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[STACY B]

Well alot of chix on here talk about going out an not going out an having jobs that ya cant be seen or all kinds of different reasons for staying in the ol CLOSET ,,An some others come out sometime but are fearful of something going wrong ,,,Well,,,Well I ,,STACY B The SUPA STAR !! Have the answer to all our problems ! Of corse you know how I roll an I a m going to take care of yall . This is what we shall do ,, Start our own town CD USA ,, We have enough folks on here to cover the entire gammit of jobs an ocupations ,We have doctors, Lawers , Truck drivers ,, Store managers, Bizzness owner , An the whole works ,,So lets just start our own city or town ? An then we can dress an live an wear whatever we want an NO ONE can say a DAM thing cuz we all will be CDs & TS ,,, The Cops ,,Judges,, Mayor, Everyone will be CD or TG ,, An if ya dont like what we do then you can MOVE !! Ohhhhh an for your information I already called SHOE store owner !!

[LarrissaMurray]

Sounds like a wonderful dream. I like it!

[STACY B]

Yall hurry up an call your JOBS & BIZZNESSES ,,,They will go fast an yull be SORRY ! Gonna get ULTA on the line an some clothes store ya know we be loven to shop .

[STACY B]

You got it kid !! Anyone else better speak now or yull be SORRY! Now taking APP for HOOTERS GIRLS any takers ?

[BLUE ORCHID]

Hi Stacy, Try to build the town near a main line railroad that's my other favirite thing.

[Marleena]

Hi Stacy it sounds great, I'm ready to move! Put me down as a Hooter's girl, that would be the ultimate in cool.:)

[danaillecd]

i have dabs on the auto repair and body shop

[Cynthia Anne]

Gee I don't know what ta say! But we know one thing 4 sure! YA'S AINTEN geten a redneck kountry girl like me livin' in no town! Taint'n gonna' happen! Hugs!

[Barbara Ella]

Dibs on Director of Public works. Is there going to be a town law on how many pairs of heels we must own? hope so.

Barbara

[BillieJoEllen]

My, my. I have often thought of this. Having our own town. That would be sooooooo awesome!

[Momarie]

I can never get through anything you write.
Do you write like that on purpose?

Or do you hide behind such ,,,, dodge,,,,,weave,,,,,LOL,,,,Better get started cuz this is a long an whinding road got alot of makeup an clothes an shoe issues to hammer out an alot of shaving an plucking an groming , An shoping to do ,, What cha still...

(Still waiting for your true self to claw through the non-sense)

[STACY B]

Phone call,,, Attention ,,, Call for cousel WOMAN Barbara Ella ,, You have a call on line one ,,,Curtsey over here !!!Hooters waitress Marlenna needed on table three ,,,Outta BEER !! An you others dont have to live in town ?? Just close by,,Make it your primary place to trade !! Get it TRADE ,,, How bout it still need an avon lady ? Any takers ? We will have the train service also we will be just like any other city just BETTER !

[Foxglove]

I'll be the editor of the local paper. There'll be lots of photos and gossip columns. Really catty stuff, you know what I mean? You'll love it. But there'll be serious stuff, too. Just so people don't look down on us. We wouldn't want that. Any photographers, reporters and writers--would-be, budding and experienced--can apply. An equal-opportunity, non-union workplace. One big happy family, we are.

Annabelle

[STACY B]

Rememeber its our town ,,An if we have some undesireables we will deal with them ! The old fashion way , If someone gives us trouble ,,On the chain gang they go ,,Picking up paper rounding up stray dogs ,,Sweeping an raking the town ,,Thats how we deal with infiltraters ! Ya know how we will know ? PANTY CHECK !!!

[Launa]

I will take a job at a wig store. I can do all construction jobs if we need help there too.

[Millie]

Your gonna need a locksmith for that town. I'll take that job. When are we all moving. Love Millie

[STACY B]

I will take a job at a wig store. I can do all construction jobs if we need help there too.

Wig store check !! An you can also take a corse on LAZER hair removal ,,An make some extra $$$$$$$ ,,, Maybe just open a full blown salon before long ?

[STACY B]

Your gonna need a locksmith for that town. I'll take that job. When are we all moving. Love Millie

Lock smith check !!! Maybe get some storage buildings so you can rent them too,,, Gonna need some storage for all the new faces ,,

[Beth Mays]

Weather Channel girl on TV... Stephanie Abrams has some of the HOTEST dresses and they sure fill out nice!

[STACY B]

Weather Channel girl on TV... Stephanie Abrams has some of the HOTEST dresses and they sure fill out nice!

Well,,,Well,, Ya dont say,,,Good morning all you CDs & TG ladys out there ,,,, You got it SISSTA ,,Weather girl check !!! Little beth mays here an its HOT,,,HOT an gonna get HOTTA !!!

[techwife]

OOOooooOOOOoooo.....now I understand.

okay...dibs on the hair salon!! I got a wax warmer and I aint afraid to use it to get those hard to reach spots!! LOL I'll give you the total transformation from head to toe!

[STACY B]

Wax lady check ,,,WOO WEE Im in need of a waxing my dam self ,,,Can I go ahead an make an appointment ? No respectful shoe lady can go round with hairy leggs . Or weather lady for that matter .

