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Kittyagain
09-29-2011, 04:13 PM
I must be better at being a female than I thought. I am such a &#*$*. Can you use the P word? :thumbsup::thumbsdn:

Anyway, she wants to go to a restaurant tonight that I just do not like very much. I said no, pick another.

She popped my bra strap.

"There might be a new bra in it for you," she said.

I melted like cheap mascara on a hot day.

I feel so cheap. :battingeyelashes:

Kitty
Kathi Lake
09-29-2011, 04:15 PM
So, you're saying the way to a man's heart isn't through his stomach - but through his bra strap (or lingerie drawer)?

:)

Kathi
Kittyagain
09-29-2011, 04:29 PM
So, you're saying the way to a man's heart isn't through his stomach - but through his bra strap (or lingerie drawer)?

:)

Kathi

I had not thought of that. It so true. :)

Good one Kathi. That is worth a thread all by itself. :)

Kitty
AKADonna
09-29-2011, 04:33 PM
Just be really thankful that your wife is such a girlfriend that she would pop your strap! I would give anything if my wife accepted me like that!
sissystephanie
09-29-2011, 04:45 PM
Kitty, you have a great wife!! Better treat her with real respect and love!!
Aprilrain
09-29-2011, 04:57 PM
So, you're saying the way to a man's heart isn't through his stomach - but through his bra strap (or lingerie drawer)?

:)

Kathi

the way to a mans heart has never been through his stomach.......... Keep going .... a little lower Yeah right there!
*Vanessa*
09-29-2011, 05:04 PM
This is too funny Kitty - love it
larry
09-29-2011, 05:17 PM
Thanks for the chuckle. And thanks to your wife for being so wonderful to her husband. AND you better be going!!!!


I must be better at being a female than I thought. I am such a &#*$*. Can you use the P word? :thumbsup::thumbsdn:

Anyway, she wants to go to a restaurant tonight that I just do not like very much. I said no, pick another.

She popped my bra strap.

"There might be a new bra in it for you," she said.

I melted like cheap mascara on a hot day.

I feel so cheap. :battingeyelashes:

Kitty
kimdl93
09-29-2011, 05:21 PM
Hey Kitty, now that she's learned the secret, you might be able to parlay it into a whole new wardrobe!
Eryn
09-29-2011, 05:23 PM
..."There might be a new bra in it for you," she said.

I melted like cheap mascara on a hot day.

I feel so cheap.

Whether you are cheap or not depends entirely upon the new bra that you choose! :)
Kittyagain
09-29-2011, 05:29 PM
Y'all are so funny and y'all are so right. I need to think bigger. :)

Kitty
Miss Maxine
09-29-2011, 05:32 PM
I must be better at being a female than I thought. I am such a &#*$*. Can you use the P word? :thumbsup::thumbsdn:

Anyway, she wants to go to a restaurant tonight that I just do not like very much. I said no, pick another.

She popped my bra strap.

"There might be a new bra in it for you," she said.

I melted like cheap mascara on a hot day.

I feel so cheap. :battingeyelashes:

Kitty

That is so completely romantic! I love it!
Anne2345
09-29-2011, 05:35 PM
If you feel cheap now, just imagine how you'll feel, and what you'll also do for the matching panties to go with your new bra . . . . Game over, girl! :)
Jenny Beth
09-29-2011, 05:36 PM
Bribery will get you everywhere....and it seems even in lousy restaurants. I hope you get to pick the bra though.
Mikka
09-29-2011, 05:46 PM
I would eat at restaurants I did not like all day long if it meant acceptance and some cute undergarments.
TGMarla
09-29-2011, 06:04 PM
You bra wh0re! Geez, you can be bought off that easily? Well.....I suppose you'll just have to suffer through the hors d'oeuvres.

(I admit I had to look up how to spell that!) :doh:
Vanessa Storrs
09-29-2011, 06:27 PM
I hope you enjoyed your dinner.
TxKimberly
09-29-2011, 06:31 PM
Hah! I love the concept! Wish MY wife would buy into that method . . .
Niya W
09-29-2011, 06:31 PM
What bribe, she said might :D
Maria 60
09-29-2011, 07:32 PM
That's how my wife gets me to shop with her, and lets just say i have a pretty big wardrobe.
giuseppina
09-29-2011, 08:52 PM
Hello Kitty

I think your wife has you wrapped around her little finger. :)


the way to a mans heart has never been through his stomach.......... Keep going .... a little lower Yeah right there!

A true gentleman doesn't think this way. While I may not be a gentleman, I try to treat everyone with respect.
Miss Maxine
09-29-2011, 09:58 PM
Hello Kitty

I think your wife has you wrapped around her little finger. :)



A true gentleman doesn't think this way. While I may not be a gentleman, I try to treat everyone with respect.

This is all very confusing, coming from men who dress like women.
Tara D. Rose
09-29-2011, 10:04 PM
You bra wh0re! Geez, you can be bought off that easily? Well.....I suppose you'll just have to suffer through the hors d'oeuvres.

