Good excuses.

[Skirtboy]

Okay. I want to make this very clear at the start of this thread. I do NOT want to look like a girl, for the most part. But openly going out as a guy in a skirt poses some risk. Does anyone know some good ways to defuse a potentially dangerous situation?


My favorite line so far: I have a gambling problem, and I would rather it put me in a skirt than in the welfare line.

[Sharon]

Carry a bagpipe and wear plaid.:D

[Skirtboy]

Ugh. Plaid makes me look fat.

[Marlena Dahlstrom]

Act like you're doing something perfectly normal and are deserving of respect, and you'll usually get it. But I think you've got the right idea of having a disarming quip or two at the ready.

[Billijo49504]

The first time someone saw you, you could say you lost a bet, but the next time you'de be busted. I guess you could always carry a pistol, that should defuse just about any harrassment.LOL Or you could tell people you are starting a new fashion trend.

[Skirtboy]

Will a broadsword help? I usually have one handy.

[Alison Michelle]

Dont forget the blue paint on your face.:D

[jessi girl]

ugh, this might be a bit much but. hehehe, carry a loaded 12 gauge on yer shoulders, hahahahaha,sorry, im just in a funny mood,heheheh

[Celia]

Wear a full-length, sequinned, ballroom gown - the idea is to blind your opponent with luxury.;)

-Celia

[Darlene.]

Oh I am sorry is this planet earth? I thought it was Venus. LOL.

[Angela Burke]

Carry a bagpipe and wear plaid.:D
Once more girls, a kilt is not a skirt!

Love Angela XX

[Helen MC]

It might not be, but until it is no longer remarkable for a man to wear a skirt in public then it is probably the best a lot of us can get, so stop knocking it!

[Sarahgurl371]

If you can't blind em' with brilliance, baffle em' with bull sh@t