Least girly features

[DebsUK]

We've had the thread of the best girly features. How about your least feminine features?


My lips are so thin they are almost non-existent. I wish I had dark eyebrows as well, as they are so pale they are virtually invisible. I wish I had a bigger bum as well. Mine is too small and bony. My shoulders are too developed as well after all the boxercise I do so I can't wear strappy tops unless I want to look like I'm a female weightlifter which kind of defeats the object

[Barbara Dugan]

My nose I always disliked it

[Karren H]

Everything about me is equally unfeminine, imho... Sigh....

[Jilmac]

I would have to start with my hands, they are rough and weatherworn from years of working in the building trades. Next would be my neck with a prominent adam's apple, and lastly is my rough scaly skin which defies suppleness no matter how much moisturizing lotion I use, or how often.

[Debglam]

I swear Debs - you sure know how to press my buttons with these posts! :phbbt:

Lets see, where do I start. . .:sad: my shoulders sound like yours - I'm kinda built like an upside down triangle. I've got an LBD on order and will post a photo if I can fit into it. :o

I would say the absolute worst IMO are my thumbs! More like big toes on my hands and when I paint my nails I use about half a bottle on my thumbs alone:heehee: You should see me try to text on a cell phone :eek:

Debby

[Kate Lynn]

All of me,I'm fuglier than Auntie Miltie.

[Juliana Hart]

My nose

[Davina99]

My penis

[Vale]

Well, I seem to have the brow ridge of a Neanderthal. Wigs with long bangs can sometimes be my friends.

[Marcia Blue]

My hands are a dead give away. Large, clunky, rough, scarred not a thing fem about them.

[DebsUK]

Sorry Debby. :hugs: I feel your pain

And, yes, Davina, the wee fella is a bit of a giveaway LOL

Oh, and another one. I've got horrible ridges on both of my thumbnails that mean I can't apply nil varnish without leaving giveaway streaks of colour

I think as well, theough that if we asked a group of GGs, they'd all have just as many things they weren't happy with (though a penis is generally not one of them)

[kaitlin]

Strong shoulders and thick (46) chest!

[Coyote]

My nose

I actually like your nose just fine 8-)

[Kaz]

Sorry Debby. :hugs: I feel your pain

And, yes, Davina, the wee fella is a bit of a giveaway LOL

Oh, and another one. I've got horrible ridges on both of my thumbnails that mean I can't apply nil varnish without leaving giveaway streaks of colour

I think as well, theough that if we asked a group of GGs, they'd all have just as many things they weren't happy with (though a penis is generally not one of them)

Sorry Debs, I disagree, GGs would always have a longer list than we could possibly dream of!

[PretzelGirl]

I could say the part that is my fault - slumping. But the born with one is my eyes. They are so baggy/hooded they don't look open sometimes.

[cathie]

my facial features. I've never taken the time to experiment with makeup

[Stephanie Anne]

The area between my left inner-upper thigh and right inner-upper thigh.

Thigh... That word is more perverted to me than breast, moist, or undulate.

[thechic]

My non girly features
The horrible male bits i have down below
The hair im getting removed on my face
The stick Leggs and nobly nee,s
My big fat ugly vainy arms
the lack of nice Breasts
My horrible adams apple
otherwise all Good.:sad::sad:

[Angiemead12]

beard, excess hair, nose, adams apple, broad shoulders, man hands, scars on my legs, size 10 feet! and my low voice!

but ill work with it!

[Raychel]

There isn't much that is Fem about me, just an old guy looking back in the mirror. But there is no hiding the hands, Scarred old sausage fingers, all curled up and aching from arthritis.

[AnnaCalliope]

The only thing that I cannot hide no matter how hard I try will be my man hands. No amount of padding, make-up or hormones (I'm not on them yet, but still) will shrink them down to girly size.

[Alice B]

The intertube I'm carrying.

[Leyna]

My penis

+ 100

Bwahahaha!

Other than the jewels, I'd go with my tummy and my feet. Can't wear any shoes with pointed toes. They look like waterskis!

[NancyTO]

Well, I seem to have the brow ridge of a Neanderthal. Wigs with long bangs can sometimes be my friends.

Ditto, and a prominent Adams apple.

[Kjara_Ra]

Shoulders, really broad shoulders. I'd need to have 70 inch hips to be proportionate.

[Steph.TS]

facially: my nose, forehead, and cheeks.
Body: I barely have a bum, and I'm too tall, my feet are too big, and I'm flat chested. (of course what Davina99 said as well)

[JohnH]

My basso profundo voice. I can sing much of the bass part an octave below as a contrabasso - in the best Russian tradition!
I can frequently make a sound down to a 3 ledger lines below the bass staff at G and sometimes down to F# (4 ledger lines).

Strangely enough I don't have an Adam's apple!

Johanna

[Tammynnj]

You look terrific.

[Tammynnj]

My shoulders too. I've just accepted it and look for dresses with shoulder cover.

[Karinsamatha]

Only a couple of things.
The male bit's that take up space between my legs.
My overall physical size. I am built like a brick.

[Kelly DeWinter]

My left pinky toe !