[Kimberly Long]

Stacy put me down as Police Chief. 10 years a Chief and 21 years as a police officer. I will be sure that everyone respects all CD, TG, & Ts
Love Kimberly

[STACY B]

Stacy put me down as Police Chief. 10 years a Chief and 21 years as a police officer. I will be sure that everyone respects all CD, TG, & Ts
Love Kimberly

Chief Long ,,, Check ,, Welcom aboard ,, We are sure yull keep this towm safe an sound ,,,

[Jorja]

Put me down as the retired busy body. I'll keep the coffee shop in business.

[janet54]

Stacy. Put me down as MS.JAN'S BAR. Cd's only.

[Beverley Sims]

I will do the photography.
Think of all the expose photos, "Stacy turns around and shows what that beautiful hair is attached to." "Male CD caught dressing as a man, having a gay time."
"Karen Hutton caught wearing jeans whilst watching hockey game.":)

[STACY B]

Busy body ,,Check need alot of extras out an about ,,Rememeber you can go an be what ever you want ,, Bar owner Check ,, No ,,No not CDs only were better than the rest rememeber this is a new town ,,,No labels here we are all who we are an will always be ,,, No gay, strait, CD, tg, Motorcycle , Just clubs ,,We label them as ,, Blues, Jazz, Rock, Country , We own this place there all CD,,TG OWNED AN OPPERATED !!

[STACY B]

I will do the photography.
Think of all the expose photos, "Stacy turns around and shows what that beautiful hair is attached to." "Male CD caught dressing as a man, having a gay time."
"Karen Hutton caught wearing jeans whilst watching hockey game.":)

poparazzi ,,, Check ,,, We all need a good Photographer ,, Make us look good .. An to catch those CRAZYS that go out in DRAB ,,Ohhhhhh the shame !!!! LOOK there 's a man in man clothes ???? WHAT ,,THE :":';:":' !!!

[STACY B]

Ill bet there wont be no shortage of applacants for the BEARED LADY at the fair ?? Thats one job that wont be hard to fill .

[Tina B.]

I don't know about this, just where are we going to put this city, I come from the coast of California, and some of you have weather, I don't think my old body could take, especially in a dress.
Now if it is in a nice warm place, I want to be the retired lady that's a shopaholic!
Tina B.

[STACY B]

No Twisters ,Earthqakes , Hurracanes ,Cold,,Hot ,, Floods, Locus Swarms , There is bound to be a perfect place ? Matbe SPRINGFEILD home of Homer Simpson ?

[Foxglove]

Rememeber its our town ,,An if we have some undesireables we will deal with them ! The old fashion way , If someone gives us trouble ,,On the chain gang they go ,,Picking up paper rounding up stray dogs ,,Sweeping an raking the town ,,Thats how we deal with infiltraters ! Ya know how we will know ? PANTY CHECK !!!


Stacy put me down as Police Chief. 10 years a Chief and 21 years as a police officer. I will be sure that everyone respects all CD, TG, & Ts
Love Kimberly

Kimberly, I was going to suggest Stacy herself as Chief of Police. But since you've got experience (and especially since you're from South Texas, where they know lots about law and order), I think you'll fill the bill. However, you will need deputies, so you might consider Stacy.


I will do the photography.
Think of all the expose photos, "Stacy turns around and shows what that beautiful hair is attached to." "Male CD caught dressing as a man, having a gay time."
"Karen Hutton caught wearing jeans whilst watching hockey game.":)

Beverley, this is exactly the sort of stuff I need for my newspaper. Can we get together to discuss your responsibilities and salary?


I don't know about this, just where are we going to put this city, I come from the coast of California, and some of you have weather, I don't think my old body could take, especially in a dress.
Now if it is in a nice warm place, I want to be the retired lady that's a shopaholic!
Tina B.

As for where this town's going to be, can I be so bold as to suggest a spot? Ambialet, in the South of France. Here's a couple of views of the place:

http://www.ilink.fr/hotel/visites/e/ambialet.html
http://patwo.com/escapade/ambialetlp.htm

A beautiful spot in the midst of the hills on the Tarn River, and since it's not too far from the Med, the weather's not too extreme. The immediate area's not too crowded, as you see, and I'm sure the locals will welcome us with open arms. It would give everyone a chance to brush up on their French, too. Unless somebody else has another suggestion. I'm not fussy myself.

Best wishes, Annabelle

[PretzelGirl]

I can run that coffee shop. Just love sitting around and chatting and Jorja needs some company!

[NicoleScott]

This is just what a lot of folks would want: let the CD's have their own town. It would keep them out of ours.

[Beverley Sims]

To be a photographer on your paper Annabelle, I would have to discuss my fashion, traveling, entertainment and clothing allowance first. Then I would only charge $1.00 hour for wages after that.
Why not have our own country in the center of liberalised USA.
Call it Alcatraz Island, and hold elections.
We could have electoral colleges and the tank on the hill could be our capitol dome.
The interntional port is already established if only for smaller ships.
There are regular flyovers and international shipping carrying tourists from Sausalito could be encouraged to drop in and we could sell them souvenirs.
We could even run tours around the den of iniquity.
I could go on?:)
If we secede from the U.S.A. they will then invade us, we surrender and get U.S. aid money to redevelop our country.
Sell our own stamps, print our own money and away we go.

