Thing you shouldn't do

[LizaPond]

Here are a few" no-no's" when CD:
1) Don't spit
2) Don't yell out the window of the car when someone cuts you off
3) If something itches---don't even scratch it.
4) Don't pick your nose while sitting at a traffic light (or any where)
5) Don't use the mens room
6) DON"T EVEN TRY -----------DANCING
7) Don't strattle left and right as you walk
8) Don't say things like "hey dude" or "what's up"
9) Don't dress your fantasy like a mini skirt, big- huge boobs, giant heals
10) Don't wear make-up in a bar with a black light

Do you have a few?

Liza

[Ze]

Hi Liza. You were waaaaay off base with the correct location for your thread (you were in the FtM picture section), so I've moved it to the proper place.

[aliceeliot]

1. Don't do a 'Bambi' in those high heels you've always wanted.
2. Don't rub your eyes and ruin the mascara you've just spent half an hour perfecting.
3. Don't 'adjust' yourself at the bar.
4. Don't forget to remove the mascara before you go into work tomorrow.......
5. Don't go sunbathing with obvious bra-lines.
6. Don't show everyone at work your sports injuries with shaved legs and bright red toe nails
7...........don't tell that stunning lass at work that Maybelline is better than Avon......

[Tina P Hose]

If you look like me don't go out..lol..It is a work in progress...

[Kathryn Martin]

1. Don't do a 'Bambi' in those high heels you've always wanted.
2. Don't rub your eyes and ruin the mascara you've just spent half an hour perfecting.
3. Don't 'adjust' yourself at the bar.
4. Don't forget to remove the mascara before you go into work tomorrow.......
5. Don't go sunbathing with obvious bra-lines.
6. Don't show everyone at work your sports injuries with shaved legs and bright red toe nails
7...........don't tell that stunning lass at work that Maybelline is better than Avon......

While I agree with you on most I always shaved my legs because I dislike bodyhair and everyone knows since I wear shorts at times on a casual day or when I don't see clients, and let me tell you I discuss female attire, makeup, hairstyles and all with my co-workers or even clients if the topic comes up. In fact, people at my office know I have great taste and can help at times in discussing clothes or make-up/hair issues.

[Kathryn Martin]

1.) don't dress age inappropriate;

2.) don't swear;

3.) don't hunch your shoulders;

4.) don't be aggressive be assertive;

5.) don't try too hard, be natural

[Niya W]

Hey make up in black light looks cool. I have stuff that makes my eyes and nails glow under a black light .

I have a friend that has inserts so her nipples glow in a black light.

[Joan_CD]

1. Always wear clean underwear (every mom says that!!!!!!!!!)

[Persephone]

Don't even think of blowing your nose when wearing makeup.

Don't make slurping noises with your straw or when eating soup.

Don't get into a burping contest.

Don't "pass gas" anyplace except your own bathroom at home.

Don't sneeze so hard that your wig flies off.

And NEVER leave the seat up!

[AKAMichelle]

Gosh there are so many rules. I never was good at following the rules so don't anybody get offended when I break one of them. Cause I will especially if ya'll create enough of them.

[Lorileah]

The correct title should be "Things I won't do" not things you shouldn't do. Many are correct for male and female but many are also pure subjective on the poster's part.

Funny thing is many are actually done by GG's now. So if the point is these will 'out' you...it is likely NOT doing some will make you stand out.

[t-girlxsophie]

All good points to remember there,one thing though I actually dance better as a girl,free of Inhibitions that being male brings,dancing in drab I just look Daft

:hugs:Sophie x

[AllieSF]

1. Do not follow other people's lists of what not to do!

1. Do follow your own instincts and learn from your own mistakes.

[Fab Karen]

If you think beige & silver go together, do not dress without someone helping you. ( see, Lori's right, this applies to GG's as well )

[LizaPond]

Pretty strong comment Allie, were just fooling around making light of everyday issues. hummmmm

[Phyliss]

When out and about in the local shopping mall and you spot a good looking "honey" DO NOT, stare, ogle or drool. Ladies just don't do that.

When in the restroom, DO NOT, stare, ogle or drool when the good looking gal next to you adjusts her bra and checks to see if her butt looks good. Keep applying your lippy and be gone from there.

If "out" with your GF, SO, or some other RG don't hold the car door for her. Girls just don't do that. Same goes for sitting at a restaurant. Don't hold her chair.

[Kate Simmons]

Uh-oh, guess I flunked. I'm guilty of everything you said except for #'s 4 & 9.:heehee:

[Sammy777]

Here are a few things to not do and a few to do.

