you know your a crossdresser when...

[Wendy me]

complete this.. you know your a crossdresser when........

[SKINNYGIRL]

You know you're a crossdresser when your freshly shaven legs are smoother, silkier, and shinier than your wife's!

[parris james]

you know your a crossdresser when...you think to yourself I would look so much better in this uniform in 5 inch spikes and a reall lacey bra :D

[Natalie x]

When you spend six hours a day here

When you find yourself browsing a handbag stall for a new one to match those shoes you just saw in the window which would just go perfectly with that dress you fancied in the mail-order catalogue that came with your order for a handbag you really, really loved in an advert in a woman's magazine

When you realize that you are looking more at what that woman is wearing than at the woman herself

When it takes you more than an hour and a half to get ready to go out

[Melissa Ryan]

When you 'giggle' in your posts on this forum :D GIGGLE!!

[Wendy me]

you know your a crossdresser when your totaly supprized your fav. store has a mens deparment and you never knew....

[Deidra Cowen]

When every pretty GG you see comes under close scrutiny for their makeup, cloths and overall look...and good ideas are mentally noted for possible future use. :rolleyes:

[michellejean]

when you do not like putting on mens clothes and shoes. you say to your self DAMN IT WORLD ,,,,,,I WANT TO DRESS AS A WOMAN

[Toyah]

You have more girly clothes than your SO and still borrow hers:D

[Jonien]

When shirts are on the floor of the wardrobe to make space for a new dress

[Holly]

your panties (sorry Tristen) take up more room that the "tightie whities" in your drawers

[Tristen Cox]

You know you're a crossdresser when you have only girlfriends and they're all guys :eek:

[HTGurl GG]

Tristen :clap: :lol:

Excellent!

ME

[ChristineRenee]

You have...and use...more feminine products that your wife does!:p

[Emily Ann Brown]

....when you find yourself in line at a convenience store behind a beautiful braless well endowed female and you spend the opportunity trying to read the label hanging out of her top to see where it came from because it would look so awesome with some shoes and a skirt you have.


And NO, I did not find myself doing this last week (giggle giggle).....


Emily Ann

[Emily Ann Brown]

OKAY, I resemble that remark !


Emily Ann

[Sophie_A]

You know your a crossdresser when all your items on ebay are shoes, and clothes.

You also know you are a cross dresser when you look at gg girls in the street with envy.

[Rachael Warren]

When you find yourself reaching for a skirt and heels first thing in the morning.

Rachael.

[Toyah]

When you nearly break your neck walking down stairs with your new 6 inch heels

[JocelynG]

you know your a crossdresser when you are dressed up when posting and reading in the forum like I am right now ;)

[Katrina]

You know you're a crossdresser when you have only girlfriends and they're all guys :eek:

That's awesome! Giggle...

How about: if your SO complains that her fingernails are shorter than yours...

[Wendy me]

when you sit around and think up silly threads to post ....or respond to them....

[Colibri]

You know your a crossdresser when your postman knows you by two names! :p

[Jenny Beth]

You know you're a crossdresser when your wife asks to borrow your purse.

[robin/rjs]

The neighbours 6 year old daughter ask her mom if she could go play in the nice Ladymans yard, I alomst fell out. Too Good :)

[Trinity_cat]

You know......blah blah

When your fav. little teddy isn't a cuddly toy.

[Natalie x]

....when you find yourself in line at a convenience store behind a beautiful braless well endowed female and you spend the opportunity trying to read the label hanging out of her top to see where it came from because it would look so awesome with some shoes and a skirt you have.


And NO, I did not find myself doing this last week (giggle giggle).....


Emily Ann
Yes, right, Em, so what you were doing was READING THE LABEL, not staring at her nipples. Okay, if you say so. No, I'm not saying anything, honest. :p

[Shelly Preston]

You know your a crossdresser when your wife asks why you look better in her clothes than she does, and you spend all your shopping time in the female department

[Tiffy]

When your neighbor walks across the yard screaming that there was mail in her mail box with your last name on it. But the first name is of a girl she has never heard of. (April)

April

[Jen_TGCD]

You know you are taking this CD thing too far... when you go shopping for guy clothes and can't remember your size!

[Jodie_Lynn]

... when your SO tells her friends that you buy all her clothes, they fit, and are stylish and in good taste.