[Veronica27]

How about the town clown. You know, the old retired geezer that everybody knows, that likes to wander up and down main street, joking with all the shop owners, teezing the ladies, and having himself a rip-roaring good time. I have all the qualifications, and can add a very unusual dimension to the job with some ante-bellum and Victorian era outfits if desired. Will need a good social security package, however if I am to provide all the necessary clothing.

Looking forward to wearing all those great period dresses and things. Wow parasols in the summer, muffs in the winter, corsets, etc.

Let me know if there is an opening

regards

Veronica

[Jocelyn Quivers]

Hi Stacy it sounds great, I'm ready to move! Put me down as a Hooter's girl, that would be the ultimate in cool.:)

Sign me up as well, for my 2nd job. My 1st job is to open up a One Hanes Place Outlet Store and rake in the big bucks!!!

[BRANDYJ]

I have looked at all the new businesses and plans for this new city and have come up with a much needed enterprise! Without consideration for our beloved GG's, I fear few would move here. So I am opening a GG only resort. Of course I will need a complete staff of CD's to serve our GG residents and visitors. I will be looking for barmaids, upstairs maids, massage specialists, pool attendants, shop help in our complete ladies store and lingerie shop. Also looking for waitresses, cooks, hair dressers, male up artists and manicurists. Also need front desk ladies to check out.... I mean check in our arriving GG's. Of course this is a very private resort for GG's only and served by our CD residents. If this town is to succeed, we need a place to welcome our GG's or it is doomed to failure.

[STACY B]

They will all be VERY surprized in all of our town folk ? Maybe they all think that we wont have the cream of the crop ? Or maybe there wrong ! We just might have some very interesting towns people here . So dont be surprized about all the people that come an live in the free world with us .((((((((((((((((((( Take me down to CD city ,,,,,, WHere the grass is green an the WANNA BEZ are PRETTY ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wont ya please take me home !!!)))))))

[Mistybtm]

I will run the adult entertainment shop

[STACY B]

I will take the adult entertainment shop

Ohhh Bhaive ! Sweet little shop ?? A tastful place for LOVERS ,,

[Eve II]

I'll run the town brothel. We take all major credit cards. Toys and other related items sold on site.
SPECIAL - FIRST VISIT ON THE HOUSE !

[STACY B]

I'll run the town brothel. We take all major credit cards. Toys and other related items sold on site.
SPECIAL - FIRST VISIT ON THE HOUSE !

Mite have to run it by hand till ya get some employes ,? Watch out for those freebeez ya might get wore out ,, An not have the grand opening ?

[Foxglove]

Unless I'm mistaken, so far nobody's offered to serve as the town rubbish collector. Obviously, we'd need one of our members who always insists that she doesn't need to wear a dress to feel feminine, she's perfectly comfortable in jeans. Sadly, I'm strictly a dresses/skirts girl myself, so I'm disqualified. But I suppose we'd need to offer a pretty good salary to attract candidates to the job. This is a dream town we're creating here, but I don't know that many of our fellow-citizens would regard this as the dream job.

Annabelle

[STACY B]

Unless I'm mistaken, so far nobody's offered to serve as the town rubbish collector. Obviously, we'd need one of our members who always insists that she doesn't need to wear a dress to feel feminine, she's perfectly comfortable in jeans. Sadly, I'm strictly a dresses/skirts girl myself, so I'm disqualified. But I suppose we'd need to offer a pretty good salary to attract candidates to the job. This is a dream town we're creating here, but I don't know that many of our fellow-citizens would regard this as the dream job.

Annabelle

Thats what them folks in the ol JAIL HOUSE is for !! So ya do something wrong ,,An its the ol garbage man job for you . Getting caught in drab is a federal offence !

[Frédérique]

This is what we shall do ,, Start our own town CD USA ,,

I have a great name for the place – PURGATORY!!! :eek:

Can I still sit alone in my (pink) house and avoid y’all? :heehee:

[Foxglove]

Thats what them folks in the ol JAIL HOUSE is for !! So ya do something wrong ,,An its the ol garbage man job for you . Getting caught in drab is a federal offence !

Alright, sounds good to me. That sort of job would wreck my nails.

[NicoleScott]

Annabelle, I think you just want to be first in line to pick through the purged items, but there may not be many purges.
If there are, Frederique, it would be purge-atory.

[KimberlyJean]

We are going to need a professional celebrity, ala Kim Kardashian. I think I can handle being famous for doing nothing.

[Julia_in_Pa]

Apparently when you left out intersexed people you were thinking that they are well above those that are commoners.
And of course you would be correct.

When I arrive at your little village of the damned I expect that the magistrate will have the tax money for me or else someone gets fed to the lions for my amusement.

And don't touch me I don't want to catch anything.

