Baseball Metaphors

[Sometimes Steffi]

I guess we all remember the Baseball Metaphors of dating from our youth:

Classic
1st Base: Frenching (above the neck)
2nd Base: Feeling (above the waist)
3rd Base: Fingering (below the waist)
Home: F*ing (all the way)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_metaphors_for_sex

I was thinking of these and developed a new set for our activities.

Now don’t get all upset if I got some of these wrong. They’re supposed to be somewhat humorous.

Feel free to change them or add your own.

Crossdressing
1st Base: Observing, wishing, dreaming, obsessing
2nd Base: Panties / lingerie
3rd: Base: Full clothing, shoes
Home: Whole 9 yards; wig, makeup, forms, jewelry

SO Acceptance
1st Base: You what; whose are these; what are you wearing?
2nd Base: OK, but I don’t want to know about it
3rd: Base: That’s cool
Home: It’s great having a GF

O&A
1st Base: Androgynous dressing
2nd Base: Walking in dark streets en femme
3rd Base: Gay bars and XD events
Home: Everywhere

TS
1st Base: XD at home
2nd Base: O&A
3rd Base: 24 x 7 pre-op TS
Home: Post-op TS

Shopping
1st Base: Anonymously / Internet
2nd Base: Drab grab and run
3rd Base: Drab try on in store
Home: Shopping En femme

[Krista1985]

I like the idea behind the thread, let me take a crack at one...

Self acceptance for Crossdressers.
1st base: OMG! I might be a crossdresser.
2nd base: Oh no! I am a crossdresser, how do I deal?
3rd base: Yep crossdresser here, no big deal.
Home-run: Why aren't you a crossdresser too?

I'm mid play right now myself, trying to stretch a double into a triple and almost safely at third.

[Cynthia Anne]

Ha,ha very cute! Guess I've hit more home-runs then I thunked!