Boob Warmer

[linda allen]

OK, this isn't really a serious post, but when I put my boobs on in the morning, they are cold and it takes a while for them to warm up and feel natural.

I'm wondering what the engineers here would come up with to keep my (silicone and expensive) boobs at or near body temperature when I'm not wearing them. :heehee:

[sissystephanie]

Linda, since I have natural 40 B's I don't wear forms. However, you can easily warm them by holding them between your body and your biceps. It only takes a few minutes to warm them up to feel normal. Try it and you will like the idea!

[kimdl93]

How about storing them on a heating pad - you could hook it up to a timer so they were toasty warm for you in the morning. Sort of like a block heater for boobs!

[UNDERDRESSER]

Hmm, 2 of those USB cup warming plates?
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Needapresent-com-USB-Cup-Warmer/dp/B0009VEL1O

[Beverley Sims]

Not enough time here. I would slip them in my bra and lit my own boobs heat them up.
Mind you the reaction is like a doctor's COLD stethescope. :)

[Alexisninsar]

I can't speak from experience, but try storing them in a small cooler with a hot washcloth place beside them over night. If you try this let me know if it worked.

[linda allen]

How about storing them on a heating pad - you could hook it up to a timer so they were toasty warm for you in the morning. Sort of like a block heater for boobs!
I would hate to try to explain to my wife that I was installing an electrical outlet in the closet so I could keep my boobs warm!

I think I would have to have a thermostat of some sort to keep them from heating above body temperature just because of potential damage. I would hate to have one explode. :eek:

[Laura912]

Good thing no one suggested the microwave. Could be really, really, interesting. :doh:

[Gina X]

Good thing no one suggested the microwave. Could be really, really, interesting. :doh:
Specially if you are wearing them at the time!!! LOL

[JenniferR771]

i feel your pain...I really REALLY feel it because my Ms insists I keep everything outside the house in my outdoor garden shed. Talk about shock. And in 2009 when i was using water filled condoms--they froze in February. NOT GOOD! And a bit too firm.

[Karren H]

I are an engineer! I installed heated tile flooring in the bathroom so if you just let them lay on the floor over night then they will be toasty by morning!... either that or jut pop them in the microwave! lol

[Chickhe]

Just fill your sink up with hot water and wash them in there for a few minutes. You get the added bonus of keeping them clean and depending if you use soap and the type they get this really nice bubblegum smell to them.

[Veronica27]

:eek:This seems like an unusual subject to be discussing during one of the hottest summers in recent memory. At least in my part of the world. I dress most days (at least with my bra and forms) to cool off as much as for any other reason. Unfortunately they do tend to heat up as the day progresses. Things are starting to get a bit sweaty right now. :straightface:

Veronica

[linda allen]

:eek:This seems like an unusual subject to be discussing during one of the hottest summers in recent memory. At least in my part of the world. I dress most days (at least with my bra and forms) to cool off as much as for any other reason. Unfortunately they do tend to heat up as the day progresses. Things are starting to get a bit sweaty right now. :straightface:

Veronica

My house is air conditioned so the boobs are at about 78 degrees if they've been in the closet overnight. :worried:

[Jamie2]

Just fill your sink up with hot water and wash them in there for a few minutes. You get the added bonus of keeping them clean and depending if you use soap and the type they get this really nice bubblegum smell to them.

Been doing this for years !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sarah Doepner]

Put them in the dog bed and let fluffy keep them warm. Just don't use a bacon scented soap or adhesive. :-)

Actually, cold forms and a hot cup of coffee are the perfect combination to get me wide awake in the morning.

[docrobbysherry]

Not that I EVER put on forms in the morning, regardless of the temperature, I've GOT THIS ONE!

Put them on top of your water heater! On a towel or something! Your SO will never know, (if that's important), and they'll be warm and toasty as can be whenever u want them!

[CarlaWestin]

Sleep with them under the covers, under a bra, that you're wearing.

[linda allen]

Sleep with them under the covers, under a bra, that you're wearing.

The manufacturer warns not to sleep in them.

[Kittie]

I saw this title and it sounded like a job description. :heehee:

In all seriousness, you could put them on a radiator set very low (and I mean low), or perhaps store them in an airing cupboard when you are not wearing them.

[prene]

How big are your???
Mine warm nicely in only a few minutes and I think keeping them cold ... or cooler when I do not use them will have them last longer.

Not a problem for me.

[Davena Doll]

I do have some experience in heat tranfer. There are about 10 different kinds of silicone. I chose FDA compliant silicone for this topic, which has a working heat range of -50 to +400 degrees F. How about sleeping with them. In the morning they sould be at or near your body temperature.

[linda allen]

While I would love to be able to stick them on and leave them on forever, the manufacturer warns against sleeping in them because the pressure might burst them. :eek:

Here's what I have come up with:

The original cardboard box is about 17" wide, 10" deep, and 6" high with a hinged top and a plastic insert to hold the boobs and keep their shape when stored.

What I see is a furniture grade mahogany, walnut, or cherry box with dovetailed or box jointed corners and a hinged top, cleats to support the plastic insert, and one or two low wattage (5 watt night light) bulbs to provide the heat. There are low wattage heating elements designed for dehumidifying that might be a better choice. If the heat is low enough, and it's left "on" 24/7, a thermostat wouldn't really be necessary.

I would use a metal heat shield between the heat source and the plastic insert to diffuse the heat and protect the plastic.

The goal would be to keep the heat at about 95 degrees all the time.

[BLUE ORCHID]

Just fill your sink up with hot water and wash them in there for a few minutes. You get the added bonus of keeping them clean and depending if you use soap and the type they get this really nice bubblegum smell to them.

Hi Chickhe, I too have been doing that for years and they are always clean ane fresh.

[Cheryl T]

Just put on your big girl panties and deal with the little chill...it's not all that bad.

[Rogina B]

Makes your real nipples hard....for a minute or two! lol

[Missy]

I do warm to hot tap water in the sink tube let set while I get ready take out pat with soft cloth and place
ooooohhhhh so nice and warm feeling

leave them cold if woke up late and no time for coffee

lol

[docrobbysherry]

I saw this title and it sounded like a job description. :heehee:

In all seriousness, you could put them on a radiator set very low (and I mean low), or perhaps store them in an airing cupboard when you are not wearing them.
I think radiator translates to: "water heater" in American! Unless u mean the thing in front of your car?

[Lynn Marie]

Remember the good old days of water balloon boobs. When it was hot you could fill them with cold water, and when it was cold you could use warm water. Felt so nice. Sort of like internal heating and cooling. Oh well, not going back to those days of yesteryear. How about when the balloon slipped off the faucet and squirted all over the bathroom!

[Eryn]

Before you get carried away with keeping the girls warm all the time, remember that they live right next to your skin for hours. You really don't want to incubate little critters that might be on your forms.

Still, avoiding that first minute of shivers would be nice! :)