[Laura912]

I'm in trouble...my specialty will not work on this group! :sad:

[charlytuna]

hey I know auto parts put me in for that

[STACY B]

What about AVON lady ? No takers ,, Someone will have to run the MAC store ,, Right next to my shoe store ,,All sizes to ,, None of that BABY FOOT CRAP ,,,

[Talldrinkofwater]

I call resident party girl or maybe food/drink critic. Basically anything I can do that allows my five Cosmos/day prescription

[STACY B]

We be needin some DOCTORS UP in here ,,,I be needin some sho nuf work did ! Look like a friggen man in a dress WTF,,,, H.E.L.P. Somebody help meeee

[catriona36]

mmmm not sure i know what i want to take up..
I have proffesionaly driven bikes, van, heavy ridgid and semi trailers.(mate of mine did let me have a go behind the wheel of the road train but was kicked out after only about half a mile or so lol)

i was a volenteer bush fire fighter as well as being trained in firefighting on board a ocean going vessel and on scba (stcw95).

i have near rewired this stinking house, the car and boat. have rebuilt vintage bikes with my late father (no he wasnt dead at the time, tho the going was a lil slow)

If our police chief needs to obtain info from a suspect, im not squeamish (part time 2ndjob) ;)
i have worked in private security (phone books dont leave marks)

no longer want out doors job.. so may i please have the minister for transport job?? :D (if the roads are not fixed on time, i will personaly ask the cheif if they can be flogged in public.)

if none of these suite, i can be the town crank. they funny guy that talks to himself and wonders around town swearing at the stray cats and invisible people.

[STACY B]

Ohhhhhh an I almost forgot ? Im also the town priest ,,Come on down for all your confesions ! An the shoe store during the day .

[Julia_in_Pa]

I'll be the butcher then. I love to see blood.
And if it screamed prior to being put to death then it will taste that much better as I grill it's flesh over hot coals.

I'll also be the funeral directer since I have experience in embalming.
I love to drain dead bodies of fluids.



Julia will make an excellent meat butcher in town...we'll need someone that can stand the sight of blood....~shudder~ I can't! Somehow I just can't 'see' her as the baker or the candlestick maker....:eek: NOOooooooo!

[sierra_g]

Is the position of town drunk filled yet? That and web designer, lol!

[suchacutie]

Well, I have been a butcher at times in the past, so count me in. But the other piece is that it would be a tourist mecca for TG folks of all parts of the spectrum!

Lets start working on the tourism flyers and internet ads :)

tina

[ArleneRaquel]

Hi Stacy it sounds great, I'm ready to move! Put me down as a Hooter's girl, that would be the ultimate in cool.:)

Hello darlin,
You are way, way more gorgeous and alluring than any Hooter's girl that I've seen

[jennifer easton]

ok,okaaa, I'll be the Avon lady,I'd rather run the dirty book store but thats taken, Jenni

[Sarah Coleman]

I wanna be a Hooters Girl!

[Sarah Coleman]

We are going to need a professional celebrity, ala Kim Kardashian. I think I can handle being famous for doing nothing.

:lol2: I think any of us could manage that.

[Sue Too]

Stacy, What a fun idea. I'm surprised nobody has offered to open a ladies clothing store. I'm planning a store with a full range of sizes and styles. I plan to handle outer wear and lingerie. There will be no problems using the fitting rooms. AND LADIES--------there will be frequesnt sales. KACHING!! KACHING!! I can hear the cash register tinging already.

Susan in Phoenix

[Foxglove]

Annabelle, I think you just want to be first in line to pick through the purged items, but there may not be many purges.
If there are, Frederique, it would be purge-atory.

Actually, Nicole, I wasn't, but you've given me an idea. I agree with you--I don't know that there'd be many purges/purgers in our town, given that CDing would be socially acceptable there, but if someone did want to purge, she could take all her stuff down to the "Purge and Swap Shop". I don't know that such a shop would be terribly useful to me: nobody but nobody is going to be my size. But think of all the nice stuff other girls could find there.

Best wishes, Annabelle

[Contessa]

Stacy B

I"ll take the corner office job, thats the mayor you know. Miss mayor to anyone who needs me. I'll be in at nine Stacy. Put all my calls on hold.

Miss Mayor

[girltoy]

Guess I'll be nurse at the local clinic!

[Foxglove]

I"ll take the corner office job, thats the mayor you know. Miss mayor to anyone who needs me.


I was wondering who was going to claim this job. Well, since I run the local newspaper, you'll be wanting to retain my good will. That's lots of free dinners for me, and maybe a bottle of whisky on my birthday and at Christmas! But sure, that's what an expense account is for, right?

Looking forward to working with you, Annabelle

[Launa]

[QUOTE=STACY B;2825136]Wig store check !! An you can also take a corse on LAZER hair removal ,,An make some extra $$$$$$$ ,,, Maybe just open a full blown salon before long ?
Hey thats a great idea to have more than a wig store, I will build an all womens salon for us. If thats sucessfull then I will builder a larger store and have seamstresses on staff and clothing on the racks for us. Why not go big? I will get a Walmart style superstore for us!! I will manage it.

