View Full Version : Just for FUN! I could PASS... [for all you comedians out there]
Wildaboutheels
07-08-2012, 07:00 PM
[YOU could pass]
From 100 yards.
As long as everyone else was drunk.
From 20 feet If I did not have to talk.
Etc......................
Cynthia Anne
07-08-2012, 07:11 PM
As long as no one is looking and it's dark!
LilSissyStevie
07-08-2012, 07:12 PM
I pass 100% of the time. My secret is that I go out dressed as a guy. I walk around the mall and everyone thinks I'm really a dude. HA HA HA!!!!! They haven't go a clue!!!
Barbara Ella
07-08-2012, 07:23 PM
And just remember, in the US, you only pass on the left. For our UK folk, you can pass as you damn well please...lol
Barbara
STACY B
07-08-2012, 08:55 PM
Just do what I do ? Go where you want an get lost in the store as soon as someone clocks ya just walk away from um ,,lol,, If they follow you just ask them if they have a problem ? Rememeber girls KEEP MOVING ! Not only will MOST folks not say anything to ya standing still ,,,Even less will follow you around an stalk you ? Just something to think about ? Beep....Beep,,,
RADER
07-08-2012, 09:02 PM
O'Yes I could; With the shades down at night with all lights off and a blind man doing the observation.
Rader
Diana Bain
07-08-2012, 10:29 PM
...I could not pass in my car, I could not pass in a bar, I could not pass on a boat, by a train or near a goat....only if the world was blind, I might pass just fine:D
Marleena
07-08-2012, 10:35 PM
The only thing I can pass is gas! Sorry.:o
Lorileah
07-08-2012, 11:29 PM
as Gilbert and Sullivan said "In the dusk with the light behind her"
If I could pass I would have had a better contract
Beverley Sims
07-09-2012, 02:12 AM
I always pass when back lit.:)
Mollyanne
07-09-2012, 05:45 AM
" No one has ever made a pass at me, they just pass me by"
Molly
Raychel
07-09-2012, 05:48 AM
Sure I could pass easy if all the other people in the room were blind and deaf.
Beverley Sims
07-09-2012, 09:42 AM
And just remember, in the US, you only pass on the left. For our UK folk, you can pass as you damn well please...lol
Barbara
Having driven and been out in the UK I agree on all counts.
It's fun.:)
Karren H
07-09-2012, 10:02 AM
I could pass if I were standing next to the tree that fell in the woods and no one was around to hear it...
Jackiefl
07-09-2012, 10:16 AM
I could pass dressed in all white in a snowstorm. LMAO
Debra Russell
07-09-2012, 11:41 AM
I could pass if I was dressed to the nines in a drag show......................Debra
Foxglove
07-09-2012, 02:09 PM
If someone said "Boo!" to me, I might pass out.
ClaudiaDawn
07-09-2012, 02:45 PM
I can pass as long as I stay alone in the closet.
Pretty Nails
07-09-2012, 04:22 PM
I can absolutely pass anytime and anywhere. And then I woke up and went to work. :)
Michaela42
07-09-2012, 04:25 PM
I am sure that I can pass . . . as a linebacker in drag. 'sigh'
Mistybtm
07-09-2012, 04:41 PM
...I could not pass in my car, I could not pass in a bar, I could not pass on a boat, by a train or near a goat....only if the world was blind, I might pass just fine:D
That was awsome I love it and it is so true for me . I would love to try a private make over just to see what they could do and how it would make me look
Helen_Highwater
07-09-2012, 04:42 PM
I pass the buck, "It isn't my fault, I was born this way"
Roberta Young
07-09-2012, 04:44 PM
I could pass if there was a solar eclipse and everyone looked at it without protective lenses. Luv Roberta
Foxglove
07-10-2012, 01:24 AM
Of course, if you want to pass, you'll have to do better than the Germans did at the Battle of Verdun. The French general took one look at them and declared, "They shall not pass!"
jillleanne
07-10-2012, 08:18 AM
I can pass gas lifting something heavy.
Sweet Caroline
07-10-2012, 08:50 AM
It's really not about passing as a female. If you want to pass dress as an old lady.
No one looks at them. Un no offense ladies. Only young beauties get the unwanted attention. Dressing to blend is no fun either as today's woman dresses so poorly and sloppy. Whatever your style is just do it. I know a CD who dresses little girl style. She knows she does not pass but wants to get out in the world. Yes she gets looks but mostly people who are curious and polite. Getting read is half the fun!
sonna
07-10-2012, 09:09 AM
I could pass if I were standing next to the tree that fell in the woods and no one was around to hear it...
since your there and knowbody else is around does it still make a noise?
linda allen
07-10-2012, 09:47 AM
I'm going with the "From 20 feet If I did not have to talk." option.
Of course, we can't really judge ourselves so that's just an estimate. An optimistic estimate. I've had men step aside for me on the sidewalk. I guess that's a good sign.
linda allen
07-10-2012, 09:48 AM
...... If you want to pass dress as an old lady.
If you are an "old" man, what are your choices?
jsunic_1978
07-10-2012, 09:55 AM
coffee shops are great places to dress! no0 one even looks twice. some people find this interesting and a little surprised because its not commonly seen every day. We could just be playing a part in a play or lost a bet and have to pay up by dressing up LOL I go out all the time and its fun. The female clothing stores love us :) as we a generate revenue in the clothing industry. No one has to know this is a fetish and people are more liberal than we think. Of course, these a time and place for everything. We keep this in prospective, no issues.
Mizz Nyla
07-10-2012, 09:57 AM
... if there was no oncoming traffic.
jsunic_1978
07-10-2012, 09:59 AM
We just have to be careful when we go to places that serve alcohol. I rarely, rarely go to clubs, i am straight and dont want to fool a straight guy for a split second then him kicking my butt once the SURPRISE comes out.its best to go with female friends so your friend can tell the guys your lesbian and or just not interested.
EllieOPKS
07-10-2012, 10:20 AM
If I were in the Middle East. Seriously, most of those ladies make me look like Marilyn Monroe, AND I could keep my beard :) ..
Aprilrain
07-10-2012, 10:37 AM
I spent $$,$$$ so I could pass any time anywhere, money talks people!
lynnmcarthur
07-10-2012, 12:26 PM
If Bea Arthur could pass, why can't I
Jorja
07-10-2012, 02:17 PM
I could not be the quarterback because they said I could not pass. My life long dream was to handle the ball. I played center. Who cares if you pass or not? Go have fun.
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