[TGMarla]

Hands. I have fat little sausage fingers, unlike my wife, who could have been a hand model.

Sigh.

Whaddya gonna do?

[Cari]

Ones I cant fix

1 Shoulders
2 Hands
3 Scars on legs from my tomboy days ( If Only I would have know Id be wearing skirts so often :-))

Im not willing to fix the eyebrows; to small for a man and too large for a woman. I would really appreciate fashion shift to bushy brows on this one Im trying to start a trend here and noone is noticing.

And the only one I think about; because I can fix it; is that I carry my excess weight in the wrong places so Im working on getting rid of it.

[Diane Smith]

In rough order of annoyance:

1) Nose
2) Adam's apple
3) Acne and resultant scars on face

- Diane

[Marissa]

My nose

Juliana, we all see our own faults like a 100x microscope :) but have to say that I am drawn to your eyes first..and the rest just adds to that. So I don't see the issue with the nose.

My list would be thin lips, spare tire :( , broad shoulders (or they feel broad since I dont' walk like a broad.. no offense..just sounded funny. And hair on legs.

[Kate Simmons]

We're supposed to look feminine? Geez, why doesn't someone tell me this stuff?:battingeyelashes::)

[Mackenzie]

For me, my 6'-1" frame, thick legs and calfs, and that extra skin between my legs!!

Otherwise, I have learned to make my weaknesses a strength. I see plenty of GG's that have broad shoulders, long noses, fat noses, no eye brows, squinty eyes, long chins, etc., basically everything we might complain about some regular GG's have. So to me, none of it really matters.

My suggestions: 1. Get down to a reasonable weight - do a very hard exercise 1x daily for 30 minutes, shed the pounds.
2. Quit the fast food all together, along with the Pepsi, Coke and other sodas or pops or whatever you call them. They have awful chemicals in them
3. Get away from salts and sugars
4. No more than one minimal alcoholic beverage a day at most
5. Eat many veggies and fruits daily - spinach, broccoli, carrots, tomatos, blueberries, strawberries, bananas, apples, along with yogurt, etc.
6. Use a good facial moisturizer along with skin lotion on hands, arms, legs, breasts and torso
7. Get good sleep

In the past 2 years I have totally changed my "bad habits" and adopted the above. I have lost 45 pounds and kept it off and have gotten toned. The belly and spare tire is gone, I have more energy than ever and I feel great. Then that all seems to come out in your look, your stride, your personality.

[Zoe Preston]

My big bulbous nose and my thin lop-sided lips.....and if you spot anything else keep it to yourself :D

Zoe

[weekend woman]

All my features scream MALE, except for the fact I do not have an adam's apple. Thank goodness for small favors.

[Theresa1955]

My penis

How true for us all. I would have to say first are my hands. IMHO they function more as a first baseman's glove than female hands. Second, would be the Adam's apple. tough to hide.

[Theresa1955]

For me, my 6'-1" frame, thick legs and calfs, and that extra skin between my legs!!

Otherwise, I have learned to make my weaknesses a strength. I see plenty of GG's that have broad shoulders, long noses, fat noses, no eye brows, squinty eyes, long chins, etc., basically everything we might complain about some regular GG's have. So to me, none of it really matters.

My suggestions: 1. Get down to a reasonable weight - do a very hard exercise 1x daily for 30 minutes, shed the pounds.
2. Quit the fast food all together, along with the Pepsi, Coke and other sodas or pops or whatever you call them. They have awful chemicals in them
3. Get away from salts and sugars
4. No more than one minimal alcoholic beverage a day at most
5. Eat many veggies and fruits daily - spinach, broccoli, carrots, tomatos, blueberries, strawberries, bananas, apples, along with yogurt, etc.
6. Use a good facial moisturizer along with skin lotion on hands, arms, legs, breasts and torso
7. Get good sleep

In the past 2 years I have totally changed my "bad habits" and adopted the above. I have lost 45 pounds and kept it off and have gotten toned. The belly and spare tire is gone, I have more energy than ever and I feel great. Then that all seems to come out in your look, your stride, your personality.

Great advice! Thanks.

[Joanne Curl]

Shoulders like a linebacker, hands the size of catchers mitts, no butt at all and a head the size of a beach ball. Other than that, I 'm fine with everything!

[suchacutie]

As with many of us, I'm the classic "inverted triangle" with upper arms too well developed. I would also love a smaller nose!

tina

[Rachel Morley]

Apart from the obvious things between my legs, I'd say (some) beard shadow in the upper lip area, nose is too big, a brow ridge, pencil thin lips, and my shoulders are too "blocky" :sad:

[msniki48]

ooooffffaaaaa where do i start?

bulbous nose...also broke to one side:brolleyes:
lack of cheeks:sad:
face dropping like a rock...walter mathau in a wig:eek:
waist line expanding....but i WILL work on that one:Angry3:

there was a thread on Facial feminization....yep i would..[ just need the money]:heehee:

hugs:hugs:

msniki48

[juno]

My nose is way too big (I wish mine was as nice as Juliana Hart's earlier in this thread), I have a broad square chin, broad shoulders, I'm too tall, and have a very low voice. I used to think it was pointless to try to look feminine, but I've realized that some of my other attributes aren't so bad. If I had plastic surgery on my nose and chin, I might make a decent tall girl.