[STACY B]

Where is the DOCTOR at ? We need a DOCTOR ,,or at least a VET ! WINK,,,WINK,,, The thrift store in that town will be a thing of FOLK LORE ,,All the shopping we do ,, Somebody jump on the mail man or woman job ,,Yall know we get some mail order stuff . All that biulding will bring back the housing crash an put the econmy back on track .

[MandyGG]

I have looked at all the new businesses and plans for this new city and have come up with a much needed enterprise! Without consideration for our beloved GG's, I fear few would move here. So I am opening a GG only resort. Of course I will need a complete staff of CD's to serve our GG residents and visitors. I will be looking for barmaids, upstairs maids, massage specialists, pool attendants, shop help in our complete ladies store and lingerie shop. Also looking for waitresses, cooks, hair dressers, male up artists and manicurists. Also need front desk ladies to check out.... I mean check in our arriving GG's. Of course this is a very private resort for GG's only and served by our CD residents. If this town is to succeed, we need a place to welcome our GG's or it is doomed to failure.

Where can I make my reservation? I would like to book it from now until I die. What is the rate per night?!?! Audrey can be the HVAC girl for the establishment, and you can just comp my room out of her pay! Deal?!!?!


We are going to need a professional celebrity, ala Kim Kardashian. I think I can handle being famous for doing nothing.

Look out! Here comes CD royalty with her new sex tape!

[Contessa]

Hey all you ladies;

There does not seem to be any eating establishments. I'm pretty sure we'll need a Dairy Queen. Can you hear the Scrubs song "I can do this all on my own" I need some staff. "I'm no superman". Where is the District Attorney We might not use her but we'll need her.

When will we start building, I need to see the city contractor in my office as soon as I arrive, City Comptroller. Hey girls we need a Police Commish get into your uni-form not tard unless you know. I'm almost at my office, I wish we already had street lights and signs. I can't figure out when and where to turn. Who is going to run the nail and or and hair salon. You know we all gotta look good every day. Girl what is going on?

Tess

[Jocelyn Quivers]

I wanna be a Hooters Girl!

Excellent we need more so that we can at least have one shift covered.!! I call first dibs on evening shift!!

Hey FTM's we also need escorts to our cars for when our shift is over, to ensure our safety, and I guess also for resturuant manager!!

[Lorenqt]

I'll run the town brothel. We take all major credit cards. Toys and other related items sold on site.
SPECIAL - FIRST VISIT ON THE HOUSE !

I'd like to offer my services.

[STACY B]

Thats right LADYS ,,,, Step right up an join the SHOW,,,,,,, Cuz once we buckle up there ' is NO turning back ,,, Pick your jobs while they last ,, Need some cheer leaders for the local ROLLER DERBY team ,,,

[5150 Girl]

Well Stacy B, You seem adamit to have an Avon Lady, and see'n as how I'm already one in real life, and the only ohter taker you had seemed reluctant to do so, I'll take it.
However, ususaly Avon Lady is often a side gig. So, therefore, having experience in telavision news, I shal be a feild vidiographer (camera person) if we put together a big enough town to suport a TV station.
If TV isn't practical I would consiter a position in city management of some kind, helpng out in the auto repir shop, or guitar sheader in a rock band

[girltoy]

the local ROLLER DERBY team ,,,

Can I be on the team as my second job?!!?

[STACY B]

Ita a brand new world out there just waiting for all of us wanna be'z an havta be;z ,,, To step up an say NO,, To the normal rules of the cruel world an leave all the haters behind . We havta TAKE the BULL by the horns an live how WE want ,,Not how THEY want us to . An as the newest bearded lady at the fair an wieght , age , an birthday guesser ,, I say POO,,, On the none fashion oriented folks an HELLO ultra fashion new world for us , Bring on all the chain store so we can piss all our money away an try an out du each other ! VICTORIA secrets here we come get out the XL,,,XXL,,XXXL...

[Marleena]

Excellent we need more so that we can at least have one shift covered.!! I call first dibs on evening shift!!

Hey FTM's we also need escorts to our cars for when our shift is over, to ensure our safety, and I guess also for resturuant manager!!

Yeah.. good idea.:)

If anybody touches my a$$ again I'm gonna deck them!

[STACY B]

Yeah.. good idea.:)

If anybody touches my a$$ again I'm gonna deck them!

Come onnnnnnnn you cant be serious ? cop a little feel ,,Relax take the ride ,,, Its all good ,,Where in a new place ,, CD town anything goes ? F.T.M. Boyz will be boyz !!

[Marleena]

Come onnnnnnnn you cant be serious ? cop a little feel ,,Relax take the ride ,,, Its all good ,,Where in a new place ,, CD town anything goes ? F.T.M. Boyz will be boyz !!

Oh no they won't... not without a tip at least!!:heehee:

[5150 Girl]

Yea, well the Holoween I was a Boars Nest waitress, (or Daisy Duke, and the uniform is simular) some jerk actualy picked me up, carried me arround, and sat me on the bar.

