My Aunt and I shared a laugh last night.

[Loretta]

I was helping her get ready for my cousin's wedding, and she tossed me a couple of bags full of skirts, blouses, slacks, dresses, and padded bras that she used to wear before she got her lap-band. I reached for a smaller bra hanging up in the laundry room we were in, and asked whose it was. "Oh,that was your cousin's." (not the one that's getting married) Then she looks at me, and throws me the 34B bra. She tells me to try it on, so I go to the bathroom, and do so. I come back with it off (it felt like it was WAYYYYY too small.) It was pinching my breasts, so I gave it to her. She informed me later on that night that it was a perfect fit for her.
She measured me out, gave me another one of my cousin's bras and I fill out a 40C nicely (without padding).
She looks at me, and says "You lucky B****, Your boobs are bigger than Mine!"
Then we both started laughing at the same time.