Kierci
10-17-2005, 02:07 AM
To set the scene.
I was totally in male mode I was surfing here at the forum when I remembered I needed razors if I was going to shave tommorrow morning to go out tomm enfemme.
Ok I headed out to the Walmart Neighborhood Market (basically a grocery store) to get my razors. When I got to Walmart I remembered I needed a hair brush to fix my wig properly, so I head on over to where they keep 'em.
I picked up a hair brush and some nair to do the job right.
Ok now I have my hair brush, nair and razors I am good to go in the morning.
Now the next part I have been thinking and thinking about for a long long time. As I am headed toward the check out I walked into the aisle where the Tagamet and Estroven was at <<deepbreath>> I decided to pick up some estrogen assuming the self-checkout would be available. Naturally as most of us cd/ts/tv etc... know we have no luck. All of the self-checkouts were closed for the night. <<another real deeeeeep breath>>
I proceded to the regular check out figuring ok it's late there will be some old lady or old man working the register, Wrong again, there she was adorable as hell A TEENAGE GIRL. :eek: Oh Crap, too late she has seen me!!
Ok I suck it up, figuring on a real good round of smart comments. :o Pleasantly I was wrong. Even though she had just rung up a ladies hairbrush,nair, and estrogen she did not make a rude comment,gesture,smile or anything, she acted like I had just bought a case of eggs and a gallon of milk.:confused: Phewww my heart was racing so fast at this point It could have been the pace car for Nascar.
I made it out of there nice and casually got back out to my truck and almost passed out. I guess it turned out ok after all.
There you have it ladies the reason I am on blood pressure meds :)
I was totally in male mode I was surfing here at the forum when I remembered I needed razors if I was going to shave tommorrow morning to go out tomm enfemme.
Ok I headed out to the Walmart Neighborhood Market (basically a grocery store) to get my razors. When I got to Walmart I remembered I needed a hair brush to fix my wig properly, so I head on over to where they keep 'em.
I picked up a hair brush and some nair to do the job right.
Ok now I have my hair brush, nair and razors I am good to go in the morning.
Now the next part I have been thinking and thinking about for a long long time. As I am headed toward the check out I walked into the aisle where the Tagamet and Estroven was at <<deepbreath>> I decided to pick up some estrogen assuming the self-checkout would be available. Naturally as most of us cd/ts/tv etc... know we have no luck. All of the self-checkouts were closed for the night. <<another real deeeeeep breath>>
I proceded to the regular check out figuring ok it's late there will be some old lady or old man working the register, Wrong again, there she was adorable as hell A TEENAGE GIRL. :eek: Oh Crap, too late she has seen me!!
Ok I suck it up, figuring on a real good round of smart comments. :o Pleasantly I was wrong. Even though she had just rung up a ladies hairbrush,nair, and estrogen she did not make a rude comment,gesture,smile or anything, she acted like I had just bought a case of eggs and a gallon of milk.:confused: Phewww my heart was racing so fast at this point It could have been the pace car for Nascar.
I made it out of there nice and casually got back out to my truck and almost passed out. I guess it turned out ok after all.
There you have it ladies the reason I am on blood pressure meds :)