[Ellyn]

A few months back I saw an add for an entire town for sale. It had a population of 1, and I think he owned it all including a few good business buildings and a few good houses. Possibly an idea would be to watch for this sort of thing as great starting place for a CD community. Any suggestions for a new name for the town?
Well alot of chix on here talk about going out an not going out an having jobs that ya cant be seen or all kinds of different reasons for staying in the ol CLOSET ,,An some others come out sometime but are fearful of something going wrong ,,,Well,,,Well I ,,STACY B The SUPA STAR !! Have the answer to all our problems ! Of corse you know how I roll an I a m going to take care of yall . This is what we shall do ,, Start our own town CD USA ,, We have enough folks on here to cover the entire gammit of jobs an ocupations ,We have doctors, Lawers , Truck drivers ,, Store managers, Bizzness owner , An the whole works ,,So lets just start our own city or town ? An then we can dress an live an wear whatever we want an NO ONE can say a DAM thing cuz we all will be CDs & TS ,,, The Cops ,,Judges,, Mayor, Everyone will be CD or TG ,, An if ya dont like what we do then you can MOVE !! Ohhhhh an for your information I already called SHOE store owner !!

[skylance]

Dibs on law enforcement, cause, u know, someones gonna have to keep jealous people out of each-other's shoe collections!!!

[jaye_cd]

Hi Stacy, Try to build the town near a main line railroad that's my other favirite thing.

Trains are a must! As odd as it sounds, I can't sleep well at night unless I hear them! I'll build a nice little German pub down by the tracks where it will be Oktoberfest every month that has a vowel in it!

[mbmeen12]

My application/resume is as follows; served and continue to serve as constitutional defender. Delivered food water to people without abilities/natural disasters. AKA Logistics and other unique jobs associated with Uncle Sam.
Ministry of Defense!

[Jocelyn Quivers]

Oh no they won't... not without a tip at least!!:heehee:

Exactly!! But just for extra protection my wife will be sitting there keeping watch making sure no one gets to "fresh"!!

Also we should have special discounts like 10% off for all CD town residents. Non-Town Residents pay full price.

Not to get too complicated Stacy but what kind of government system will CD town have? Managerial Board of Supervisors, Town Council, Mayoral, Alderman, Town Manager etc??:heehee:

[mbmeen12]

I think thats a great idea!!!! Sim city for Cdrs....Who wants to start it ???? Stacy Stacy Stacy....perfect cheer!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lorenqt]

When I'm not whoring at the brothel or shoping for cloths and heels, I'd moonlight at the laser hair remval clinic.

[Contessa]

Stacy B

Just think for one second about this one. My hometown as C D USA. City of Detroit. Needs some work I know but would be good as lead TG city. It is right across from Canada.

Tess

[Jeninus]

OK, as an attorney, I'm putting in for Judge. We have about four other lawyers available here who could split up DA/Public Defender, Plaintiff and Insurance Defense Counsel and everyone can write wills, do the title work, etc. As for the form of government, I suggest Strong Mayor, with a council, or maybe the Swiss canton system.

It's all very well to have shops so we can sell stuff to each other, but we need outside cash coming in to pay for the stuff. In other words, we need a commercial base. Some ideas: call center for a major insurance company, where all the employees can dress like it's 1950, Internet service (maybe a server farm), software production/web site creation.

Of course, as the only true CD/TG/TS/IS (see, Julia, we haven't forgotten you, after all) place in the Western world, we should also develop the tourism industry. That means one or two plush hotels holding frequent Diva meetings, business conferences, discrete Secret Service recreation, world-class fashion shows as well as wholesome family fun with a theme park of some sort. The hotels could be augmented with a really good casino, which would be another cash cow as well as bring in some corporate development cash. How about a world-class SRS hospital? We would have to import some of Thailand's best surgeons, of course.

To allow for the need for a warm, healthy climate (who wants chilly breezes blowing up your skirt?), we should buy a nice uninhabited island from the Bahamas, with the deal being that we can create our own nation so we're not restricted by Bahamian or US laws. That opens up fishing, scuba and other water sports as an attraction. Another advantage of being our own nation is that one small part of the island could be dedicated to growing high-class Sativa and Indica plants that would be an additional attraction for certain tourists, as well as a product for sale to Cbis Scientific.

Don't forget stamps and gold coins that need to be designed (minted elsewhere) and sold to collectors for a profit to our treasury. And banks...we'll take on the Caymans as our bank privacy laws will be the strictest in the world and we could be a tax haven for corporations and the rich. First rule, however, only certified CD/TG/TS/IS will have the vote, and of course their wives and SOs.

We need a lot more ideas on how to make the place self-sustaining.

[Linda Stockings]

Great idea Stacy. Can I be the biologist/botanist? I can't believe anyone else would want that job. Hugs, Linda

[Tara D. Rose]

I would want the job of singer and entertainer for the town on Friday nights, then as a waitress serving drinks at the local pub on the other evenings. By day I’d want to be the mayor of CD city. I would be an honest mayor, or mayorette,, my decisions “WOULD NOT” nor could be swayed by $$$ , hell no I would promise, for I’m more honest than that to be swayed with mere $$$, but if someone slipped me a few gorgeous pink, blue, lavender, purple, hot red, minty green lacy panties, under my desk, I might would be persuaded on my decisions as Mayorette. I would declare an ordinance of no outer clothes worn on Wednesday’s after 6 pm, just panties, bras, forms, thigh highs or panty hose, (corsets optional), and heels while out in public. All car tags would reflect the name of the owner of said vehicle, like: Charlene, Melva, Patrice, Patricia, Cherilyn, Babylove, Sarah, Kathleen, Karen, Annabelle, Marleena, Jennifer, MsArlene, Purple8229, Suchacutie, Sier_g, Julia_n_Pa, Stacy B, Catriona 36, Talldrinkofwater, Charlietuna, Laura912, Kinberyjean, Jorga, Janet54,, Beverly128, Tina B, Sue, NicoleScott, etc.

