You know you're off the deep end if...

[Jaymees22]

You know you're off the deep end if...you have more panties then male underwear,if you read Vogue in the Dr's waiting room instead of Road & Track,if you think "cleavage alert" then realize your looking in the mirror. Can you think of more of these, I bet you can. Hugs Jaymee

[outhiking]

You notice a woman's nails before her breasts.

[alisa63]

You see a GG and you want to tell her that her outfit is completely wrong for her body type.

[Karren H]

I've been playing "guess the women's cup size" game in my mind the last week.... and I think I'm winning! :D

[RenneB]

Yes I'm lovin this thread.... en male mode I've had to hold my tongue when I just saw a great outfit on a GG and almost went up to her and said, "girl, where did you get those....." and then realized it wasn't Renne asking the question....

Oh I give almost all well dressed GGs a good looking up and down now but unlike in my adolesent days, I'm now taking mental notes of the blouse, skirt, hose, heels and purse...then a quick scan of the rings, necklace and bracelets before I even check out the figure....

Renne.....

[Tara D. Rose]

I do notice the clothes and the heels more than the woman. I too read the women's fashion magazines while in waiting rooms.
Tara

[Ressie]

You drive by a yard sale sizing up the woman putting on the sale before stopping.

[Cheryl T]

You hang a pair of pantyhose from the mantle at Christmas...

[Vanessa Storrs]

I read Road and Track in waiting rooms because I already subscribe to the fashion magazines.

[Roberta Young]

You drive by a yard sale sizing up the woman putting on the sale before stopping.

DITTO! Next time I drive. Roberta

[BRANDYJ]

You've gone off the deep end when the first thing you do in the morning is check this site before you even check your email and while the coffee is brewing.

[Marcia Blue]

You know you are off the deep end, when you pack more womens clothes, than male clothes for a business trip.

[Cynthia Anne]

You see a beautiful dress on a lady and wonder how it would look on you!

[Teri Ray]

You've gone off the deep end when you spend more time at Sears looking at shoes than tools.

[Taylor186]

When you think about what you are going to wear when you get home, on your way to work.

[BLUE ORCHID]

I've been playing "guess the women's cup size" game in my mind the last week.... and I think I'm winning! :D

Hi Karen, I've been doing that for years but there's no way to know if I'm right.

[Angela Campbell]

You see cleavage and think....damn I wish I had that!

[Janine cd]

I agree with all of the above. I'll add my own reaction. When I go to the local GoodWill resale shop, my first stop is to the women's shoe section followed by a stop at the dresses and skirt displays.

[Davena Doll]

Well I was looking at a woman the other day and yes she notest I was looking at her. Plad shorts and black hosery. Ya I can do that, I was not even looking at her breasts but she did not know that.

[Cassandra Lynn]

I got caught 'leering' at a beautiful woman just the other day in fact,......her make-up was a work of art! :heehee:

The funny thing was how she reacted to my scanning her face so well. I went to the next aisle, forgot something and returned; she had her little compact out of her purse and was checking her face.

[Jamie Christopher]

Just love to admire pretty women, wondering if I can get that outfit in my size.....and what is that perfume she's wearing?

[PretzelGirl]

When your VISA bill comes in a 8x11.5 envelope.

[Leah Lynn]

You drive by a yard sale sizing up the woman putting on the sale before stopping.

Oh, lordy, I thought I was the only guy that did that! Or thought "That would look SO much better on me!" I did ask a GG at a mall where did she get those shoes?

[k lynn]

When you walk by a lady wearing a good looking skirt and you say damn I would like to have that skirt and she hears you and smiles

[I Am Paula]

I've got six COACH purses, but drive a ten year old car.

[Tabitha_Lynn]

. . . when you see a pretty girl/lady/woman and say to yourself "sure wish I could get in her pants/shorts" and dont mean it sexually.

And sometimes realize that you said it out loud.

[Rachel05]

Oh my goodness I am way off the deep end then !!!!

[Brianna612]

I’m off the deep end when I can spend hours shopping in the women’s department and have to pull myself away no matter what mode I’m in. All other shopping I hate. In and out as quick as possible otherwise I’m wasting my time.

[countrygirl]

On your store list is pantyhose.

[StephineUK]

checking out the makeup in a department shop before anything else and looking for dresses in your size in the sale rail!!

[Annaliese2010]

You fall off the deep end...when there's no chick dangerous-hot enuf to pull you in :battingeyelashes:


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[Ashley D.]

When my wife has to remind me to walk more like a guy when we are going to a meeting and I need to be in drab.
And that happens about every time I'm in drab.

[Angela Campbell]

If all the women in the office are mad at you because you were the only one to get flowers for Valentines Day.