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cassandra54
09-03-2011, 10:29 PM
So we're all aware of the terms Transgender, Transvestite and Transexual. but did you know there are so many more categories than that? here are just a few examples.
enjoy

Transparent: when your father is actually your mother

Transitor: when your brother decides to become your sister

Transcontinental: a lady living in New York City named Paula that used to be a man named Paul in San Fransisco.

Transport: a long haul truck driver in a red cocktail dress named Bob.

Transubstantiate: when you try to justify your reasons for cross dressing

Transpose: you pretend to be a cross dresser

Transmission: Two twenty year old guys in black skirts and white blouses riding around on bicycles handing out the Book of Mormon

Transplant:your gardener Freida used to be your gardener Fred

Transient: A homeless cross dresser

Transact: An actor who cross dresses

Transverse: A poet who cross dresses

Transmute: A cross dresser who cannot speak. Especially lucky since feminine speech is not a problem.

Transpirational: A minister who cross dresses

Transpire: You are nervous about cross dressing and you sweat a lot.

marny
09-03-2011, 10:37 PM
1 well done:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: hilarious

Danielle.N
09-03-2011, 10:46 PM
Thanks for the laugh, Cassandra! :)

Intertwined
09-03-2011, 10:53 PM
You forgot my Crossdressing Electrician, Transfuse.

Leslie Foxx
09-03-2011, 11:19 PM
Tranship: Luxury cruises for CDs.

Transaxle: That thing you have to tuck.

Cynthia Anne
09-03-2011, 11:32 PM
Cassandra! You did a beautiful job of ending my boring nightZZ! Thank you! Hugs!:hugs::)

Diane Smith
09-04-2011, 01:54 AM
I opened this thread expecting another of those dense tomes debating terminology again ... imagine my surprise and pleasure. Well done.

- Diane

Wendy_Marie
09-04-2011, 06:41 AM
Tranship: Luxury cruises for CDs.

Transaxle: That thing you have to tuck.

I was thinking TransAxle: the singer from the band Gun's and Roses

Brittany North
09-04-2011, 08:42 AM
Thanks for bringing a smile to my face today! :clap:

Rianna Humble
09-04-2011, 10:38 AM
Like Diane said, I was expecting another of those threads about why everyone believes their definition is better than the commonly accepted version, so thank you for making me :rofl: and :rofl2: until I :roflmao:

NicoleScott
09-04-2011, 10:51 AM
Transcend: crossdressers exchanging photos via e-mail

Marcia Polari
09-04-2011, 10:55 AM
Would I be a Transcript?
A CDer doctor who writes cross-hormone prescriptions?

Babeba
09-04-2011, 10:59 AM
Love! :) Thanks so much for the giggle!

Inna
09-04-2011, 11:15 AM
I always thought that Transport is a footballer going pingponger?

Transistor: A crossdresser who is still trying to resist the urge to dress however unsuccessful

Translator: A procrastinating crossdresser

Transaction: two crossdressers eyeing each other

Transformation: several crossdressers at the walmart check out line

Leslie Foxx
09-04-2011, 11:36 AM
A couple more came to me.

Transylvania: The brand of light bulb most flattering to Cross dressers.

Transit: Remembering to keep your knees together when wearing a short skirt.

Debra Russell
09-04-2011, 11:38 AM
That was great!! :GD: ..............Debra

Tina B.
09-04-2011, 11:40 AM
Best thread in weeks! Wish I could think of one, but I think you ladies have covered them all. Thank you Casandra for starting this thread, I'll have to check back often to see what other clever things are out there I haven't thought of. Oh I got one, Transgression =two CD's fighting over a bra on sale at Victoria Secrets
Tina B.

Lynn Marie
09-04-2011, 12:30 PM
Cassandra, this thread is hilarious. Thanks for starting it and what a great imagination you have.

Leslie, you stole my Transylvania! LOL

Gee I wish I had half a brain so I could could come up with great stuff like this.

docrobbysherry
09-04-2011, 12:40 PM
What fun, Cassie! Can I play, too?

Transparent- Our mom?
Transom- A trans with a big bottom
Transmit- Used by a trans playing softball
Translate- Oops! I got to go!
Transfuse- My next outfit's "the bomb"!
Transmogrify- When I become Sherry!

Wendy_Marie
09-04-2011, 02:13 PM
Transfat....we won't even get into that one.
Transunion...Militia that the Confederacy feared the most.
Transcarriers...might be contagious afterall

and just an FYI..I work for a company called TransYouth....underage crossdressers. withthat i am outie.

desa ray
09-04-2011, 03:01 PM
couple more.

Trans-AM: A C/D who listens to Rush Limbaugh.

Translator: Drab now, translator.
Desa

Joanne f
09-04-2011, 03:14 PM
Transcendental, when you go to the dentist and find out she is a cross dresser

Marcia Polari
09-05-2011, 02:20 PM
Love to play it!

Transalpine: a social climber CDer
Transcontinental: a trans stewardess
Transfix: a trans who got a OEM vagina from genie
Translate: a CDer who is never on time
Transliterate: a CDer who can speak, write and read her native language.
Transmit: a trans who graduated from MIT
Transmontane: one of the characters of Brokeback Mountain
Transplant: a veggie CDer