Top sexy things to do...

[Simmone]

These are the things I've done as a CD. Please let me know what else to try.

Wearing undies (especially if they make a bit of noise under your jeans) to the pub - a very blokey pub!

Telling a female friend (and dressing in front of her)

Wearing undies to bed - you forget you're wearing them in the night.

Shopping for girlie things.

Talking about girlie things on a forum like this.

Hair removal cream - it's fantastic, do any of you girls use it routinely on your facial hair?

Wearing a bra (feels like wearing one of those harnesses children have to put up with!)

[Andrea's Lynne]

Undies that make noise?!?!?!?!:eek:

[Sharon]

What kind of hair removal cream do you use on your face that doesn't burn?

[Wendy me]

yes tell us more abought Undies that make noise....

[MaxineF]

I have a pair of squeeky leather pants if that counts :)

As for the underware have you tried a little baby powder?

Maxine

[Kim E]

Sorry, but I'm still hung up about the noisy undies !

Kim

[Julie York]

I like going into tough biker bars and asking everyone their bra size.


:D



(whilst wearing noisy panties)

[Katrina]

Usually undies that make sounds are something that babies wear - diapers... :D Now no panty line when you are wearing tight jeans or khakis - that's sexy!

[Lisa Marie]

How about reading romance books and watching soaps while dressed? Anyone try that before? Angie

[Marla GG]

Don't you just hate it when you go to the movies and the person next to you is wearing noisy underwear? Like the time I went to see War of the Worlds, and....

(eerie music)

Narrator: No-one would have believed in the early years of the (rustle rustle) century that our (rustle) was being watched by (rustle rustle) greater than our own; that as men busied themselves about their (rustle rustle rustle), they observed and studied, the way a man with a (rustle) might (rustle) the (rustle) that (rustle rustle rustle) in a drop of (rustle).

I never did figure out what that movie was about! Would somebody--preferably somebody wearing nice, quiet underwear--like to explain it to me? :D

[TGMarla]

Man! Has this thread been jacked!

:D

[MaxineF]

You know you can get *noisy pants* that come with a remote control! Just hand that over to your partner and you can be in for a fun night at the opera!

Maxine

[Angela Burke]

Simmone,
I can't stop thinking about your "noisy undies!".
Your post conjures up so many images in my head!
I don't know if you meant to do so but you've made me laugh like a drain!
Thankyou!

Love Angela XX

[Simmone]

...when you wear jeans on top of tights (pantyhose), together, they make a rustling noise; more than just denim on skin! Have you never heard it? What about the swish of a nylon/satin slip over slinky hose and under a lovely pencil skirt?

[jennifer easton]

OOOOOOOOOOOOH yeah, I know what you mean!
xoxoxoJennifer

[Julie York]

ok try this.....

Wear stockings and suspenders and a bra (basque whatever) into the shower and put shaving cream down the front and back of your panties and rub well in to get a lather.



:D



(I don't even HAVE a shower! :eek: )


Oh go on. You KNOW you want to try it.

Yes you do!


Oh yes you do!

No you do...don't lie!


No really...You gave it a serious thought there I can tell.:D

[Sharon]

Gads, do we need to move this to the Adult Forum?
Shaving cream in your panties? :eek:

[Julie York]

SEE!

Sharon has tried it!


hahahahaha


(Oops :D )







Was funny though. And think of my shaving cream shares?

[Sharon]

SEE!

Sharon has tried it!


hahahahaha


(Oops :D )


You've been erased once, so at least you know what it will feel like when it happens again.:D

[Kimberly]

Wearing undies to bed - you forget you're wearing them in the night.
Wear a bra to bed.... feels like you got breasts!!

Not the best thing to try and sleep with...

(rustle, rustle) ARGH!! IT'S THE CURSE OF THE EVIL NOISY UNDIES... THEY'VE COME TO GET ME!

*runs* (rustle, rustle, rustle...)

[Julie York]

Very sorry Miss. Won't happen again Miss.

:p