When in a skirt/dress please keep those legs together. :heehee:

Make up and a manicure do not go with .99 cent buffalo wing night.

When eating, bring the food to your mouth, not your face to the plate.
Woman do not slouch over their plate and take time to eat.

Don't order the lobster on your first date. :lol:

Always sit, never stand in the bathroom.

It's OK to appreciate a beautiful woman in the room.
It's not OK to "Check her out", lol

Do not do the "guy nod" hello, you know what I mean, lol.

Woman will usually extend their hands palm down,
not sideways when greeting someone.

Don't scratch anything below the waist, lol.

Don't "down" a drink, sip it.

If you are drinking a beer from a bottle/can, use a glass.
Its just classier, and a good rule for the guys too.

Try using just two fingers [plus your thumb, lol] to hold a drink.

Hands in lap or at side, no elbows on the table/bar.

Pockets: keep your hands out of the front ones.
It is ok however to put both of them in your back pockets if you want.

Pockets are mostly for looks, keep stuff out of them, that is what your purse is for, lol.

Guys shout across a room, woman wave.

Jewelry, sometimes less is really more.
Same goes for makeup, lol.

If you look in the mirror and think "this dress/skirt might be too short." then it probably is, lol

2-3" heels can be just as cute/sexy as 5" heels and are a lot easier to walk in.

Stocking/Thigh Hi tops shouldn't been seen in public, unless its Halloween or ****ty schoolgirl night where your going.

It may be tuff for some I know, but try your best to lose the man t-shirt tan lines on your arms. talk about a dead giveaway.

I hope you had fun reading these and maybe actually found a few useful. :D

[Rianna Humble]

I actually dance better as a girl, free of Inhibitions that being male brings, dancing in drab I just look Daft

I don't even need to dance in order to look daft :heehee:

[Susan4]

When sitting anywhere ... driving a car, at the pool, in an armchair or on the couch ... try to occupy the least amount of space -- with your arms in particular. Guys tend to spread their wings ... women tend to keep them closer to the body.

Work on your man hands (if you have them) ... use lotion as often as you can and (especially) if you wear nail polish, shave the hair off your hands and wrist.

[Ze]

When out and about in the local shopping mall and you spot a good looking "honey" DO NOT, stare, ogle or drool. Ladies just don't do that.

When in the restroom, DO NOT, stare, ogle or drool when the good looking gal next to you adjusts her bra and checks to see if her butt looks good.

I've got one word for you, missy: lesbians. :D

[Katheryn]

Here are a few" no-no's" when CD:
1) Don't spit

Grandma does when she's having a chaw on the back porch


2) Don't yell out the window of the car when someone cuts you off

True. Just show the other driver how pretty your manicure is on your middle finger.


3) If something itches---don't even scratch it.

It's why women's baseball never caught on.


4) Don't pick your nose while sitting at a traffic light (or anywhere else)

Yeah, those inch long acryllics are like daggers.


5) Don't use the men's room

Unless you're looking for a man.


6) DON"T EVEN TRY -----------DANCING

I don't even do that in drab!


9) Don't dress your fantasy like a mini skirt, big- huge boobs, giant heels

Always save that look for the apres-bar.


10) Don't wear make-up in a bar with a black light

Is that why everyone was staring?

Kate

[Rachelyorkcd]

Always wear knickers!

[Phyliss]

I've got one word for you, missy: lesbians. :D

It's NOT "missy" it's MADAM .... I'm old enough to warrant that title.

[Ze]

It's NOT "missy" it's MADAM .... I'm old enough to warrant that title.

And here I was worried that would be insulting. :tongueout

[Fab Karen]

I've got one word for you, missy: lesbians. :D
And our shy little Ze asks women to rub their cleavage against him :heehee:

[Frédérique]

Here are a few" no-no's" when CD:
Do you have a few?

My dainty list:

1. Don’t sit with your legs wide apart…
2. Don’t look at wig catalogs in the waiting room…
3. Don’t wear a dress in Wal-Mart. You’ll stick out…
4. Don’t dress your fantasy? Mine is an English teacher…
5. Don’t fail to attend to your skirt…
6. Don’t dismiss impossible dreams…:naughty
7. Don’t dress at odds with your decade (or century)…
8. Don’t forget to bring a hanky…
9. Don’t be like everyone else…
10. Don’t sweat. GLOW…:doh:
11. Don’t be cruel. You’re missing the point…

[Faith_G]

Freddy, I love you! :hugs:

I am living proof of your rule #6! :happy:

Those are all wonderful guidelines, especially 6, 9, and 11.