Duana
08-14-2011, 02:49 AM
My baby and I went down south to the Kemah boardwalk for dinner, after having my hair done by my favorite drag queen stylist, Juan Carlos. Had a nice dinner, walked the boardwalk and then headed to a club down there called "The Hop".
Its a straight club I've known about for years but never been to. We walked in to some really nice dance music and a moderately packed club. We managed to find a table though far from the dance floor.
We were soon, the buzz of that side of the club, with lots of people looking our way and trolling by to see who the hot Latina and the CD were.
In no time, a drunk older guy approached me as I danced next to my girl. He invited us for drinks, told me he was very open minded and would love to dance. I explained that I only danced with my girlfriend. This lead to the first of many similar discussions I had all night. He had no clue there were straight CDs. I politely answered his questions and we parted nicely with a handshake.
After we danced on the dance floor, the rest of the club knew we were there and it was all buzzing now. You'd think people have never seen a CD before.
Interesting things that happened:
The Lesbians
This lesbian couple stop me coming off the dance floor to tell me how cute I was and that she loved my skirt and earrings. The skirt was this beautiful, white, mid-thigh length number with four pockets on the front, closed with nice bows. I love it and so did everyone else. I got 4 compliments on it. I ended up asking the couple about my hair and they said they loved it. I thought it was a bit wild for me, very high with lots of forehead showing.
I love lesbians and always find them very accepting.
The Walmart Manager
So this guy waits till I go to the ladies room and approaches my SO. When she tells him we're married, he is stunned. He's gone but when I get back, I approach him and give him the straight CD talk. We get along fine and talk about a lot of things.
He's asking a lot of questions about each of us. Clue #1
I'm answering vaguely and returning the questions. He says he's a Walmart manager and has traveled the world.
After naming Peru, we ask him about it and he doesn't know jack squat about Peru. Clue #2
He compliments me on having big enough cojones to come out in public in a skirt and I told him it was a blast, he should try it sometime.
Later he buys us all a shot of Patron tequila and after we drink it, he asks me if we like to party hard. When I asked what he meant, he said, "Not an orgy or anything. You know... party hard <wink>" Clue #3
I told him the hardest thing we do is Patron. We don't do drugs. So he says he's got a buddy outside that sells drugs and agrees that he's an idiot. I told him I didn't care and didn't associate with people who use or sell drugs. He disappears.
No more from him until the end.
The A$$hole Mexican
So this Mexican comes up and says, "Hi Honey" to my girl. She ignores him so he responds in Spanish. She told him to get lost in Spanish and he did but he'd pass by periodically giving us the evil eye. Then when I went to the restroom, he made some remark as I passed him. I just ignored him.
No more from him until the end.
The Curious MIT PhD
This one is at the bar near our table. He likes to point out to everyone coming to the bar, that there is a guy in a skirt behind him. So my girl finally gets fed up with it and confronts him.
Long story short, HE gets the speech, asks a lot of questions and ends up with an apology and buys us each a drink. Turned out to be a nice guy.
But I did learn a trick. He asked if he could take a picture. I told him sure, if HE was in it with my arm around him. All the sudden, he couldn't get his camera to work :)
The Redneck
This one just came up and asked what our deal was, in a tough kind of way. I gave the speech for the 4th time that night and he left mystified.
The Inquisitive Englishman
This guy was a friend of the Walmart manager. He'd been informed of our status so wanted some clarification on some things. How did I have such great boobs? I showed him a hint of my breast forms. Am I wearing panties too? Of course, I pulled up my skirt just enough to reveal the side of my thong. Do we still have great sex? Duh!
He said his marriage had failed after 10 years and complimented us on finding something we both have fun with.
The CD Lover
So I'm going to the bathroom and this pretty young lady stops me. She says, "You're a crossdresser, right?" Yes.
"That's your wife?" Yes.
And she proceeds to tell me how she was married to a CD and loves them. She thought I was awesome and gave me a big hug. It made me feel very good.
The Windup
All in all, it was a great night. I was never worried, threatened or really bothered and a lot of people had some new insight into our world. We danced, met people and I will definitely go back. But here's the interesting part...
We close the place down and walk out with the crowd. As I'm leaving, there are police cars on both sides of the door and cops everywhere watching the crowd leave. They're pointing people out and other cops are grabbing them. I see about 6 people with their hands on the hood.
It dawns on me. The freaking Walmart guy was an undercover narc! I'm glad I don't use drugs.
