*Important* A deadly disease exclusive to crossdressers.

[Violetgray]

If you had to guess how most crossdressers die, what would you say? Old age? Perhaps most. Other still pass on from the same causes as the rest of the population: illnesses brought on by unhealthy lifestyle, accidents, etc.

But the neither the media, nor internet community has ever addressed the fastest growing killer among crossdressers: Pink Fog Asphyxiation.

To understand how Pink Fog Asphyxiation claims the lives of hundreds of crossdressers a year, we must understand how it works:

The act of blurring the gender line produces a little known by-product: particles of drag energy known as fabulons.

Most of the time crossdressers store fabulons in the certain places of the body:

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o235/Silverjester/parody.jpg

When a man is crossdressed, the buildup of fabulons is released, and as the result the wrist becomes noticeably more flexible, as the do the hips, which get more sway. In some crossdressers the fabulons stored in the voicebox escape and the voicebox becomes shorter, leading to a higher pitch. The cloud of fabulons that surrounds the body at this point is commonly referred to as the "pink fog."

The danger however is that these particles are then inhaled and bond to the alveoli, the hollow cavities within the lungs through which oxygen enters the body. Usually our bodies would let us know that something is wrong with a sort of suffocating sensation, but this is masked by the massive amount of endorphins that are released while we crossdress.

Please pass on to your fellow crossdressers, if we generate enough buzz we may be able to get medical funding necessary to design drugs to combat PFA. Better yet, send you donations directly to me at

[email protected]

Thank you for listening.

[Lori B]

LOL! :heehee:........and no known cure!:doh::heehee:

[larry]

Oh no. I've got it for sure. But I am not worried. I will die happy.

[Misti]

Thank you for listening.

You can now call me Patrick Henry: "Give me Liberty or Death by Pink Fog Asphyxiation!"

[ArleneRaquel]

You can now call me Patrick Henry: "Give me Liberty or Death by Pink Fog Asphyxiation!"
I'd rather be called Patricia Henry or for dinner.:thumbsup:

[Rachel Renee]

I wish this was reddit so I could upvote this post! I lol'd.

TIL that Fabulons are deadly.

:D

[Kayla C]

OMG... I had no idea!
And it's a silent killer, isn't it??
How would the medical examiner know what killed you?
Oh... I guess the pink panties would be a clue.

[tamarav]

You are always so right on. Now I know what has been happening all these years..

[NathalieX66]

Violet, you are a riot! :thumbsup:

[Frédérique]

Since this is April Fool’s Day, I will offer a comment – I think the whole thing is a DRAG!!! :doh:

I feel better now… :whew!:

[Valerie1973]

500mg of Paracetamoxyfrsebendroneomycin a day keeps the doctor away.This should reduce if not cure Fabulons.

[Sarah-J]

Fabulons? And here I thought it was tree pollen. Ah, well, no matter... as long as I can die looking good. ;)

[Barbara Ella]

I heard that a good HEPA filter unit in your bedroom will prolong your life expectancy. but the filters turn pink.

Barbara

[Amanda Styles]

I just hope it takes a long time to die from it. :)

[Krististeph]

I love it!

Say, do these fabulons travel faster than light? I saw you at CERN last year, didn't I?

BTW- i can get you some good prices on fiber optic cables...

[Katesback]

Actually HIV/AIDS is a huge problem in the transgender population. Of course nobody wants to talk about it but its true. The end result is a life of taking the most horrible and expensive drugs and then dieing of opportunistic infections.

[Marleena]

I heard that a good HEPA filter unit in your bedroom will prolong your life expectancy. but the filters turn pink.

Barbara

I like this answer.:)

[Marilyn Beck]

Come to think of it, I get short of breath whenever I tighten my corset. Must be due to Pink Fog Asphyxiation.

[Eryn]

Filter? No, I want a fabulon inhaler, so I can have a little fun when I can't dress! :)

[docrobbysherry]

OMG! Thanks for the info, Violet! And, all a long I thot Pink Fog was simply a harmless gas that filled the room whenever Sherry appeared! (I KNOW what you're thinking! It has no smell and I DON'T eat union sandwiches just before dressing!)

Anyway, I entered your Email address in my PayPal account to send u money to fite this insidious disease! PayPal said I had already sent everything in my account to my new friend, the president of Ghana! I had forgotten him! A wonderful, open minded, caring, and generous man! It doesn't even matter to him that I dress!

Soon, he's sending me $62,000,000! And, since I only need $5,000,000 to buy a small house here in SoCal, Violet, I'm SENDING U THE REST!

[noeleena]

Hi,

& to think iv been dressing all these years , oh wait, Mom started that , in my lovely cream skirt. & then again another day. but hey did i miss some thing oh, no ,FABULON, did you say, oh help im a woman ....
No.. No.. it cant be,

...noeleena...

[Sandra1746]

Fabulous information about the dreaded fabulons...

Good post Violet, keep it going.

Hugs,
Sandra1746

[Teri Ray]

I have heard of this.......................I understand for chronic cases there is no know cure....................however for acute cases I have heard of a few homeopathihc remedies that provide only temporary help...............simply apply eyeliner and make a huge mistake and have it smudge all over your cheek.............applying lipstick on you chin and stabbing yourself in the eye with mascarea also works. Some suggest that ruining a brand new pair of hose with a toe nail helps but this has not been competely proven. These cures have not been confirmed by the FDA.

