I thought accountancy was interesting until ...

[RachelPortugal]

On a similar theme to the recent "he might be a croosdresser, if ........" thread, after receiving an email picturing a bunch of old sexist or non-pc advertisements, I go to thinking about how some old and even new ones could be adapted to relate to CD'ing.

So here are a few to start things going:

"I thought accountancy was interesting... until I discovered crossdressing" - Smirnoff vodka 1970's.

"A crossdress a day helps you work, rest and play" Mars Bars 60's & 70's.

"I can't believe it's not a girl." - I can't believe it's not butter, 00's.

"I bet you can't tell the difference between a CD and a girl." - Stork margarine vs butter, 60's.

[Kim_Bitzflick]

How about

"Where's the beef?" - Wendy's Hamburgers

[DonnaT]

"Sometimes you feel like a nut.
Sometimes you don't."

[Paula Siemen]

"bet you can't wear just one (dress)." Lays Potatoe Chips

[suit]

about things getting in the way ..L M cigaretts?? I cant rember the line but it should be instead of a broken coffin nail,a poped form!

[Miss Maxine]

Bada ba ba ba...I'm lovin' it!

[RachelPortugal]

A couple more:

Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more. - Breakaway biscuit bars.

Everything we do is driven by .... that overwhelming desire to put on a dress. - Ford

[NV Susan]

I'm lovin' it........I'm lovin' it being all dressed up and girly. McDonald's

[Samantha43]

You've come a long way (with your crossdressing), Baby! - Virginia Slims

CD, we do good things for life! - GE

[ReineD]

A Manolo Blahnik is forever. (Debeers diamonds 1948)

Did somebody say Victoria's Secret? (McDonald's 1997)

A little dab of Mac'll do ya. (Brylcreem)

A good dress is a terrible thing to waste. (United Negro College Fund 1970s)

A pantie a day keeps the blues away. (Apples 1900s)

Between love and madness lies crossdressing. (Calvin Klein's Obsession 1985)

I'd walk a mile for a cute skirt. (Camel cigarettes 1921)

Nothing outlasts a crossdressing session. It keeps going and going and going. (Energizer batteries)

♫ You deserve a break today, get mani-pedis! ♬ (McDonalds 1971)

Just do it. (Nike 1988)

[LilSissyStevie]

Tuck the pickle, shave me hairless, special breast forms don't upset us, all we ask is that you let us dress up this way. (Burger King)

[sissystephanie]

You girls are pretty good! If you could all get together you could probably write some good tunes!!