simpsonfan5
09-27-2010, 04:09 PM
About two days ago I had some shorts on and my wife, who never has pockets, stuffed half her makeup into one of the pockets. Forgetting all about it, I grabbed the shorts this morning and headed for work, and while sitting on the ground reading a book, a girl sat next to me and set her book down to my right.
She chatted with her friend to her right and as she reached for her book she looked down, then at me, and asked "are those yours?"
I looked down and saw a tube of mascera, a thing of eyeshadow, and an eyeliner pencil on the floor which had fallen out of my pocket...
"Yeah those are mine" I said as I scooped them back into my shorts and when about reading...but the look out of the corner of my eye made me laugh inside...
She remembered I was married within a second or 2, but if only she knew!
She chatted with her friend to her right and as she reached for her book she looked down, then at me, and asked "are those yours?"
I looked down and saw a tube of mascera, a thing of eyeshadow, and an eyeliner pencil on the floor which had fallen out of my pocket...
"Yeah those are mine" I said as I scooped them back into my shorts and when about reading...but the look out of the corner of my eye made me laugh inside...
She remembered I was married within a second or 2, but if only she knew!