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Diana Bain
06-27-2012, 06:01 PM
I know it's probally been done before...but what the heck. You go out dressed to a bar and go on a bender. You get up the next morning (drab) and go to work...you still have your makeup on...you might be a crossdresser. Next...

kimdl93
06-27-2012, 06:09 PM
More than once, but what the heck...

If your wife notices that you have more dresses than she does....you might be a cross dresser.

Silentpartner GG SO
06-27-2012, 06:14 PM
lol Kim, thats not difficult - I only have 1 dress and my SO has a lot more than that!

Jolene Robertson
06-27-2012, 06:15 PM
Had that happen once! I have more dresses and skirts than my wife too, so I guess "I might be". :-)

daviolin
06-27-2012, 06:21 PM
When you go shopping with your SO. Shes the one sitting there rolling her eyes. "Dear we need to get going, I'll be late for my tee off time". So many clothes not enough time. Yes I might be a crossdresser. Daviolin

wilt575
06-27-2012, 06:49 PM
I know it's probally been done before...but what the heck. You go out dressed to a bar and go on a bender. You get up the next morning (drab) and go to work...you still have your makeup on...you might be a crossdresser. Next...

I did not get drunk but I was at the casino way way later than planed, got home and undressed except for lacey bra,panties and fishnet stockings. Over slept woke up late rushed to get dressed and get to work, so used to and comfortable with my dressing, did not realize how I was dressed until parked car. Went on in had normal day not read. Whew!!

Annaliese2010
06-27-2012, 07:26 PM
IF...

Late Saturday night you're home alone, just finished a 5th of cheap vodka. You think "what the hell, I know her so well", won't it be real fun to shock 'er. You take a few pics you shoot to her cell, feeling you're one naughty hottie. The joke is on you when out of the blue, she txt's back "I SO want that body!"

...you Might be transgendered.

STACY B
06-27-2012, 07:48 PM
When the Fashion mags an Makeup Mags come adressed to you ! You might be a CROSSDRESSER !

Krista Doll
06-27-2012, 07:57 PM
When You get up in the morning and put on makeup and style your wig You might be a crossdresser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and don't forget the lovely dress. You might be a crossdresser.

Kelly DeWinter
06-27-2012, 08:00 PM
When you are out for drinks with the guys from work and a gorgeous woman walks by, and you say out loud in a snarky voice "Those heels are SO wrong for that dress !" SNAP ! ........ You might be a CROSSDRESSER !

2B Natasha
06-27-2012, 08:02 PM
.....you might be a crossdresser

If when your getting ready to go out. You lay half of your wardrobe onthe bed to try on so you get just the right look. And your just going for fast food.

Or

When your SO get's done with her hair and make-up and sit's and has THE LOOK. Loudly sighing and asking " Are DONE yet?!" " your such a GIRL.

Or

when you go clothes shopping. You bring along magazines, lot's of magazines, in your purse. Making sure your smart phone is fully charged for her when she's waiting outside the fitting room. She dropped out after 10 minutes and want's to go home. Your plan is 5 hours and every damn outfit in the store.

Kate17
06-27-2012, 09:09 PM
You go on a trip with your wife and she realizes she for got all of her panties and you say , no problem honey, I always bring a few extra - you might be a crossdresser !! ( true Story - we wear the sme size)

PretzelGirl
06-27-2012, 09:34 PM
Your make-up kit says "Craftsman" on it.

linda allen
06-28-2012, 06:38 AM
Funny, I was thinking of starting the same thread. :heehee:

If you've had to get rid of some of your male clothes to make room for your female clothes - You might be a crossdresser.

If you lie awake at night planning which outfit you will wear the next day - You might be a crossdresser.

If you take your wife shopping in the women's department so that whatever she gets, you can get one too - You might be a crossdresser.

If you've ever said to your wife "Is my bra showing?" - You might be a crossdresser.

If your wife snaps your bra strap in public - You might be a crossdresser.

If you know your blouse, skirt, and women's shoe size by heart - You might be a crossdresser.

If the conversation turns to "pumps" and you think of shoes, not equipment to move liquids - You might be a crossdresser.

:D

Beverley Sims
06-28-2012, 06:48 AM
This thread has been done to death so many times before and it is refreshing to see more new ideas in it.
They seem to be improving with all the new girls around and new trains of thought. Maybe I am just a grumpy cross dresser at that.:)

Renee W
06-28-2012, 08:40 AM
If you're short on cash at the register and put back the fishing pole and keep the bra, you just might be a cross-dresser.

NicoleScott
06-28-2012, 08:40 AM
When someone says: "Nice car. What shade of red is that?"
and you answer: "Cherries in the Snow"
You may be a crossdresser.