Victoria Secrets would be open 24/7.

Virginia Slims would be the most commonly sold cigarettes, and mostly pink lighters would be sold.


I’d put Rupall’s picture on $100 dollar bills.

Traffic lights would be Lavender for stop,,,,,,,,,, yellow for caution, and PINK,, for go. Anyone pulled over for running a purple light will be fined two pair of panties (size 8). They would take the ones out of the trunk, and if they had no more, they would pull off the one’s they were wearing and throw them in my cruiser with the pink lights flashing.

The local gambling casino , it would be the city ordinance that all antis to black jack would be antied with panties. Two pair minimum, I raise you one pink pair with black lace trim, and the opponent would say I see your pink panties with black lacy trim and raise you with these yellow see through lacy through and through. The deck of cards would have Elton John as the King of hearts and Ellen DeGenerous as the queen of spades.

Any violators of any CD city ordinances would be 30 minutes (not days), in the slammer, or 10 minutes with the stripper pole Friday night, or public humiliation of having to walk down main street, which would be changed to “Crossdresser Street” with just their under garments on, oh the humiliation that would be. Those that pleaded “not guilty” would be in my court, I would not, I would “PROMISE THE PEOPLE”….. that my lawful decisions “COULD NOT” be swayed by crocodile tears of the accused. But if the accused lifted her high rise skirt just a little too damn high, making sure that I batted my “false eyelash wearing” self to see, I would slam my pink gavel down at the base of Tinkerbelle and the music of “Fat bottomed girls” would go off and declare the accused, NOT GUILTY”, Then the courtroom would empty out with everyone line dancing out of the courtroom to the tune of:

“Everybody’s doing a brand new dance now,,,,, come on baby,,,,,, do the Locomotion,,, the judge is a weakling for big thick thighs now, come on baby ….do the Locomotion,,,…..it’s easy to get off if you know how to tease…………all you gotta do is give your boobs a squeeze, so ..come on, ,come on ,,,,,, love CD city with me,”,
Right now I’m ready to sell all I have and pack it up and move to this town if we can find one for sale.
L&R…………….Tara

[STACY B]

Thats what the WHOLE TOWNS about GENDER an SRS lazer electrolasis , Plastic surgery , We will be WORLD renoun all the doctors an other profestions will want live there so they can thrive an be in the middle of the hub of activity , An we will just have to open a factory or get the cororate guts to move there like Makeup ,, V.S , An then we will have alot of capital tax base coming in our town ,,Maybe a car factory ,,Alot of tourist $ go along way .Just the media rights alone will bring in $ , An dont forget about the COUNT FAIR ,, I will be gretting folks on the week ends at the gate ,,Guessing ,,wieght , Age , Birthdays , Until the show starts then Ill be the Bearded lady until someone else takes my job ?

[DonnaWanna]

I am surprised that no one has offered to be the maid. I guess I will bite the bullet and offer my services,, take one for the team,,, No,, No,, don't throw me in the briar patch,,,

[STACY B]

I am surprised that no one has offered to be the maid. I guess I will bite the bullet and offer my services,, take one for the team,,, No,, No,, don't throw me in the briar patch,,,

That dont surprize me as much as FORTUNE TELLER ,,Palm reader ,,THats an easy job I might change mine to CARD READER ,,Give up the bearded ladt spot to someone who cant shave cuz of eletrolasis ,,Just set down an let me see your hands !!! WOO ,,,,HAA,,, WOOO,, Thats my spooky voice ?

[mbmeen12]

Any violators of any CD city ordinances would be 30 minutes (not days), in
the slammer, or 10 minutes with the stripper pole Friday night, or public
humiliation of having to walk down main street.


Stacy is going to mad/ticketed me but I will "J" walk as much as possible. Will I get to keep the 1.00 tips if I, Kara dances with the pole your honor Miss Tara?

[Diane Douglas]

Can I be in charge of Revenue Creation? Someone has to pay the City Mannager

[STACY B]

How about some METER MAIDS ,, Like on parking wars ,,, I already know how to do hard labor so anything outside or involve me geting dirty are OUT of the question , Let me go ,,,,Ive got some swim suit shopping to do ,,Benn hearing some grumbles of bahabamas ? So I betta get on the ball ,,Dont want to disapoint all of the rich investers or recent CD or TG lotto winners That want to invest in our Island down there .

[Foxglove]

All car tags would reflect the name of the owner of said vehicle, like: . . . Annabelle . . .
Tara

Sorry, Tara, but I haven't owned or driven a car in about 35 years, and I really have no plans to change. I suppose I could have a little license tag on my bicycle. And I suppose I shouldn't say this, but has anyone considered how idyllic our town would be without any cars? If you've ever been to a place such as Venice where cars are a physical impossibilty, then you'll know what their absence does for the quality of life of a place. Just a thought.