[kimdl93]

That explains the shortness of breath and dizziness.....

[StevieTV]

I wonder if I can get a handicap parking sticker for it? :)

[Eryn]

I wonder if I can get a handicap parking sticker for it? :)

You can, in South Korea!

http://blogs.glam.com/glamchic/2009/08/06/high-heel-parking/

[Eryn]

I think I'll paint one in my driveway:

[Misti]

I have heard of this.......................I understand for chronic cases there is no know cure....................however for acute cases I have heard of a few homeopathihc remedies that provide only temporary help...............simply apply eyeliner and make a huge mistake and have it smudge all over your cheek.............applying lipstick on you chin and stabbing yourself in the eye with mascarea also works. Some suggest that ruining a brand new pair of hose with a toe nail helps but this has not been competely proven. These cures have not been confirmed by the FDA.

:2c: But for those suffering temporarily from over-excessive, or over-exposure to, fabulons, you can go online to www.gotpollution.com and get one of these sweet babies! The Techno Air Filter Mask! (See graphic below)

Here is some product info: "The Techno Gold mask combines Hepa-Type filtration for sub-micron pollutants with the Dynamic ACC (Activated Charcoal Cloth) filter. This combination provides increased filtration ability covering a broader spectrum of pollutants than either filter on its own. Working in combination with the Techno Gold filter, are two new Techno valves specifically designed to improve airflow performance on exhalation. With these new features, the Techno Gold mask is at the top of the range in performance and conforms to European Standard EN149FFP1(S). No American standards have been extablished as of this date (See Downside below).

The Techno Air Filter Mask Filters Out: Hydrocarbons including Benzene & Pyrene, Fabulons, Nitrogen Oxides, Sulphur Dioxide, Lead Oxide, and Black Smoke. Sub-Micron Particulates including Pollen Dust, Rape Seed Dust, Irritant Dusts and Clay Dust."
Downside: Leaves you looking like a man. Caveat. Use sparingly, always at your own risk,with complete descretion and extreme caution and care.

Best of luck everyone... :love:

[NatalieBliss]

I knew there had to be a downside to the cootie immunity...

[SherriePall]

Violet -- This is clearly one disease for which no cure should be sought. All monies that might be spent on finding its cure should instead be spent on shoes, dresses, or make-up. Any spending on the disease itself should be deemed inappropriate and the person involved should be sentenced to one year without parole of dressing only in drab.

[david]

violetgray i now re alise what was wrong with my posture since reading your post in fact this was brought to my atenttion by my so yesterday however i love living in my pink fog so i will persivere as this is my life girl and iam enjoying it. but thanks for the head up. davinaxx

[Vieja]

Gaaaah I'm too young mto die.


Vieja

[PretzelGirl]

:2c: But for those suffering temporarily from over-excessive, or over-exposure to, fabulons, you can go online to www.gotpollution.com (http://www.gotpollution.com) and get one of these sweet babies! The Techno Air Filter Mask! (See graphic below)

Before I read your description, I thought I was seeing a picture of a Mortal Kombat character. :idontknow:

[Misti]

Before I read your description, I thought I was seeing a picture of a Mortal Kombat character. :idontknow:

The mask didn't help with his CDing though, or so it would appear? He could have better spent his money on an eyebrow waxing and felt better, I'd imagine? :heehee:

[Jessica Who]

LMAO, nice one Violet :)

[Organza]

I don't know what to say. Thou hast tickled. And I'm not easily tickled.
Lisa

[marny]

HE HE!! you funny! :D

[Kristyn Hill]

this is hilarious. very creative and on-point. the reason for my shortness of breath and butterflies when wearing something sexy has now been released to the public.

[Organza]

Wow -- they should have the high-heel parking everywhere. And people wearing full skirts or dresses should be able to park closer to the building in case it's windy.

[Richelle423]

No wonder I'm wearing Pink thongs today!

[Sarah V]

I thought you were going to say going broke at the latest Kohls sale!!

[stacycoral]

Eryn has a point maybe we all should get a inhaler, and help us with deep pink fog that keep roving in for weeks at a time. thank for the value information

[ME2.0]

Actually if I don't knock it off, I'll probably die under a toppled pile of spike heel shoes. I mean I have more heels than my wife! Anyone else noticing this around your house???

Take care of yourselves, resist the shoe disease!

Staci

[victoriamwilliams1]

Love it!! So I have a letter that is fiction that would go with an article:)

TESTIMONY FROM A PATIENT: I suffered from this and I must say it is so bad that today my wife told me to turn in my man card because I did not know the players on the football team!!! Though she is not aware of my girl side I suddenly felt the need to turn in my male card and let the pink fog continue it's work. The underground medical community states that inhaling the cloud will slowly cause men to forget all male activities and begin the process of a total pink fog lock while dressed! I am trying to find out if I take the blue pill could it stop the fog? I forgot to mention I can no longer grow facial hair and now my hair reaches my shoulder.

DR RESPONSE: based on what you have written I fear that there is nothing we can do for you and by taking the blue pill you must endure every episode of Duck Dynasty and the 3 stooges which if you have proceeded as far as you state you will find it boring so I suggest reruns of the Gilmore Girls or the new show GCB. Inclosed is your new Woman card please use it:)