:)

[LisaMcall]

--when you see a woman walking down the street in a mini skirt and you think; "I bet I would look good in that too"

Lisa

[jessbcuzz]

When you have more women's clothing than mens and that you have more than your wife/ggf.

[Lyn Ryan]

When there's lipstick on the rim of your glass......
When the toilet seat is always down........
when you always sit with your knees together......

[Priscilla1018]

You know you're a crossdresser when you have only girlfriends and they're all guys :eek:

HOW TRUE :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :lol:

[Jenny Beth]

When the clothing catalogues have a memory and always open in the bra section when you thumb through them.

[insearchofme]

When it takes you more than 5 minutes to figure out what kind of panties to wear each day.

[Katie Ashe]

... When U noticed a run in a ladies stockings at 40 paces.

:shh: Today was one of those times... 10 inches long from her heel to the back of the knee, Black Stockings, real thin run...

[Tristen Cox]

When you stop at a gas station to check your face in the restroom!

[kymmieLorain]

almost all of the above posts tell the truth about you. which it does :lol:

Also You have more panties and lingerie than your wife. :shh: :whistling:

You envy other girls not only for looks but there cloths. :cheer:


Kymmie

[Alayna]

When it takes you more than 5 minutes to figure out what kind of panties to wear each day.
Glad I'm not the only one:D

When you can't wait for your local mall to open the new 10,000 sq ft Dillard's

When you RECEIVE Victoria's Secret gift cards for x-mas

[gennee]

You know you are a CD when you walk straight to the ladies section and don't give mens clothes a second thought. :D



Gennee :)

[Phoebe Reece]

When you wear pantyhose more often than your wife and you do it because you want to, not because you feel you have to.

[CharleneCD]

your SO comes to you to borrow clothes and make up.

[Joanne_2003]

You know your a crossdresser when your wife makes you walk behind her in second hand clothing stores because you get all the sexiest lingerie before she can!

[Khriss]

all yer thoughts revolve around shoes (high heels),,but yer wearin' work boots, ankle deep in.............sawdust... or-

[Jen_TGCD]

You know you're a crossdresser when you have only girlfriends and they're all guys :eek:




:lol: It's been eight hours since I read this... and I'm still
LMAO ! ! ! :rotflmao:

Truth is always stranger and funnier... than fiction!!! :thumbsup:

[emmicd]

You know you're a crossdresser when your shopping excursions start and end in the juniors department everytime!

Emmi

[Jenny Beth]

[QUOTE=Jen_TGCD]:lol: It's been eight hours since I read this... and I'm still
LMAO ! ! ! :rotflmao:

Me too!

[Stephenie]

--when your SO ask you were her cute pink blouse is when she can't find it.

[GiniGirl]

I know I'm a crossdresser because...

There have been many, many instances in which I've seen a girl in public dressed in pantyhose, or a pretty dress, or a sexy bra that can definitely be seen under a sheer blouse... AND... I've rushed home IMMEDIATELY so that I could dress "just like her!"

[Gemma]

you know your a crossdresser when........your kids ask you for money and you reach for your purse

[ChristineRenee]

you know your a crossdresser when........your kids ask you for money and you reach for your purse:lol: Too funny Gemma!!:lol:

[kysmet]

you know your a crossdresser when........

Your GG roommates ask you how they look when they are going out.

The women you know and even the ones you don't are jealous of your nails.

Ericka Jean

[Maddie Knight]

When you see a gg in a top and think ' I'd look better in that'.

[Rachael Warren]

When you shop for a present for your wife, but see only things that appeal to you!

Rachael. ;)

[Dawn ML GG]

You now your a CD'er when your wife is always bothering you to borrow your shoes... :whistling ... That's me... :lol:

[susiej]

You know you're a crossdresser when:

-- At the beach, you have to wait an hour or so to take off your shirt until the bra-shaped impressions on your sides disappear.

-- You own far more uninflated 12" latex balloons than the average 10-year-old.

-- You see a gorgeous woman in a crowd and are consumed simultaneously by both lust and envy.

-- You have to be vigilant not to wiggle your tush when you walk from the parking lot to your "day job".

-- Choosing which of the two rest rooms you should enter requires some thought.

-- You can vary your cup size with your mood.

-- While reading the Victoria's Secret catalog, you check out the prices.

