Bird seed breasts - humor

[Postopadmirer]

I have to share this. It is just to funny.

A couple of weeks ago, I decided to make some doit yourself breast forms.

Having read many posts but not paying attention to detail, I went and bought birdseed and balloons.

I tried it fit the birdseed into the breasts, which only works for an ounce or two.

Birdseed does not want to expand like a water ballon or Like blowing it up.

I was blowing and pouring, and blowing until I had quite a lot of seed in the ballon.

Later the balloon broke.

Birdseed every where.

Bet the wife was a little confused to find a a few bird seeds and no explanation where it came from.

Maybe later I'll describe how I got all that birdseed in the ballon.

[AllieSF]

That is funny. I was waiting to read about the "attack of the birds", or "feather breasts"! Actually, from what I have read, you put the bird seed in a double layer of nylons, not into a balloon. Anyway, thanks for bringing a smile to my face.

[Joanne f]

:lol2: It could had been worse , like a seen from that Hitchcock film " The Birds" you could had ended up with loads of birds pecking at you chest :heehee:

[Cynthia Anne]

Oh yeah that's funny! And what happen to you? The birds ate my breast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP! They are eating me alive!!!!!!!!!!! Hugs!

[debbeelee1]

Great story, but hard to explain to the wife if you don't have any pet birds! At least you didn't try to put water in panty hose to make some homemade forms!

[Cheryl T]

Put the birdseed in the top portion of a nylon stocking. Cut the calf portion off and tie off the end, fill with birdseed and then tie off the other end. I used this method years ago before I could afford (and safely have) silicone forms.

[Lori B]

Put the birdseed in the top portion of a nylon stocking. Cut the calf portion off and tie off the end, fill with birdseed and then tie off the other end. I used this method years ago before I could afford (and safely have) silicone forms.lol....I remember those pre-forms days myself...I think I tried them all,,,from just socks wadded up in my bra,,then to water balloons(many a wet blouse contest happened...:heehee:),,,then to the stockings and bird seed(what a mess,,,,,don`t forget to wipe the motor oil film from your funnel first..:heehee:)....then graduating up to silicone forms:)

[Jilmac]

Humorous thread,but on the serious side your mistake was in using balloons. When I made my first pair of birdseed boobs I used knee high stockings in a nude color. They will expand with the amount of birdseed you use. I used a measuring cup to get the exact amount in each one, and a funnel to pour the seed into the hose. When I achieved the size I wanted, I tied off the end and Voila! instant homemade forms.