Oops!

[coco8132]

Something funny/maddening happened today. I L-O-V-E my silicone breast forms. They are amazing. I wear them to bed nightly. Adore waking up to the feel of having breasts.Take them off if I have to leave the house, or expect company. This morning, I took them off, just placed them and the bra I was wearing, on my dresser. Went down to to the kitchen.Having breakfast, I turn around and my dog is carrying a breast in his mouth! It is punctured beyond repair. Had to throw them out. Sad sad day.

[Jenny Doolittle]

Oh no!!!! Bad doggy!

[RachelDenise]

Bad dog! Bad dog! :brokenheart:

[Tina P Hose]

The dog, just wanted to be part of you, bad dog, but good dog, I love dogs.

[Annaliese2010]

I'm sorry but that is so gd funny... lmao... no disrespect tho and really, it's too bad cuz i know theyre xpensive. meanwhile, i could care less bout mine. the great inequities of life go on. i'd fcing give em to u if u cant afford to replace them - but that wld be quite impractical & requires more trust than i'll ever have. anyways, hope it works out for ya. dogs are fun funny and nutty but...awww, i think i wanna get me a pooch someday.

[Danielle Gee]

That reminds me of a similar story. When I was in grade school, I rode the 5-6 blocks to school on my bike. I had to use a rag each morning to wipe the dew off the seat, and my mom always kept me a rag handy for that purpose.

One morning as I arrived at the bike rack I noticed all of the children looking behind me and laughing!!! My Black Lab was standing there with a pair of my "tighty-Whiteys" in his mouth and his tail wagging furiously. Apparently he thought I'd forgotten them!!!

Thanks for your great story!!

Danelle:eek:

[eluuzion]

Sounds suspicious... I would unzip the cover of his dog bed and see if you find any other evidence of cross-dressing. Has he been lying about where he goes? How about his eyebrows...are they plucked? :love:

[Maryesther M.]

Must be quite a big dog to have reached your forms on the dressing table.

Sad day indeed, as they are the most expensive item to replace, but so important that you'll manage it very soon, I'm sure.

[Kate Jennings]

Did you throw out the Dog or the Breastform? lol

[carrie-ann]

Sorry the funny stories we share. It bet GG's don't have that problem LOL. How funny.

[PretzelGirl]

Had to throw them out. Sad sad day.

Oooo, I'm so sorry. It is tough to lose the expensive things. I had a near miss once and it got my attention.


Sounds suspicious... I would unzip the cover of his dog bed and see if you find any other evidence of cross-dressing. Has he been lying about where he goes? How about his eyebrows...are they plucked? :love:

Wouldn't he need eight of them? :eek:

[AKAMichelle]

You just learned care of breast forms 101 the hard way. Keep out of reach of bad dogs. :D

[coco8132]

Thank you all for your comments. Yes he is a big dog, a golden retriever. I will get another pair soon,in fact I'd been meaning to get a bigger pair. As for my pup's reasoning for doing that, I'd bet he was trying to curtail my habit!

[SandraAbsent]

Its just a good thing he didnt put a hole in them while you had them on!

[Cheryl T]

Maybe there is something you don't know about your dog...:eek:

[Tina P Hose]

or maybe just maybe, the dog is jealous of the time that you dress when you can be giving the dog attention. I love dogs. Don't mean anything about anything I am just trying to think like the dog.:drink:

[BLUE ORCHID]

Hi Coco

Thats like the seen in the movie where the dog walks into
the family room full of party guests with one of the
womans sex toys in his mouth.

Orchid