of one of my trees fell on her house.

[JulieC]

A plausible explaination for wearing panties when away from your SO is she asked you to wear them to remind you of her... and she thinks it is insurance against any other woman getting in your pants.

First half of that crossed my mind too. The second half is brilliant :)

There's been a number of dates I've gone on that I specifically didn't underdress, thinking things might progress further than they had before that evening. I've also intentionally underdressed when spending time with someone I didn't want to fool around with. Good self antidote ;)

[Linda St. John]

Me too Chickhe, I was holding on to my rum & coke dressed in a camisole and short shorts pretending I wasn't in while my elderly neighbour was knocking on the door wondering what was happening. I know I shoud have been in Marin County with my son !! They hardly have any quakes there:heehee:

[Victoria Anne]

okay there have been several but this was a goodie some 27 years ago I had been out hiking in the mountains , and let me spare you yes it was a stupid thing to do. I was at that time breeding rattlers and wow there on a rock was abeautiful southern pacific rattler probably not more than 4 months old with perfect markings so what did I do ... you guessed it went up the hilside to get him and welllong story short he bite twice befor I could get out of the way . One hell of a way to discover you are allergic to anti-venom ! okay I was able to get to the car and get help I was in and out of conciousness even through the life flight but I managed to come to in the ER just in time for the nurse to remove my clothing and yes I was wearing pink hip huggers and pantyhose. During my 3 day stay in the hospital I recieved more than one interesting look from the nurses.

[Jenniferca]

I recently bought two pair of eyeglasses. One for the guy who lives here and the other for Jennifer. The fem pair is very feminine (Sophia Loren designers).

Most of the time around the house I'm wearing the feminine glasses. The other day I left the house in drab except for one thing...You guessed it. I'm driving down the road 10 miles from home almost to my destination and looking in the rear view mirror, I see these glasses...EEEEK!! OHH-NOOOO!

I wore them into the stores...got a few looks but no one said anything. I now have another pair in the glove compartment in case I ever do it again.

I have nightmares about doing that and getting to the golf course and one of my buddies says something like..."Wooo Nice Glasses!":wyla:

Jennifer

[tgirl2b]

A long time ago I was going home after work In Austin Tx. I got in my car and was under dressed In pantyhose and a girdle I got about 2 blocks and got pulled over for a broken tail light.When the cop ran my license he found out I had a bounced check warrant from a few years before I didn't know about. They haled me into the police station booked me frisked me and put me in a cell with another guy I got the top bunk for the night. slipped off my hose & girdle and stuffed them inside a small hole in the mattress . The next day saw the judge got fined 300 bucks and got released. I was so scared some one was going to find out in jail and get beat up or worse. who ever got that cell next got a good girdle and hose .

[Leslie Langford]

Back in March, I returned one dress that I had bought at at Sears and exchanged another one for a size smaller. I had purchased both the week before in drab; this time I was doing the return/exchange en femme.

When I handed the cashier my VISA card and she tried to call up my account, she appeared puzzled when the name that came up on her screen was my wife's name, and not the one on my credit card (mine is somewhat unusual, and while it does not actually scream "male", it wouldn't necessarily be taken for a female one either). I instinctively blurted out "That's my wife's name", and as soon as those words left my mouth it was almost like watching a car wreck happen in slow motion. Funny thing though - I made a quick recovery when she nonchalantly answered "Oh, that's your wife's name?" and then proceeded to get my particulars to update the account while not even batting an eye. Then again, since same-sex marriages are legal in Canada, maybe she just thought that we were a committed lesbian couple.

Anyway, the rest of the transaction went smoothly from that point onwards, and she politely wished me a good day at the end of it without any further questions, comments, or even the hint of smirk (or even worse, a disapproving scowl). I guess that proves yet again that when it comes to the retail industry, we CDer's have almost become mainstream and valued customers in our own right as more and more of us dare to venture out in public without guilt or shame (and of course, help the merchants stay afloat with our hard-earned $ in this challenging economy ).

[kellycan27]

I was out having some fun with some of my g/f's here in Las Vegas and we had had a few drinks. We decided to go to Circus Circus and go bungy jumping. I was wearing jeans, a tank top and strapless bra. I jumped from the platform and when I hit bottom my boobs popped out of my bra and out the top of my tank. It was was night so I don't think anyone saw, but it was pretty funny.

[Shelly67]

A couple of years ago I recieved a Sony Psp for christmas . Fab toy - well it was until I'd loaded some pictures of me on it dressed . I then stupidly thought I'd erased them , and the thing seemed to develope a fault . Now my kid brothers brilliant with all things computer related so he kindly offered to sort it out . He linked it to his pc , lo and behold the first thing that came up was my picture . He sat there staring , I stood behind him mortified . My only excuse was it just a bit of a lark with my wife . I was so embaressed , stuttering .... Then he erased em off the Psp , and promised to never approach the subject again . He remains true to his word ( I think he must have informed his wife) as I've had remarks made about my appearance , plucked eyebrows shaven arms ect but then again so did a few work mates .......

Another concrete moment , about 5 weeks ago stood downstairs at the front door - theres a mirror there . I was wearing a black pvc tight dress adjusting my make up in the mirror when I heard a noise . The blinds by the door were slightly open and there stood the postman delivering mail . I turned and he met my gaze . He very quickly looked away and then marched off .......