Another thought is this: who's going to be in our army or navy to keep jealous neighbors from invading us?

[mbmeen12]

Another thought is this: who's going to be in our army or navy to keep
jealous neighbors from invading us?

Annabelle I volunteered (see #98) but Stacy wants me working the waffle house as a counter service gurl. Can you put in a good word for me, Im pretty good at what I do...

[Foxglove]

Annabelle I volunteered (see #98) but Stacy wants me working the waffle house as a counter service gurl. Can you put in a good word for me, Im pretty good at what I do...

I can do better than that. Given that I'm the editor of the paper, I'll run a big headline: STACY SOFT ON DEFENCE, WAFFLES ON ARMED FORCES!!!

If that doesn't sway her, you can always be my personal bodyguard. I've needed one of those often enough and have never had one.

Annabelle

[NicoleScott]

The town may not have a football team, but lots of cheerleaders.
And, of course, school uniforms.

[STACY B]

Having a JOB fair ,,,, Come on down an apply in your best outfit ,, No drab yull be picking up paper in the parking lot ! Will have employment opportunities on site . Bring your best resume an singing voice cuz there will be karoke in the lobby. All cher impersonaters line up on the left ,, Everyone else right . Bring your own pantyhose for HOOTERS jobs they wont be provided ,, All pole dancers must bring medical cards , Please be on time lines will form an makeup will fly . PLATFORMS a must !

[mbmeen12]

I can do better than that. Given that I'm the editor of the paper, I'll run a
big headline: STACY SOFT ON DEFENCE, WAFFLES ON ARMED FORCES!!!

If that
doesn't sway her, you can always be my personal bodyguard. I've needed one of
those often enough and have never had one.

Annabelle

LOL I will see you at the job fair. Will you have a table set up for resumes???? I will set up security at door, no TSA pat down though:) Jeans /skirt fine/nice shoes...Makeup a must RIGHT STACY B????

[SusanLCD]

I want to run the corset shop. I'll call it "In Bounds." Or, maybe "Shape Shifters."

[STACY B]

LOL I will see you at the job fair. Will you have a table set up for resumes???? I will set up security at door, no TSA pat down though:) Jeans /skirt fine/nice shoes...Makeup a must RIGHT STACY B????

10-----4 Good buddy ,, This is no chicken plucking ,,, We have to get this done so we can save the meek an mild from sure terra from the CRAZIES !

[vivianann]

I want to be a waitress at the resort for GGs. I have always wanted to be a waitress since I was a child. I hope the waitress uniforms are pretty dresses just above the knees. I like to show off my legs to the GGs.

[Contessa]

I want to name the town "Closette" that way everyone could be in and out of Closette. No one would feel like they didn't belong here.

Tess

[Foxglove]

Hey, hey, hey, people, I think we've got our town.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/scientific-ghost-city-test-future-technology-005707004.html

They say nobody's going to live there. Well, we have news for them!

Annabelle

[daviolin]

I don't know if the job is taken yet. But I want the design and build furniture shop. And yes I can work en fem. Were do I aply for the position. Daviolin

[docrobbysherry]

Thanks for the heads up, Stacy! I just put a deposit down on a large, vacant performance hall and club there. As soon as the remodeling's done, we'll be looking to hire a full staff of CD/TG/TS servers, workers, and BEST OF ALL, entertainers for our blockbusting shows! The BAD news? I get to set up everything but, Sherry picks the performers and shows! We've got to watch out! Her taste is a bit suspect and she may expect to be a headliner!

In any case, our club/performance hall should help bring lots of $$$ visitors to town!

[Michelle Crossfire]

Dibs on Fire Chief and Paramedic

[5150 Girl]

I think we have just about everything but a hospital and a grocerie store

[CloserthanthisGG]

I want to be a waitress at the resort for GGs. I have always wanted to be a waitress since I was a child. I hope the waitress uniforms are pretty dresses just above the knees. I like to show off my legs to the GGs.

That's the sweetest thing I have heard in a long time. :) I just read it in the sweetest and cutest little voice ever too. Like full of a sweet and sincere hope. I don't know why but it made me cry.

[Foxglove]

I think we have just about everything but a hospital and a grocerie store

You mean we haven't yet had anybody volunteering to be a nurse? Odd. I'm sure they'll come along, especially when they learn they're needed.

[STACY B]

What about all the roads that need to be built ? Im sure there are some road an paving workers here ,,An plumbers for the infa structure an eletricians for the street lights ,,Yall can dress in anyhting you want at work here dont choose your job for the outfits ,,Rememeber no judgment we all wear what we want when we wnt how we want ,,Thats the beauty of this place ,,,Its paradice rememeber .

[Foxglove]

If it's paradise, maybe we need a few angels. I'm not sure I'd fill the bill, though.

[STACY B]

Be like me then ,,,,,, Angel Flying to Close to the grown !!!!

[Jan Michell Collins]

Got to have a fire dept. And ems I'm there !!