[CindyTXCD]

I have a hard time keeping my waist trim. My new year's resolution is to loose 15 pounds and then I'll have my trim waist back. My rib cage is too big; I've always had breasts, but they look too small on my barrel chest. Wish my chest was 34" instead of 40". I have a scrawny butt. My nose is too big and my face is showing its age with bags under my eyes, droopy eyelids, and wrinkles.

[Christy_M]

My left pinky toe !

That explains why we never see pictures of it... :)


We're supposed to look feminine? Geez, why doesn't someone tell me this stuff?:battingeyelashes::)

I get left off the distribution list for this memo, too. :)

My worst besides the extra genitals and lack of breasts are:
Adams Apple
Broad Shoulders
Large Hands
Height
Deep Voice

[Stock level]

Everything but my legs and my butt when shaved.

[Suzette Muguet de Mai]

I guess the least feminine feature is me.

[Derp]

My long face is usually the first problem >__<

And every other usual CD problem due to the fact that I still am a man hahah

[erickka]

Too many to list, but the top ones are
1) hands
2) lips
3) nose

[Colo Deb]

I have lots of unfeminine features--namely lack of curves, big hands and feet. I have not found any shoes that would fit my size 13 (men's) feet.

[kimdl93]

lips and hands

[Jenn868]

my shoulders and back

[the_me]

My beard that grows back at an alarming rate... I hear some people don't even have to shave at all with no lasers or anything... jealous.

[MargaretJ]

My least girly feature would have to be a thin upper lip. I have tried to make it look fuller with careful application of lip liner and lipstick, but I always seem to end up looking like a drag queen. My hands would be next, very male and fingernails bit to hell. I could do with losing some blubber off my stomach as well.

[Jonelle]

Definately my hair... been growning it for 8 months.. didnt realize how long it would take

[Debra Russell]

Adams apple and deep voice + enough hair growing out of every pore on my body! I need stock in Gellette:Pullhair:
Oh and by the way no butt or hips -- BUMMER

[5150 Girl]

Well,,, of course there is "that buisness down stairs" and the empty patch on top of my head, but those are hideable things...
The unhideables would be, I think my nose is a bit large, and I have a problem with facial hair.

[Juliemckay]

Good gravy, my list would be a mile long...

the thick neck?
The broad shoulders?
The wide back?
The balding?
The wide jaw?
The spare tire?
The flat butt?
The narrow hips?
The wide hands?
The veins in the forearms?
The thick chest?



Nope... gotta be the wide feet

[Kitty Sue]

All of me just spells M.A.N. To think growing up I was often confused with being a girl. Well, not now, no sirrreeee.

[jaimecdww]

shoulders for sure

[danica d]

Shoulders here too...and a square chin/jawline that no amount of makeup will completely hide!

[zoe m]

In my case it's my jaw, adam's apple and dark beard shadow. Other than that I have some "feminine" features as well. I'm sure if we look hard enough we all have them :)

[Josey]

I can't come up with one single thing that isn't anti-fem. No matter what, I'll never pass!

[donnalee]

No derriere :sad: - I mean NONE! :doh: - Flat as the proverbial pancake. :eek: Several of the women (on my dad's side) were similarly afflicted; all had married, so I guess it's not a fatal flaw. :brolleyes:

[USArmycd]

The male member, of course, the length of my feet(the shape isn't bad though), my butt(or lack there-of), and my body hair(of course)!! I have great legs, though!!

[nic]

Body hair, bleh no easy way to get rid of all of it! Honorable mention would go to my hands, so many years of building stuff in freezing weather :(

[panda]

Thigh... That word is more perverted to me than breast, moist, or undulate.

Undulate??????? The fact that you find the word undulate perverted is well sort of perverse in it's own way, please note I am not critising just observing :)

on topic ... my issues begin from the neck up... If I didn't look so much like a guy I could probably pass....

[BiancaEstrella]

from the top:
brow ridge
jaw line
wildish facial hair growth
adam's apple
neck-shoulder ratio
arms
hands
body hair
penis
feet
big toes


things I got right:
long eyelashes
full enough lips
small, post-weight gain/weight loss tatas
slender fingers
back/ass/thighs/calves curves

[gaylegirlify]

My worst feature would be my sunworn skin and the tettoos on my arms that i got trying to fool myself into being more of a man, wish i could hide them not sure what to do there.

[Helenchapel]

Hi Debs
This was fun to read and re-assuring too! :) I share with you in I feel my lips are a little too thin and eyebrows OK but I would love to pluck them thinner but just could not get away with it at work. Dark lines under my eyes seem to be a family trait and I always feel dissapointed when I take my make up off and see how really naturally dark they are. Still other than that I'm pretty happy with things all considered. I'm not very hairy or too tall and my weight is down to a size 12 so it could be worse!
Thanks this was a great idea.
Hugs
helen xx