My Chinese Cookie Fortune Today . . . .

[Anne2345]

All the time, therapy, introspection, discussion, crying, breaking down, writing, travelling, and money I have spent trying to figure all of this :censor: crap out, and a stupid fortune cookie has the answer??!! Why couldn't I have found this fortune, saaaaaaaaay, a couple of decades ago???!!!!! :swear:

[Bree-asaurus]

All the time, therapy, introspection, discussion, crying, breaking down, writing, travelling, and money I have spent trying to figure all of this :censor: crap out, and a stupid fortune cookie has the answer??!! Why couldn't I have found this fortune, saaaaaaaaay, a couple of decades ago???!!!!! :swear:

Well... if you're not a man.... ;)

[kimdl93]

By my estimate, there are more than 7 billion of earths inhabitants that are guilty of this at least daily. The rest are not hominids.

[Sara Jessica]

Oh Anne, you're screwed!!! ;)

[PretzelGirl]

Men are sooo stupid, aren't they? :battingeyelashes:

[KellyJameson]

The paradox of life is not knowing if we are calling a lie the truth or the truth a lie so life makes fools of us all, the trick is being OK with that.

[Anne2345]

The paradox of life is not knowing if we are calling a lie the truth or the truth a lie so life makes fools of us all, the trick is being OK with that.

You're wrong! The trick is to eat a steady diet comprised exclusively of fortune cookies. That way, and only in that way, can one quickly and efficiently learn the wisdom of life's lessons . . . . :)

[Torrey]

eerie how spot on those dangblasted things can be...

[Nicole Erin]

Men are sooo stupid, aren't they? :battingeyelashes:

See but if you had said "women are so stupid" then here would be the progression -
A few GG's would chime in and express their insultedness.
A couple CD's would come in ready to kiss GG butt.
Our "nice" moderator offering words of kindness.
A couple irrelevant comments.
A moderator would tell everyone to calm down.
A CD coming in to agree with the "Nice" moderator.
Another argument or two...

THEN finally -

A moderator coming in to lock the thread.

Did I miss anything?

[Traci Elizabeth]

All the time, therapy, introspection, discussion, crying, breaking down, writing, travelling, and money I have spent trying to figure all of this :censor: crap out, and a stupid fortune cookie has the answer??!! Why couldn't I have found this fortune, saaaaaaaaay, a couple of decades ago???!!!!! :swear:


Because a couple of decades ago you were not even born! :lol:

[Barbara Ella]

Hmmm. I think I am beginning to see my problem. I am usually so unaware of what is going on and what I am doing that i dont know enough to realize I am being fooled, or if.

Barbara

[Marleena]

It just so happens we had Chinese food today. My fortune cookie said "You deserve to have a good time after a hard days work". Since I'm now retired it just doesn't fit. I dunno but maybe my wife gave me the wrong cookie, it was a 50/50 chance of getting the right one.:)

[ColleenA]

It just so happens we had Chinese food today. My fortune cookie said "You deserve to have a good time after a hard days work". Since I'm now retired it just doesn't fit. I dunno but maybe my wife gave me the wrong cookie, it was a 50/50 chance of getting the right one.:)

I hadn't thought about the old joke of saying "in bed" after the fortune for some time, but it occurs to me it def adds an interesting twist on yours, Marleena.

(Had to include my own irrelevant comment to help make Nicole Erin's point.)

[LeaP]

Anne, whatever you do ... STAY AWAY FROM THE MAGIC 8 BALL!!!!

[Elizabeth]

All the time, therapy, introspection, discussion, crying, breaking down, writing, travelling, and money I have spent trying to figure all of this :censor: crap out, and a stupid fortune cookie has the answer??!! Why couldn't I have found this fortune, saaaaaaaaay, a couple of decades ago???!!!!! :swear:

The whole reason to lie to oneself is to avoid asking if one is lying to oneself. Only a fool believes in fortune cookies?

Love always,
Elizabeth

[Inna]

I heard one Chinese zen master say: 如果您設置您的網站的cookie，你就會錯過一個cookie的財富的財富的一部分，它的自 我

"if you set your sites on the fortune part of a cookie you will miss the fortune of a cookie it self"

Ohmmmmmmmmmmmm.........................YUM........ ..........................

However in direct English translation it means: "Just eat the Darn cookie"

[Traci Elizabeth]

I heard one Chinese zen master say: 如果您設置您的網站的cookie，你就會錯過一個cookie的財富的財富的一部分，它的自 我

"if you set your sites on the fortune part of a cookie you will miss the fortune of a cookie it self"

Ohmmmmmmmmmmmm.........................YUM........ ..........................



I can vouch for that! I love the taste of the cookie. Screw the fortune as I make my own fortune.

[whowhatwhen]

"You will find happiness with a new love."

[Kate Simmons]

Those things are mechanically wrapped and randomly inserted. As Obi Wan Kenobi said: "Who's the bigger fool? The fool or the fool who follows him?" The challenge is to figure out who is really fooling who.:)

[elizabethamy]

these fortune cookie writers need to be more compassionate. don't they understand how much work it takes to fool yourself for this long?

[Aprilrain]

everyday I fool myself into believing I'm still a size 6 when in reality my ass says otherwise!

[LeaP]

everyday I fool myself into believing I'm still a size 6 when in reality my ass says otherwise!

Given the focus here on "asset acquisition" and the frequency of complaints about the lack of achievement on same, you must be thrilled!

[Babeba]

everyday I fool myself into believing I'm still a size 6 when in reality my ass says otherwise!

Me, too! :) it's amazing how you can find both the number and the fit you like if you shop in the right place... Clearly of all the fools around, Old Navy is not one of them cause they figured that one out!

[Marleena]

I hadn't thought about the old joke of saying "in bed" after the fortune for some time, but it occurs to me it def adds an interesting twist on yours, Marleena.

(Had to include my own irrelevant comment to help make Nicole Erin's point.)

Colleen that does sound better: "You deserve to have a good time in bed after a hard days work". :) I couldn't complain about that one.