(I admit I had to look up how to spell that!) :doh:


Yes that word is spelled "That"
L&R..........Tara
Miss Maxine
09-29-2011, 10:08 PM
Yes that word is spelled "That"
L&R..........Tara

M-O-O-N...that spells: hilarious.
Brenda456
09-29-2011, 10:59 PM
Sweet. She sounds like fun! I'd go for the bra in a heartbeat!
ashleymasters
09-29-2011, 11:55 PM
There's nothing wrong with two people both getting something out it. If i were to be bribed it would be easiest to do it with a paor of shoes. I'm a total shoe w***e!!
Kittyagain
09-30-2011, 04:44 AM
Thanks everyone for the replies. Had to change plans at the last minute so shopping Saturday for the bribe bra and maybe panties and maybe new earrings.

I will follow y'all's advice and at least not be cheap. :)

Kitty
sue ellan
09-30-2011, 05:22 AM
that is so cute. give her lots of big hugs.

sue ellan

were nice lingerie because life is to short not to
Cynthia Anne
09-30-2011, 07:29 AM
I say, if the bra fits wear it! If it doesn't fit hold out for another one! Hugs!
Tina B.
09-30-2011, 07:41 AM
Yes you are cheap, I would of held out for matching panties, and it better be from VS, or pick another restaurant! Oh who am I kidding, the snap of a bra strap, and I'm in.
Tina B.
t-girlxsophie
09-30-2011, 07:59 AM
I can relate totally,Been a few times where the promise of a New Item of clothing has been dangled in front of me.Im not good at playing hard to get:heehee:

Sophie
Vieja
09-30-2011, 08:28 AM
Take the bribe and maybe hold out for a bit more.


Vieja
RachelPortugal
09-30-2011, 08:39 AM
I must be better at being a female than I thought. I am such a &#*$*. Can you use the P word? :thumbsup::thumbsdn:

Anyway, she wants to go to a restaurant tonight that I just do not like very much. I said no, pick another.

She popped my bra strap.

"There might be a new bra in it for you," she said.

I melted like cheap mascara on a hot day.

I feel so cheap. :battingeyelashes:

Kitty

That's just how a marriage succeeds. You scratch her back and she'll scratch yours. Give and take, but just don't try to take too much. Matching panties may not be going overboard but a whole new wardrobe? She'll be choosing your vacation destinations for the next decade! LOL
Joanna41
09-30-2011, 09:41 AM
Lol...what a cute story! Shoot for a matching panty bra set! As one person mentioned she only said "might" so hit the store before dinner!

Joanna
Wendy_Marie
09-30-2011, 12:01 PM
Better Bribery than Blackmail right? I would at least hold out for a matching Bra/Panty set though...No one says you can't renegotiate the deal!
Jeannie
09-30-2011, 04:38 PM
It's so pathetic that I can so easily be bought with anything having to do with shoes, panties, bras and dresses or anything for Jeannie. I just can't help it.
Paulette
09-30-2011, 07:10 PM
I do not know how you could feel cheap at the price of nice bra! And of course the matching panty has to go with the deal, so get you round heeled shelf to the resturant your lovely brides wants to go too.
carolynn2fem
10-01-2011, 05:14 AM
Sweet. She sounds like fun! I'd go for the bra in a heartbeat!


I would atleast hold out for matching panties.
BLUE ORCHID
10-01-2011, 11:28 PM
Hi Kitty, I hate to think what you would do for a new dress and a pair of heels!!!

Orchid
Kittyagain
10-02-2011, 03:01 PM
Hi Kitty, I hate to think what you would do for a new dress and a pair of heels!!!

Orchid

LOL. I'm blushing at what I am thinking.

Well three new pair of panties was the bribe payoff. I am happy but her side of the bargain had to delayed again so :) now I owe her.

Thanks everyone for all the great post.

Kitty
GeorgiaHall
10-02-2011, 03:36 PM
Jealous Kitty, jealous!!!! You are very lucky to have her.
BLUE ORCHID
10-02-2011, 07:54 PM
LOL. I'm blushing at what I am thinking.

Well three new pair of panties was the bribe payoff. I am happy but her side of the bargain had to delayed again so :) now I owe her.

Thanks everyone for all the great post.

Kitty
Kitty, That's Priceless!!

Orchid--LMAO
pinto
10-04-2011, 09:08 AM
"Bribe-Bra" great expression and a great wife. I would like to be the same cheap as you. Where do you get such a wife?
Kittyagain
10-04-2011, 04:54 PM
"Bribe-Bra" great expression and a great wife. I would like to be the same cheap as you. Where do you get such a wife?

I wish I had a good answer but all the I can say is they are out there.

Kitty
Skyeyes
10-18-2011, 03:18 PM
Lucky you. My wife snapped the strap of a cami I was wearing under a shirt once.....but no promise of a bra.
jillleanne
10-19-2011, 11:50 AM
You are such a spoiled brat!! lol
Jan Michell Collins
10-19-2011, 02:20 PM
Kitty You are easy !!!LOL
DebbieL
10-19-2011, 02:31 PM
If that's all it takes to have her be that accepting - is to go to a restaurant she likes every now and then - GO!!!!

My first wife wanted 2 kids, a brand new car, and a house, as well as a stereo for her boyfriend.

Fortunately, my second wife just want me to do some laundry and house cleaning.