Nature's Calling Finally Happened Today & I Had The Strangest Conversation Ever

[Traci Elizabeth]

Until today, I have always been able to hold off using the "Woman's" restroom when out and about, or have found one that was unisex.

Well today, after grocery shopping at Walmart for far longer than I expected, I was standing in one of the LONG check out lines when I just could not wait another second. I looked up and YEP, right in front of me was the MAIN Restrooms in the center of the front of the store.

I grabbed my purse and asked the older gentleman in front of me if he could keep an eye on my cart.

I walk up to the Restrooms and turned right to enter the Woman's hoping that I would be the only one in there. No such luck!

All three stalls were occupied, and a lady was standing waiting for the next opening. As soon as I got up behind her, she swung around and looked me directly in the eyes and this is what transpired:

Lady: "Can I ask you something?"
Traci: "Sure!"
Lady: "How can I get a Big Ass?"
Traci: (after doing a double take & asking myself, did I just hear what I thought I heard?) "Excuse me."
Lady: "How can I get a Big Ass?"

Well, at that exact moment one of the three stalls became open and she immediately went in (Whew!).

My turn came just a few seconds later. I thought to myself, I have got to beat this woman and get out of here before she does.

No such luck!

She flushes first. I should have just stayed in my stall until I knew she was gone but I had an old man watching my full cart, and I was sure it was getting close for my turn at the register.

So I pulled my tight long jeans up, grabbed my purse off the inside door hook, and out I come almost knocking the "Lady" over.

Lady: "So do you have any ideas how I can have a Big Ass?"
Traci: (biting my tongue) "Why do you want a large BUTT"?
Lady: "I am trying to get a Halloween costume together and I want to have a really large ass in my costume."
Traci: "Have you tried the Intimate Apparel section?"
Lady: "Yes, there was nothing there."
Traci: (I just shrugged my shoulders, and turned the palm of my hands up above my head)
Lady: "Well don't you have any other ideas?"
Traci: (wondering if I slipped when I walked into the woman's restroom and hit my head, and was now delirious) "Have you tried the fabric section?"
Lady: "They don't have a fabric section anymore since they remolded the store!"
Traci: "Sorry, I have no other suggestions. I have a cart out there that I have to get back too. Sorry."

I then washed my hands, paper towel dried them, and double-stepped out of there (she remained).

I walk right up to the checkout immediately in from of the Restrooms, and the old man was paying for his purchases.

Relieved that this weird encounter was over, and thinking to myself, that I would NEVER forget my FIRST TIME IN THE WOMAN"S BATHROOM AT WALMART!

I was bent over with my back to the cashier pulling items out of my cart when someone taps me on my shoulder. I turned around, and to my dismay it was ~HER~. (I am thinking you have got to be kidding me!)

Lady: "I know what I am going to do.. (then silence)."
Traci: "What's that?"
Lady: "I am going to the toy section and find a large rubber or sponge ball and cut it in half. That will work to give me a large ass."
Traci: (while looking down at her real butt) "Yes that just might work. Good-luck! The cashier is waiting on me to put more items on the conveyor belt. Have fun."

I closed my eyes, held my breath, then re-opened them "Oh Sweet Jesus" she was gone.

Up until that "LADY", my entire day shopping was totally uneventful, and I had several conversions with employees in Home Depot, the Asian Market, Pets Mart, Target, and a couple of clerks in Walmart. Every one was very friendly, and I was just blending in with all the other women. Before leaving the house, I had put a lot of flipped up waves in my natural hair, did a really great job on my make-up, and dressed nice. I walked around the stores very assured and smiling.

But what will go into my Transiting Journal for Wednesday, 10.13.10. ?

While standing inside the Woman's Restroom, Lady confronts me with "HOW CAN I GET A BIG ASS!"

Was this an OMEN, was she a Lost Spirit, was she the Bathroom Demon from Hell, or did I just an hysterical event to tell my grandchildren about someday?

I just had to share this tonight!

[Kaitlyn Michele]

i hope she gets the ass of her dreams!! great story!!

[7sisters]

I'm laughing and laughing. Hahaha. This is the best story. What was she going dressed as... I wonder!

[Pattie O]

Was she being sarcastic and making indirect suggestions that you may need to get a bigger ass?? Just a thought.

[Melody Moore]

Hahahaha, that really was a funny butt story.

But on a serious note, has anyone else felt the need to go pee more often since starting HRT?

I use to be able to hold my liquids really well before, but I notice that since starting HRT I have to go
relieve myself a lot more often and I don't seem to have anywhere near as much urine as I had before.

I know GGs have to relieve themselves quite often because they have smaller bladders
than males, so does anyone know if the bladder shrinks when you are on HRT? This also
makes it more necessary to use public restrooms. We don't have unisex restrooms, so its
either the Mens or Ladies - it would look odd if I walked in the Mens, so I use the ladies all
the time now with no problems & without anyone laying funny butt jokes on me... thank God! LOL

[Traci Elizabeth]

I'm laughing and laughing. Hahaha. This is the best story. What was she going dressed as... I wonder!


Well, I tell you one gal who was not going to find out!




Hahahaha, that really was a funny butt story.

But on a serious note, has anyone else felt the need to go pee more often since starting HRT?


Actually the opposite has occurred with me. My prostrate gland has shrunk quite a bit and now I can hold longer and longer but when I do go, it's like a busted dam emptying the entire reservoir behind it. And it just keeps coming and coming and coming at more force than I can ever remember.



Was she being sarcastic and making indirect suggestions that you may need to get a bigger ass?? Just a thought.

I think not as I walked up from behind her then she swung around and immediately started talking.



i hope she gets the ass of her dreams!! great story!!