-- If guys whistle at you, you're delighted, even though you have absolutely no interest in guys.

-- You sometimes wish your mom had named you "Pat" or "Dale" so that your driving license wasn't such a problem.

-- Your dresses outnumber your footballs.

-- If some whacko reality show offered to pay you a million dollars if you could fasten a bra behind your back in 2 seconds, you'd win with 1/2 second to spare!

Hugs,
Susie

[Misty_VA]

You know your a crossdresser when:


when the wife borrows your new lipstick

Misty

[Kayla Smith]

You know that you are a CD when, you and your SO are out shopping and a store clerk comes and says"May I help you ladies" and you are dressed in "everyday mode".

Youe know that you are a CD when you have more make mup than your SO.

:love:

[Khriss]

-You search out and find- Crossdressers.com, and then realize you belong there- ..... (a personal observation) ..."K"

[KatsMeow]

Makes your day!

Danielle

[Lady Katherine]

oh my gosh yes! I'm being honest about being a crossdresser. Every morning, I think and wish about being a woman, about choosing something bright and classy to show off my feminine body. And, of yes, my body has always been like that, soft, unmuscular and girlish. It was made for women's clothes. I AM a girl!!!
:)

[Missy Anne]

You know you are a crossdresser when....

You are shopping for a pair of male pants and can't find any that suit you... and your wife looks at you and says "you know you really do look better in a skirt"!!

(Really happened a few weeks ago, and made my day)!

Missy Anne

[Joanne_'jojo']

you know you're... yada yada yada..

When the weekly flyers arrive you check Sears first to see if you can get 30% off that skirt, and the wife hands you the Home Depot 'cos those renovations arent going to wait forever.

Jojo.

[connie rotten]

you know you are a crossdresser when you go panty shopping while the Red Sox are playing in the World Series because you'll have all of the stores to yourself while everyone in town is watching baseball :p

[carson]

You have to dig through your women's clothes just to find something to wear to work.

Your eyebrows make your wife's look like Brezhnev's! :eek:

You take sadistic pleasure from strolling by all the Mommies down at the community pool because you know they hate you for your legs. =)

[CharleneCD]

-You search out and find- Crossdressers.com, and then realize you belong there- ..... (a personal observation) ..."K"

Oh yes, that one definitely fits.

[Deanna2]

When the weekly flyers arrive you check (pick a store name) first to see if you can get 30% off that skirt.

Jojo.

With apologies for changing the quote slightly, this has got to be me in recent times.

[tullyxxx]

complete this.. you know your a crossdresser when........you go shopping and look at ladies wear first and feel your stomach turning with delight at the feel of silk also when you get to point that you have 2 tell your wife even though it might not go down well but you cant help it love grace

[Robertacd]

You have to teach your wife how to do that thing where you remove your bra without taking your shirt off first.

[Kiera]

When.... you shave your legs more often than your girlfriends do... :eek:

... you do everything you can to make your butt and hips look BIGGER... :think:

[fionablack]

when you interupt your morning shave to dash down to the Television to see what the weather girl is wearing today.

[Amanda Leigh]

you have more female screennames on the internet than you do male :eek:

[Jenny Beth]

..........when the doorbell rings you can change into drab and answer the door in ten seconds flat!

[KELLYANN]

clicking thru channels on tv. even during a football game, you come across QVC and think, thats the cutist skirt. that might look good on me. ;)

[ladyfydiana]

You know you are a crossdresser when.......your mail box is full of Glamour ,Cosmo mags,womens lingerie and fashion catalogs. :D

[carson]

you have more female screennames on the internet than you do male :

:confused: We're supposed to be using a "screen name?" :think: :eek: Ahh, he he. Uhmm. Did I say Carson? Ha Ha! What I meant to say was Samantha! :whistle:

[Jodie_Lynn]

...when you see a GG on the street and want to ask her where she got that skirt (or blouse, or shoes).

...When you see a GG on the street and want to tell her "Honey, that look doesn't suit you at all."
:rolleyes:

[Natalie x]

when you interupt your morning shave to dash down to the Television to see what the weather girl is wearing today.
:lol: So, so true! :lol:

[Jonien]

You know your a CD when you tell the receptionist where she can get her nails done

[Toyah]

--when your SO ask you were her cute pink blouse is when she can't find it.