The Best Part
The Mexican who was giving me the evil eye after hitting on my girlfriend? The cops grabbed him when he was leaving LOL! He was like, "What? I didn't do anything"
We both waved at him as he was being arrested.
http://i54.tinypic.com/15yapmp.jpg
Its a straight club I've known about for years but never been to. We walked in to some really nice dance music and a moderately packed club. We managed to find a table though far from the dance floor.
We were soon, the buzz of that side of the club, with lots of people looking our way and trolling by to see who the hot Latina and the CD were.
In no time, a drunk older guy approached me as I danced next to my girl. He invited us for drinks, told me he was very open minded and would love to dance. I explained that I only danced with my girlfriend. This lead to the first of many similar discussions I had all night. He had no clue there were straight CDs. I politely answered his questions and we parted nicely with a handshake.
After we danced on the dance floor, the rest of the club knew we were there and it was all buzzing now. You'd think people have never seen a CD before.
Interesting things that happened:
The Lesbians
This lesbian couple stop me coming off the dance floor to tell me how cute I was and that she loved my skirt and earrings. The skirt was this beautiful, white, mid-thigh length number with four pockets on the front, closed with nice bows. I love it and so did everyone else. I got 4 compliments on it. I ended up asking the couple about my hair and they said they loved it. I thought it was a bit wild for me, very high with lots of forehead showing.
I love lesbians and always find them very accepting.
The Walmart Manager
So this guy waits till I go to the ladies room and approaches my SO. When she tells him we're married, he is stunned. He's gone but when I get back, I approach him and give him the straight CD talk. We get along fine and talk about a lot of things.
He's asking a lot of questions about each of us. Clue #1
I'm answering vaguely and returning the questions. He says he's a Walmart manager and has traveled the world.
After naming Peru, we ask him about it and he doesn't know jack squat about Peru. Clue #2
He compliments me on having big enough cojones to come out in public in a skirt and I told him it was a blast, he should try it sometime.
Later he buys us all a shot of Patron tequila and after we drink it, he asks me if we like to party hard. When I asked what he meant, he said, "Not an orgy or anything. You know... party hard <wink>" Clue #3
I told him the hardest thing we do is Patron. We don't do drugs. So he says he's got a buddy outside that sells drugs and agrees that he's an idiot. I told him I didn't care and didn't associate with people who use or sell drugs. He disappears.
No more from him until the end.
The A$$hole Mexican
So this Mexican comes up and says, "Hi Honey" to my girl. She ignores him so he responds in Spanish. She told him to get lost in Spanish and he did but he'd pass by periodically giving us the evil eye. Then when I went to the restroom, he made some remark as I passed him. I just ignored him.
No more from him until the end.
The Curious MIT PhD
This one is at the bar near our table. He likes to point out to everyone coming to the bar, that there is a guy in a skirt behind him. So my girl finally gets fed up with it and confronts him.
Long story short, HE gets the speech, asks a lot of questions and ends up with an apology and buys us each a drink. Turned out to be a nice guy.
But I did learn a trick. He asked if he could take a picture. I told him sure, if HE was in it with my arm around him. All the sudden, he couldn't get his camera to work :)
The Redneck
This one just came up and asked what our deal was, in a tough kind of way. I gave the speech for the 4th time that night and he left mystified.
The Inquisitive Englishman
This guy was a friend of the Walmart manager. He'd been informed of our status so wanted some clarification on some things. How did I have such great boobs? I showed him a hint of my breast forms. Am I wearing panties too? Of course, I pulled up my skirt just enough to reveal the side of my thong. Do we still have great sex? Duh!
He said his marriage had failed after 10 years and complimented us on finding something we both have fun with.
The CD Lover
So I'm going to the bathroom and this pretty young lady stops me. She says, "You're a crossdresser, right?" Yes.
"That's your wife?" Yes.
And she proceeds to tell me how she was married to a CD and loves them. She thought I was awesome and gave me a big hug. It made me feel very good.
The Windup
All in all, it was a great night. I was never worried, threatened or really bothered and a lot of people had some new insight into our world. We danced, met people and I will definitely go back. But here's the interesting part...
We close the place down and walk out with the crowd. As I'm leaving, there are police cars on both sides of the door and cops everywhere watching the crowd leave. They're pointing people out and other cops are grabbing them. I see about 6 people with their hands on the hood.
It dawns on me. The freaking Walmart guy was an undercover narc! I'm glad I don't use drugs.
The Best Part
The Mexican who was giving me the evil eye after hitting on my girlfriend? The cops grabbed him when he was leaving LOL! He was like, "What? I didn't do anything"
We both waved at him as he was being arrested.
http://i54.tinypic.com/15yapmp.jpg