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Gennifer
12-01-2011, 05:29 PM
I thought some of you might enjoy this. The other day, when my wife and I were going through security at JFK, I stepped into the scanning area, and then when I was asked, stepped out, gathered my belongings, and headed for a bench to put myself back together. I was dressed in male mode. My wife followed me, and once she stepped out the scanning area, the TSA guy said, "Female. Clear." My wife gathered her stuff, came over to the bench where I was tying my shoes, leaned over and whispered in my ear, "Transexual. Clear," with a grin on her face. I smiled, too.
Eileen
12-01-2011, 06:08 PM
Nice! Good humor is so refreshing!
abigailf
12-01-2011, 06:28 PM
That sounds exactly like something my wife would say.
richelle1
12-01-2011, 06:32 PM
Thats funny! !!! I'm wondering if my wife would be say that ?
jillleanne
12-07-2011, 08:59 AM
LOL, mine would have said, " I was waiting for your underwire bra to set the thing off."
Laughter is so way better then tears!!!!!!!!! When I was going through the woopty dooda swooshy thing at the airport in Milwaukee, I got stopped and didn't hear anyone say anything but could see their earpieces going off and their puzzlement followed by "can you please follow me, we need to do a physical pad". I was wearing womans jeans, womans tshirt and womans flats but that could go aether way, what was more interesting to them I suppose were my 36 B real breasts and tucked member of the opposite sex hiding somewhere in my crotch. While being padded I said "it must be that transsexual thing" and one of the security guards smiled and said "I am sure that was it"
:)
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