Oh have soooo been there, and earings, skirts, perfume an so on an so forth

[Donna Delite]

You know you're a cd when you don't want to "do" the sexy women in makeup commercials, but you want to look like them. :rolleyes:

[Lisa Maren]

You know you're a CDer

* When you look at a photo of a beautiful girl and all you can think is "that lipstick looks horrible on her!"
* When you're dancing with a beautiful girl... and wishing you could be the one wearing the dress and pantyhose!
* When you gaze at a woman's butt... and you're admiring her skirt.
* When your favorite thing to wear is a pair of pantyhose... especially after freshly shaving your legs.
* When you stain your shirt with nail polish.
* When you're en drab but you'd still rather use a purse.
* When your favorite season changes from summer to winter because that's when you get to shave that awful body hair!
* When your favorite hairstyle is a french bun.
* When you need to pee and you have to pull up your dress, pull down your pantyhose, and sit down.
* When your boobs arrive in the mail.

Hugs,
Lisa

[Donna]

You know your a crossdresser when your postman knows you by two names! :p

Fabulous reply Colibri! Either you have a great imagination or .... your postmaster knows you by two names!

Donna (Giggles)

[Maddie Knight]

When you have panda eyes in the morning and you need a shave.

[Natalie x]

You know you're a cd when you don't want to "do" the sexy women in makeup commercials, but you want to look like them. :rolleyes:
Damn! I'm not a CD after all. I want to look like them, THEN do them :bonk:

[Monica]

You know you're a CDer...

When you explain to your wife why the pantyhose she borrowed looks and feels so much better than the ones she normally buys.

[Maddie Knight]

You have more e-mails in your inbox from this forum than all the other e-mails combined.

[MarieTS]

You know it when you wished you had trimmed your nails closer so it would have been easier to remove your necklace :)

[gennee]

You know you are a crossdresser when:

1. Your wife's dress looks better on you.

2. You are the only male in the women's section of the department store.


Gennee :) :D

[Tiffy]

Fabulous reply Colibri! Either you have a great imagination or .... your postmaster knows you by two names!

Donna (Giggles)


I really do have this problem. :o But he leaves it in my neighbors box.

Kisses, April

[Lawren]

...your whole body and spirit ache to get all dolled up and go out somewhere.

[Missy_Aust]

...when your quite happy to do the house work..as long as you can wear a maids uniform

[DawnRodgers]

You would rather be dressed in a skirt, blouse, bra and panties with nylons and high heels. Man clothes are so drab and boring. Give me makeup and dangly earrings and a full feminine outfit any day. Dressing as a woman feels so very natiral and right.
Dawn

[Anne Charlotte]

you get up at 0530 just to surf cos you know your wife will still be sleeping !



and then spend 2 1/2 hours on the same web site !!!!

[Anne Charlotte]

...when your quite happy to do the house work..as long as you can wear a maids uniform

I'd swap my full time job for an opportunity like that !!! :love:

[Raychel]

I'd swap my full time job for an opportunity like that !!! :love:

Me Too, Where do I sign up for that job

[Krystal Lee]

Wendy,
You know you are a crossdresser when you walk into the ladies department and you are greeted by name. (I love that)
Hugs Krystal.

[Miss Lulu]

when you have 28 pairs of high heels!

[Noel Chimes]

... you are getting dressed for work and get a run in your pantyhose. :censor:

[MarieTS]

You know it when....
a. you can identify/agree with almost every post in this thread!

[Rachael Warren]

You wake up and pick the sleep out of your eyes, and it's BLACK!

Bleeding makeup!!!!!!!

Rachael.

[babygirlchar]

[B]you know you`re a crossdresser when you find yourself in the womens changing room trying on the denim skirt that you know you`re going to buy and return the next day wearing it and wanting to try on some thing else. Not that i did that (ha,ha)

love and smiles,
babygirlchar

[KatieZ]

You know you're a crossdresser when:

Your underwear drawer is stuffed to the max with all colors and styles of panties and only one pair of "tighty whities" that you only keep in case you have to go to the doctor.

You're wife sees you dressed for the first time and asks "Can you walk in those heels?" and you answer her by dancing in them.

You get all down in the dumps in the morning when you finally have to take off your nighty and put on your (eeew) male clothes to go to work.

You spend all day at work thinking about what you are going to dress in when you get home.

