Funny toilet stories

[Felicity71]

So yesterday I forgot I was a girl, and I started peeing while standing up. Ewww

[Melody Moore]

I know it wouldn't feel comfortable if I was to stand up to pee, but why was it so bad?

Did you do this in a public female toilet with other females present or did you forget to take your pants down? :heehee:

[Hope]

I was in a single stall ladies room in a gas station about a week ago, and one look at the toilet made me think "I do not want to sit on THAT - EW" which is the first time i have had that experience in a ladies room. And then I thought - Well... no one else will see, and I might as well take advantage of the ONE benefit I get from this thing considering all the misery it has brought me." So I hiked up my dress and peed standing up. Not my most graceful, and it felt terribly wrong... but I had to go and I was NOT sitting on that... So I made peace with it. Still not my finest hour.

[pamela_a]

I was in a single stall ladies room in a gas station about a week ago, and one look at the toilet made me think "I do not want to sit on THAT - EW" which is the first time i have had that experience in a ladies room. And then I thought - Well... no one else will see, and I might as well take advantage of the ONE benefit I get from this thing considering all the misery it has brought me." So I hiked up my dress and peed standing up. Not my most graceful, and it felt terribly wrong... but I had to go and I was NOT sitting on that... So I made peace with it. Still not my finest hour.

This is the exact situation for using "the hover".

[Zenith]

Enjoy it while you can, coz when it's gone it's gone....:evilbegon

[Aprilrain]

A few months ago, I was traveling and it was late. I couldn't get in to the restroom cause it was locked. I went behind a building where it was dark and secluded. I thought do i stand? HELL NO i'm a girl. so pulled my pants down and peed outside (In the cold!) like a girl. when I got back to the car. My wife said, "so did you stand up?" I proudly replied no. : )

[linda allen]

Enjoy it while you can, coz when it's gone it's gone....:evilbegon

There's an app for that! :heehee:

Well actually a plastic device that allows females to pee standing without the mess. It's for campers, hikers, boaters, etc. Looks like a funnel.

http://www.pmateusa.com/


So yesterday I forgot I was a girl, and I started peeing while standing up. Ewww

I've wondered how long it would take to forget old ways. I remember dreaming about smoking for years after I quit.


So yesterday I forgot I was a girl, and I started peeing while standing up. Ewww

I guess the real question is - Do you still have "it" or has "it" been removed?

[Wendy_Marie]

The company I worked for before being layed off last month kept me driving the roads of my state so I got in the habit of taking my Fag Bag<----(An old term used for the bag we carried our make up and hair care products in during my days with a 80's Hairband) with me. after dropping off my clients I would often dress make the return trip home enfemme.
I had to go ""sissy"" extremely bad once but held out as I had a few regular stopping places where I knew the facilities were always clean and relatively safe.

I made my stop and after getting inside I saw a sign that said Ladies Facilities were closed for some reason.

I cautiously entered the Mens side and did my buisness and as I walked out of the stall, there was a middle aged man who had just walked in and stopped short and just stood there...obviously inebriated...
When he saw me his facet urned white and he started stuttering that "he was sorry he had come into the wrong restroom"...and then said something like..."Don't call the Police on me."

I made my way out very quickly got into my car and fled the scene...I still wonder if he ever figured out what had just happened or not.....I believe he went home and swore off booze forever at this point..Probably not!
I left chuckling!

[Rianna Humble]

A few months ago, I was traveling and it was late. I couldn't get in to the restroom cause it was locked. I went behind a building where it was dark and secluded. I thought do i stand? HELL NO i'm a girl.

I must be strange, I had that problem a few nights ago and it didn't even occur to me that I might stand up :eek: Maybe that's another part of why a GG friend who knew the old me recently said to me that I have never been a man.

[kendra_gurl]

If you must stand to pee while in the Ladies restroom at least back up over the toliet enough so your feet are facing the correct way as if you are setting on it. Might save some concerns from anyone noticing them

[Rianna Humble]

Very good point!! :thumbsup:

[Paulette]

Like Pam said the "hover" will get the job done for the GG's when they encounter a gross toilet so if we are presenting as female we should adopt all of the mannerisms of females. Ladies this is one of those things you need to learn just in case.

[Melody Moore]

There's an app for that! :heehee:

Well actually a plastic device that allows females to pee standing without the mess. It's for campers, hikers, boaters, etc. Looks like a funnel.

http://www.pmateusa.com/

Actually that device looks to me like it is made from cardboard is folded out for use.

My ex-wife was able to stand up & pee without splashing her feet. In fact I am fairly sure that
she could write her name in the snow if she wanted to & no, she did not have a penis. And I was
shocked the first time I seen her do it. It was the technique she used that gave her this ability.