Kaitlyn, isn't it funny how real life situations can often be funnier than had it been scripted!

[Persephone]

L.m.a.o.!!!!

[Phyliss]

There are some postings of adventures that, to be kind, seem "too good to be true"

This has GOT to be absolutely the best I've read yet. You just can't "make this stuff up"
The "luck" of having to go at exactly the time of standing in a long checkout line, is something I can relate to. (seems like the cashier has ESP and wants to torture you, they go slower)
The particular store you were in has some sort of mystical power to attract all kinds

I guess on a positive note, you totally passed with her, but then she was more worried about how to get a bigger butt than "clocking" you

[Sally24]

You should have directed her to the freezer section for several gallons of the Premium Ice Creams! LOL

If she stalks you again, just send her to the pillow department for some foam.

What a funny day!

[Gerrijerry]

Best story I have heard so far. Oh I totally believe that it happened. Still laughing.

[BreenaDion]

PRICELESS. welcome to the world of womenhood. Get used to it honey it only gets better.
Love the story and thankyou
Love Breena,

[gretchen2]

Life is so bizzare.

[Traci Elizabeth]

You should have directed her to the freezer section for several gallons of the Premium Ice Creams! LOL



I sure wish I would have thought of that at the time! :lol2:

[Chari]

Great story! Hope "the lady" didn't follow you home to come back on Halloween to show you her "big ass" costume! Many thanx for sharing.

[AndreaS]

Yes, WalMart is not the type of place that I'd want to have to go to the bathroom when dressed enfemme. Have you ever seen any pics of the "People of WalMart?" Your "ass" lady sounds like she would fit right in.

[ShellyMadison78]

That is totally priceless! Is it a full moon out there? The way she seemed to hound you for advice like that....on your first trip into the womens room no less. Don't be offended by my next question...but...Do you have a BIG ASS? That's the only thing I could think of by her singling you out like that and not asking any of the other ladies roaming about.

I would've told her to stop by McD's on her way out......
Thanks for the laugh!
Shelly

[Traci Elizabeth]

Don't be offended by my next question...but...Do you have a BIG ASS?


I WISH! At 136# and 5' 7" the one area I could use more mass is my "ass!"


HEY, I do have one question for you gals.. how the heck do you keep that micro fine tissue seat cover in place after you pull it out of the box and gently place it down?

Just lowering your pants is enough disturbance to the confined air space to send that damn thing sailing off or sinking into the water! Help, help, HELP! :bonk:

[Jorja]

LOL, great story!
You girls could have traded tips, bigger ass tips for micro fine tissue seat cover tips. :D

[Chickhe]

Some people really do have a few loose fasteners in their head.... good thing she didn't follow you home... I think I would have told her to eat a lot of bonbons. One Valentines day, I was shopping for chocolates for my wife at Walmart (in drab) and a woman started talking to me telling me what was good, where the best price was etc etc...in tones like she was my best friend... it was really odd, later I was thinking she may have been hitting on me. That funny interaction cheered me up though as I was feeling a bit down earlier in the day.

[CharleneCD]

Fantastic story. I could imagine finding myself in that type of situation.

What is funny is that while you have said you are always able to hold it in while in public, all the times I have been out I just never have to go. Its like my body shuts down pee production. Tons of planning for how to handle myself if I need to go and then nothing.

[Trystan]

I think you forgot to tell her something........... she will need a hole to go along with that costume to completer her look lol

[7sisters]

I'm very much happier for all these cutely crazy ladies like this shopper. Some people never let go of the child in them. It's a treasure knowing them! I keep reading this story again and again. LOL

[Teri Jean]

Traci that has to be near if not the top of the weird questions anywhere. Although it was at Walmart, I sho9p there more than I want to admit but still I would find it more understandable than let's say Nordstroms. Very funny.

Teri

[Faith_G]

Wow, what a crazy story! But the fact that she was comfortable with you being in the ladies room says a lot, you obviously fit your role. :)

I hope your next trip to the ladies room is less eventful!

[donnalee]

There are a lot of lonely people out there. They may be a little off, but basically we all need some kind of human contact. There is one woman who frequents a local grocery we have been shopping at for over 20 years; she has been there every time for about the last 10. She must be in there every day and confines her attentions to the staff, who treat her with kindness and tolerance; I think she's found a second home there. Those kind of contacts can be a bit scary, but "mostly harmless"(Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy).

[Rianna Humble]

I wonder what she would say if she knew she was the butt of our jokes?:eek:

[Traci Elizabeth]

I wonder what she would say if she knew she was the butt of our jokes?:eek:



Well if she ever read these comments then maybe I ought to go back to Walmart & look for her and befriend her. But something just tells me she will never read this thread. So I am safe. That is unless she is someone like who Donna Lee describes. In that case she may be out there trying to befriend me.

But (no pun intended) there is one thing for sure, I will NEVER forget her or my first Walmart public Woman's restroom experience.

Look at it this way, my first Walmart restroom trip could have been totally uneventful, and it would have easily been forgotten months or years down the road. Now, thanks to "her" I have a memory that I shall never forget. In truth, I ought to feel indebted to her.

[pamela_a]

I've had more than a few conversions in the ladies room but nothing even close to that. This was priceless.



But on a serious note, has anyone else felt the need to go pee more often since starting HRT?
Melody, if are on spironolactone then it's entirely probably you need to void more often. Spiro is a potassium sparing diuretic and it's primary use is for hypertension. The anti-androgen affect is not it's primary use.

[Melody Moore]

Melody, if are on spironolactone then it's entirely probably you need to void more often. Spiro is a potassium sparing diuretic and it's primary use is for hypertension. The anti-androgen affect is not it's primary use.
No, Im on Androcur.