[ChristineRenee]

When you are putting away the clean laundry and you have to ask your wife...honey...are these YOUR pantyhose...or MINE?!:D

[Shaz]

when you get pissed off when you broke a nail, or you realise you need new cloths when nothing matches anymore, or you feel like new shoes ;)

[gennee]

You know you're a crossdresser when you can't wait to check out the women's fashion in the Lane Bryant catalog.


Gennee :)

[Lisa Maren]

You know you're a crossdresser when you remember to shave your legs and forget to shave your face! lol

Hugs,
Lisa

[Raychel]

You know you're a crossdresser when you wife tells you that she likes to go lingerie shopping with you, but then say that you can't go because you already have more than her.

[Elinor]

You know your a crossdresser when your postman knows you by two names! :p
How true.

You know your a crossdresser when you can't get into your bedroom because of all the female clothes taking up the whole room.

You know your a crossdresser when you criticise women on the street [in your mind] no darl'n that does not suit you at all.

You know your a crossdresser when you see a woman wearing a skirt that you desire to wear and wish to ask where she bought it.

[Raychel]

You know your a crossdresser when you see a woman wearing a skirt that you desire to wear and wish to ask where she bought it.

I sure do know all about that:D

[Becky Blue]

When you are sitting oin meeting at work the next day in drab and you look down at your hands and it looks like you have been painting, your finger nails a full of little pink dots

[TGMarla]

when.....you can't wait till you get to put your clothes back on again and see your real reflection looking back at you! Ahhhhh!

[TGMarla]

How 'bout "when high heels are actually comfortable to you...?"

[Deana_CD]

when anytime you have to wear mens' clothes actually depresses you!

[Olivia]

When there are NO men's underwear at all in your panty drawer...
O

[Wendy me]

when in eather mode "him" or her your late every were you go...

[gennee]

You know you're a crossdresser when you go right to the women's department without giving the mens clothes a second thought.

Gennee:)

[Stephanie Brooks]

... you need to bring a spare pair of pantyhose to work... because you just used the spare pair you had before!

[michel]

I know Im a cross dresser because I Love it when Im freshly shaven,waering sexy g-string pantys and a push up bra as I am right now,MMMMMMm

[Stacie Stockman]

True Story that happened this week...

Im talking to one of our new associates in the store, and find that one of them had a former career as a Mary Kay consultant. She told me that she recently had pitched about a grand's worth of makeup and accessories since it was only taking up room in her house. Im desperately trying to not to show any emotion, along with me thinking OK where did she pitch this stuff and how recently....

[Jonien]

when anytime you have to wear mens' clothes actually depresses you!

:iagree:

[Deborah]

When you ask your SO "Does this dress make me look fat" :D

[jessi girl]

when the husky, sweaty, adorable , muscular farm boy across the road leaves flowers at your mailbox for you, ugh, he is so cute,mm gotta go, hands are starting to shake.........again!

[freshfrankie]

You know you are a crossdresser when you see a beautifully dressed woman on the street and all the other men are saying to themselves"Boy would I love to ---- her and you are saying to yourself Boy would I love to find out where she bought those pumps!"

Love
Jeannie

[DawnRodgers]

When you slide on your sandals when in your male personna and when you start out the door you realize that your toenails are a sexy, shint red.

[Helen MC]

When an attractive woman walks past and instead of thinking, "What nice boobs, or what a nice ass" you think. "What a good sports bra she's wearing, I must try to get one like that, or that's a nice denim skirt I wonder if I can get it in my size?"

[cheri]

complete this.. you know your a crossdresser when........
you spend more time dressed as a woman than a man!

[stevie h]

you worry about breaking your nails.
you worry about buffing your nails too much.
am i coloured coordinated.
waist line.
small arse.
where the next mirror is.
do i shave my legs too much.
vpl
do i have a cleverage.
keep fit.
no weight training.
am i eating too much.
plucking those eyebrows too much.
worrying about all purchases.
do i visit these sites too much.
is someone spying on me on the net.
being paranoid.
help.

[FROCKYHORROR]

you know you're a crossdresser.....

when you think ok i'll go to bed now, and realise its 3am and you panic about getting up for work.

[Foot_Fetish]

You know you're a crossdresser when your wife asks to borrow your purse.

Lol...classic.