Annie D
06-28-2012, 08:52 AM
If your 20 year old daughter comes to you to put the highlights in her hair instead of her mother: you might be a crossdresser.
If you have to wear clogs with a solid toe to the pool to cover your painted toenails: you might be a crossdresser.
If you show your daughter how to apply her makeup just the right way: you might be a crossdresser.
If you can't work around the house without wearing a shirt for fear that everyone will see your bikini top tan lines: you might be a crossdresser.

And......the first time you dress up at home and come out of the bedroom and your dog growls because he doesn't recognize you: you ARE a crossdresser.

Amber-Sue
06-28-2012, 09:15 AM
When your dressed to go out and the first thing your wife says is "It's snowing down south". You look outside to see if she is right
You might be a crossdresser

JohnH
06-28-2012, 09:18 AM
More than once, but what the heck...

If your wife notices that you have more dresses than she does....you might be a cross dresser.

Heck with me it is not a secret that I have far more dresses than she does, and I actually wear them everyday in the summertime at home, and my wife wears only pants and shorts!

John

Karren H
06-28-2012, 09:48 AM
........If you like to wear womens clothes! Duh...

SherriePall
06-28-2012, 09:59 AM
You might be a crossdresser if every roadside rest area is viewed as an opportunity to change your clothes....

BRANDYJ
06-28-2012, 10:40 AM
Your favorite tackle box is full of makeup...you might be a crossdresser.

TxCassie
06-28-2012, 10:44 AM
It's good to see the sense of humor. In my case, being single, gay, and living alone, my moment of "you might be" was when I reaching under the bed searching for a lost steel toed tactical boot I wear for work and pulled out one stocking, and a three inch heeled strappy sandal. :daydreaming: :battingeyelashes:

Cassie:love:

Alice B
06-28-2012, 12:42 PM
If you go through the clothing that your wife is donating to a charity, looking for items you can wear you might be a cross dresser.

Foxglove
06-28-2012, 03:21 PM
If you figure you're not crossdressing because you're only wearing a nightie, robe and slippers, no makeup or wig or dress, you might be a crossdresser.

Xrys
06-30-2012, 09:51 AM
If you look at your chest when you hear the phrase "grow a pair", ...
If your tacklebox has a nail file for emergencies, ...
If the skeletons in your closet are the dresses in your closet, ...
If you look a woman in the eyes because you are figureing out how she did her makeup, ...
If you have to dress your wife so she doesn't embaras you in public, ...
If you put ON your hair when you put on your face, ...

Laura912
07-01-2012, 07:41 AM
If when you see a drop dead lovely and fit GG running and watch her breasts, wishing you had a pair like that and can almost feel them moving yourself!

Rebeccarabbit
07-01-2012, 08:16 AM
When you find yourself, critical of a GG's dress.......or talking to the girls at parties, and offering advice on very personal problems, and men !!! When you look enviously at pretty woman and admire a good looking man......... you may be transgendered

EjayeCD
07-01-2012, 09:13 AM
You might be a crossdresser if, You look at yout slacks, shorts, tops, shoes, undies and realize they are almost ALL bought in the womens department.

Krististeph
07-01-2012, 11:08 AM
... if you have nicer outfits and more variety than your wife.
... if you can walk and run in heels better than your wife.

bredalee25
07-01-2012, 11:49 AM
If you and your wife borrow each others clothes you might be a crossdresser

Brown Eyed Girl
07-02-2012, 09:17 AM
If it's easier to reach behind your back and undo your own bra straps than it is to help her with her's...

EllieOPKS
07-02-2012, 09:41 AM
If the only monthly recurring event on your Outlook calendar is "Get mani & pedi" you might be a cross dresser.

If you have sync'd the Outlook calendar with your iphone, and ipad, you might be a cross dresser.

If for the first time in your life you wonder if your butt looks big in something, you might be a cross dresser.

Jessica86
07-02-2012, 11:28 AM
If your husband has a set of your victoria's secret catalogs, yet NEVER spends over thirty minutes in the bathroom? Your husband might be a cross dresser.

If the thought of TUCKING your kids in makes your husband say "Nah, its just time for them to go to bed."

If your husband gets offered perfume in the mall with you, and says "No thanks. That one stinks!" Your husband might be a cross dresser.
If your husband's idea of a drag race is seeing how fast he can run to the mail box......your husband might be a cross dresser.

If your husband leaves to get forms from the office.....and works as a pizza delivery driver.....you might have married a cross dresser.

If the bottle of lotion in your husband's night stand......is "cherry blossom"....you might have married a cross dresser.

If you start to remove your clothes, and your husband hands you a hangar so your clothes don't wrinkle....

I came up with these one night while bored. I've got quite a few more.....