A Bit of Humor

[Danielle Gee]

I've shared this with a couple of my girlfriends, and I thought "WTH, there is probably a couple of Ladies who need a laugh (or maybe a chuckle)

Anyway, this is my memoery of a conversation between my Sweetie and me last evening......

The scene: Danielle and her Sweetie sitting on the couch watching a 2 1/2 men episode for the 100th time

Sweetie: "Isn't Friday your birthday"?

Danielle: "Yes Dear"

Sweetie: "You'll be 60 right"?

Danielle: "Yes Dear"

(a few minutes pass)

Sweetie: "What size panties do you wear"?

Danielle: "why are you gonna get me some"?

Sweetie: "Just wondering, how many pairs do you have?

Danielle:"10 or 12 I guess"

Sweetie: "That's more than I have"

(a few more minutes pass)

Sweetie: "What size bra do you wear"?

Danielle: "A 38b, why are you gonna buy me one"?

Sweetie: "Just wondering, how many do you have?

Danielle: "I guess 8 or 10"

Sweetie: "8 or 10, that's more than most real women own............Noooooooo, I believe I'll buy you something MACHO like a fishing pole or a shotgun"

Danielle: "Yes Dear"

Danielle:love:

[kimdl93]

I'd take the shotgun, but hold out for a nice skirt :)

[Inna]

:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:

[Joy3]

Sure was good for a laugh sweetie.
Joy

[Leyna]

I'd hold out for power tool. A pink circular saw would be awesome!

:D

[Billijo49504]

The sad truth is I'm one of those with 40 some bras and over a hundred panties.:drink: But I got 5 shotguns and 4 or 5 fish poles:tongueout...BJ

[Madilyn A.]

Danielle,

I wish I could have been there when you and Sweetie realized the dialogue you had both spoken. This dialogue could have come from any of a number of sit-coms ! But I'm sure you have enough fishing rods and shotguns. But one can never have enough french maids outfits. So speak up. lol !! .....Madilyn:hugs: