Funny things seperating CDs from TSs

[Inna]

OK, yes I know.............. but in all honesty I am starting this to laugh with us not at us and so bring a bit of laughter into the SERIOUS world :eek: of transsexual discussion, lol! :heehee:

If at any point it becomes wrong please shut this thread down!

So as to start, and please everybody this is suppose to be fun and laughable stuff!!!!!

What is the Difference between Crossdresser and Transsexual?

When asked to wear pantyhose transsexual will say: "do I really have too...." to which Crossdresser will answer: "Geee, do I have to take them off again...."

[suzy1]

A transsexual will say “I hate house work” And a CD will say “I love doing housework in my wiggle skirt and heels”

[Melissa Jill]

What is the Difference between Crossdresser and Transsexual?

5 years.

[Inna]

What is the Difference between Crossdresser and Transsexual?

5 years.

LOL, that one is a classic, however as everybody understands this is a lite-humor thread no other connotations are attached, and it isn't 5 but 2 years, lol :)

As a transsexual and a crossdresser left driving from point A to point B, who got there first providing they drove same distance in similar traffic?

ANSWER: Crossdresser! as transsexual is still trying to parallel park her car.....

[KellyJameson]

Where the money is spent.

[abby39]

What is the Difference between Crossdresser and Transsexual?

5 years.


I love this one!

What you wear to work.

[JohnH]

Someone already posted:

A transsexual goes "Ah" when she removes her bra.

A crossdresser goes "Ah" when she puts on her bra.

I guess I am transsexual since I wear bras for breast support and I go "Ah" when I remove my bra.

My bras are white, plain, and without underwire to go with my Hanes men's briefs!

John

[Marleena]

Sometimes the only thing separating a CD and a TS is a referee.:heehee:

[kimdl93]

A syringe of estradiol.

[Michelle.M]

If I show up at work on Monday morning with a trace of eyeliner from the weekend still on my eyes I look just fine!

[Kathryn Martin]

The transsexual is the one in comfortable shoes....

[Kylie4]

The difference is how clean the toilet seat is.

[Traci Elizabeth]

A transsexual is the one wearing the "flats" while the CD is cursing from the blisters on her toes and sprained ankle.

[LeaP]

What one tucks, the other shucks.

[Sally24]

The crossdresser shops in womenswear. The transsexual is back to shopping for comfortable clothes in mensware.:)

[Melody Moore]

Hmmmmm funny things separating Crossdressers from Transsexuals?

The doctor handed me my scripts and said "Congratulations for defeating the male ego and tethering the testosterone". :D

[Inna]

CD will make all the effort to match panties with the bra, TS is lucky if the top is in the vicinity of her panties color.

[CharleneT]

At the end of a long day at work, a CD and a TS both get home.

The CD runs upstairs, puts on her bra, and says "ahhh..... relief!"

The TS runs upstairs, takes her bra off, and says "ahhh..... relief!"

[Inna]

a friend CD says to TS friend seeing her first time after transition "you had to have balls to pull this off" to which she replied, "when I pulled it off, balls came off with it"

A cd and a ts friends get together at the local cafe to have lunch, they both sit down at the glass table, a gorgeous female with angelic silhouette walks by, the cds crotch becomes bulged, she turns back to her ts friend and nonchalantly says "what's up" to which ts replies "apparently only you"

A CD looked at the gorgeous well dressed woman and said "I would take her blouse, her skirt, her heels and put them on to look just like her and then will make passionate love to her for hours"
A TS looked at the gorgeous well dressed woman and said "I would take her blouse, her skirt, her heels and put them on to look just like her.......b$@&$ch!"

A TS takes her bra off at the end of her day and massages her breasts as they are sore after all those hours........
A CD takes her bra off at the end of her day and hangs it up in the closet together next to her breasts.........

[Deborah_UK]

A TS can't wait to get home from work to take off her heels

A CD can't wait to get home from work to put on her heels

[GrayGirl83]

(nothing to add, but this has cracked me up and lightened my sometimes dour outlook on my gender issues. thanks all! :) )

[Kate Simmons]

For someone who really knows who they are, between $75,000- $100,000 I'd estimate Hon.:)